Blue Jeans
"Tell me the truth," Kelsi asked her husband one night during supper. "Do you think I am fat?"
Ryan nearly chocked on his chicken. "Why do you ask that," he finally asked.
"Because," Kelsi replied in a I-can't-believe-you-don't-already-know tone, "My favorite pair of blue jeans don't fit anymore."
Ryan gazed sympathetically at his wife."You know its because you are pregnant dear," he replied.
Kelsi sighed. "I know." she answered. "But I still feel like a whale."
Ryan went over and gave his wife a big hug. "You're not fat," he replied giving her a quick kiss on the cheek, "you're beautiful."
