Shopping with Edward part. 2

After a few hours passed by I found myself walking hopelessly, thought the aisles of the store looking for the last Item on our list that seemed impossible to get.

"Is your sister serious", I asked Edward still not believing the last part of our list, and what It requested.

"You know Alice, she probably is", he said sighing feeling as desperate as I was.

"Really how the hell are we going to find a jumbo size large, 100 unit box of glow in the dark condoms", I asked frustrated.

"Well maybe if we asked for help it would be easier Bella", Edward said annoyed, we've been having this discussion for almost thirty minutes.

"What part of I refuse, to ask for 'that' don't you understand", I spat angrily.

He shrugged his shoulders and smacked his forehead, "Bella stop being so difficult".

"DIFFICULT", I said angrily, "I am not being difficult, I just don't want to ask for a freaking box of a hundred CONDOMS, do you understand that EDWARD", I spat shaking angrily.

"Why", he asked innocently.

I breathed angrily, and I saw him smiling, "Because Edward what do you think It'll look like, if we show up asking for a hundred condoms, they're probably going to think we're some kind of sick couple who can't stop having sex", I said pissed off by his attitude.

"Huh, couple you know what, I like that part", he said cockily, "Oh shut up Cullen", I said smacking his head.

"Ok I have an idea", he said with his face illuminating, like a light bulb was turning on in that head of his, "I'll play you, rock, paper, scissors" he said as he continued to push our shopping cart down another aisle.

"How is this supposed to make us look like less sexually degenerated people", I asked sarcastically at the silliness of his proposal.

"Easy the one who loses has to go ask for the condoms", Edward said smirking.

I thought about it for a moment not sure, 'Bella if you don't win this the world is about to see a new shade of red', "Ok deal", I said nodding in agreement.

"Wicked", he said smiling from ear to ear.

"Oh my god, you're so Harry Potter", I said rolling my eyes at the use of that word.

He smiled and shrugged his shoulders, "Can't help it, I lived in the U.K for three years, it had to rub on eventually".

"Ok so whoever wins this has to go buy a hundred condoms", I said dreading the idea of losing.

"Yeah and don't forget size jumbo, and they have glow in the dark", Edward pointed out.

"Jumbo and glow in the dark how could I forget, why does Alice need this, I had no idea she and Jasper were so active", I said trying to decipher the infinitely complicated mind of Alice Cullen.

Edward laughed lightly, "God no, there not for her I hope so, their supposed to be for the piñata", he said with a disgusted face that only meant he imagined his sister using them.

"Well ok let's play", I said putting my hand's behind my back.

"Oh, whoever loses this doesn't have to buy the toys either", Edward said also hiding his hands behind his back.

I felt confused for a second, "What toys, are there going to be children at this party", I asked shocked thinking of who could take children to a party, were there would be Playboy bunnies.

"Kids, well not precisely, I'll explain the toy's thing later", he said smirking, which only meant he knew something I didn't and from the looks of it, it wasn't something good.

"Ready", he said with his hands behind his back and a smirk on his face, "Rock, paper scissors", he said pulling out scissors, while I did paper.

'Oh crap, beg on your knees for another chance Bella, BEG', I thought while he continued to smirk like an idiot.

"So have fun buying these 'things", he quoted mockingly.

"Please one out of three", I begged, giving him my saddest puppy eyes I could, but it probably looked like I suffered from muscle spasms.

He looked at me, and smiled, "Won't make a difference, but shoot", he said.

"Ok, rock, paper, scissors", I said quickly with my eyes closed, when I finally opened them, I saw his hand in a fist, and mine in scissors, 'Lucky me'.

"Last chance Swan", he said smiling, 'stupid Volvo owner thinks he can beat me', I thought getting ready for last chance to save me from eternal humiliation.

"Rock, paper and stupid scissors", I said angrily, I said extending my fist for him to see, which he responded with a huge smirk, and pulling out papers.

'CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP', I thought finally giving up, and knowing what was ahead of me.

"NA, NA, NA, You lost", Edward said childishly laughing.

Which I of course responded very maturely, by sticking my tongue out at him, and poking him until he got annoyed.

"Stop poking me", he said annoyed.

"No", I said continuing to poke his arm.

"STOP IT", he said annoyed

"No", I said continuing to poke him.

"STOP, or I'll tell my mommy", he said almost crying.

"Ok, ok I'll stop or else little Edwie pooh, will tell his mommy", I said mockingly.

"Laugh all you want I'm not the one buying condoms, and whips later on", he said laughing.

My expression during that moment was what you called priceless, "Wha-what whips", I asked feeling like I had to throw up.

"Alice also asked, for whips, hand cuffs, and naughty police officer suits, which you have to buy at a sex shop", he said smirking.

"YOU IDIOT", I said gasping loudly, now I knew what he meant earlier by toys, he meant freaking sex toys, that me, Bella Swan, Ms. Blush 2008, would now have to buy, boy I hate you Edward Cullen.

"So you'd better hit the pharmacy before it get's late", Edward said in between laughs.

"Laugh it up idiot, I'll have my revenge later", I said walking over to the pharmacy.

"Yeah while you're at it get a hundred condoms if you can", he said teasing the hell out of me.

"Screw you Edward", I said with my cheeks red as I walked to the pharmacy counter, ' Ok Bella you can do this, you can do this, 100 condoms big deal, oh and don't forget jumbo and glow in the dark, well who cares it's not like the pharmacy guy knows you'.

"Excuse me, um can I get a hundred condoms", I asked with my eyes glued on the floor, I was so red it would freak out the pharmacy clerk if he saw me, I heard Edward roaring in laughter a little bit behind me, he was standing in the correct place to just hear and presence my humiliation.

"Bella", I heard a familiar voice recognize me.

'When you think life can't get any worse, guess what it does', "Erick", I asked surprised, in front of me stood Erick Yorkie , he was in one of classes in Yale, I didn't know him that well, but it was enough for me to get sent into another level of humiliation.

Edward seemed to recognize him to because he now had tears of laughter rolling down his cheeks, 'oh how I wished for him to rot in hell'.

"Um hi Erick, I didn't know you worked here", I said embarrassed, 'Because if I did I would have stayed the hell away from here'.

"Yeah it's something I do part time to help pay my tuition at Yale", he said simply, 'Oh how I wished I could say things so calmly, and be all like 'hey Erick give me a hundred condoms please'.

"So what did you say you needed", he asked probably thinking he heard wrong the first time. 'Crap, please don't make me say this again'.

"Canyougiveahundredglowinthedarkjumbocondoms", I said quickly, much too quickly for him to understand, to quick for anyone to understand, and quick enough to make him think I have serious speaking problems.

Edward also to my dislike heard this, and was now rolling merrily on the floor laughing, 'Oh how I will kick him after this'.

Erick looked at me as if I was some freak with problems, "Sorry Bella I quite didn't hear that", he said.

I breathed in deeply and turned three deeper sheds of red, whoever saw me probably thought I was choking due to my purplish tone, "Can I please get a hundred glow in the dark jumbo sized condoms", I asked slowly.

Erick looked at me with wide eyes, probably thinking what a sexual addict I was, "Um well yeah give me a sec", he said walking into the back at of the pharmacy to check out their condom supplies.

Now that Erick was gone, I turned back to look at Edward who was hardly breathing, and had his cell phone in his hand, "Edward Cullen are you filming this", I asked outraged.

"N-no", he said in between laughs, I would have walked over to where he was and hit him so hard it would leave a bruise, but I didn't want anyone thinking that was my sexually degenerated partner.

"Um, Bella we're out of boxes, so I'm going to have to give you single units", he said giving me an almost transparent bag full of condoms, great now the world would know ,Bella Swan the sex freak, isn't that just great.

I paid quickly with the roll of money Edward had given me, not even bothering to see the numbers, I couldn't care less right now about Edward's economy, I even left Erick a generous tip, as part of my revenge to Edward for making me do this, and filming it.

I was about to walk away from the pharmacy when I heard Erick call me back, now this caught Edward's attention for a second, and he stopped laughing.

"Bella", Erick called after me.

"What's up Erick", I tried to ask casually as if nothing had happened, as if I hadn't just bought a hundred glow in the dark condoms.

"Well I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go to a movie with me", Erick said almost shyly, I knew now was my turn for revenge, I glanced back at Edward who had no traces of his laughing before, and now he was dead serious, and had a look in his eyes, as if he was ready to kill.

I made sure I had he's full attention, I smiled at him, and looked back at Erick, I said I'd have my revenge at Edward, so what if it meant a crappy date with Erick, if I knew it would bug the hell out of Edward, that way he'd learn no to mess with me.

"You know what I'd lo-", but before I was abele to finish my sentence, Edward was right next to me with his hands around my waist, and he was kissing me passionately.

I felt totally out of place, like if everything stopped in that second, I only thought about Edward's lips on mine, but I was to taken aback to respond to the kiss, which ended in less than a few seconds, but it was enough to leave me dazzled.

Edward leaned away from me and grinned, "Sorry I was late honey, but the traffic jam was horrible", he said wrapping an arm around my shoulder.

Erick was looking at us with wide eyes, like he finally knew with whom I'd give use to those condoms, "Is that you're boyfriend"; Erick asked looking at Edward with dislike.

I was still too dazzled to respond, so Edward answered before I could, "Yes, nice to meet you, I'm Edward Cullen", he said cockily.

Erick looked shocked when he recognized who he was, "Dude can I get your autograph", Erick asked wide eyed.

This seemed to surprise Edward, but it didn't wipe the smirk that was playing on his face, "Sure", after Edward was done signing Erick's sheet of paper, he continued to have his arm around my shoulder, but that was when I remembered I should be angry at him, I moved away from him, and he looked at me innocently.

"What sorry about that, but I had to take extreme measures to save you from a crappy date, I even called the SWAT team for back up, if things got ugly", he joked trying to lighten the mood.

"I think I have a right to know with whom I want to go out", I said trying to sound angry even if I really couldn't find myself to do so, I was pissed off, but I didn't regret that kiss.

"I just thought you needed to be saved", he said innocently.

"I don't need you're help", I said icily, and started to walk away from where he was.

But making sure this was a scene from a Hollywood blockbuster; he followed me and pulled my arm.

"Why don't you just leave me the hell alone, Edward", I said and tried to pull my arm away, but he was much stronger than I was.

"Bella, I'm so sorry, I never thought you'd get this angry", he said with his green eyes begging for forgiveness.

"That's the thing with you Edward you never think", I said looking at him.

"Please tell what to do so you can forgive me, anything please", he asked desperately.

I was about to continue sending him to hell but then I had a better idea, "Do you want to be forgiven", I asked taking the upper hand in this issue.

"YES", he said happily, "I'll do anything".

I smiled wickedly, "You're buying the toys".

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After what I thought had been the funniest hour in my life, Edward and I were back in the car, and we we're heading back home.

"You should have seen your face, when she asked if you could play with you", I said remembering Edward's face when the girl who took his order in the sex shop asked if she could join his game.

"What face did you want me to show, if somebody says that to me", he said disgusted.

"I don't know, but I have here all on video, I even got the part where she started saying she was a kitten, waiting for you", I said bursting out laughing, and showing him my phone mockingly.

"Don't laugh much Miss, can I have a hundred glow- in -the -dark condoms", he said also waving his phone at me.

I remembered the whole incident at the store and blushed deeply, not because of condoms, but I immediately remembered how Edward kissed me.

I had been trying to convince myself that It didn't mean anything, but I couldn't help getting my hopes up that maybe it meant something, and worst of all I was trying to convince myself that the butterflies I know felt with Edward meant nothing, but that kiss changed everything, and I was trying hard to convince myself that I wasn't begging to fall for him, but I was doing a hell of a crappy job.

He seemed to know what I was thinking and he became immediately silent too, an awkward silence filled the car, he continued to drive and I hadn't noticed how far we really were.

The car continued to be silent as Edward, changed the song, I immediately knew what song, was playing, and I couldn't believe how terribly related I felt to it right now, falling in love at a coffee shop by Landon Pigg started to play, and as hard as it seemed we both found ourselves singing along to it.

"I think that possibly

Maybe I'm falling for you

Yes

There's a chance that I've fallen quite hard over you

I've seen the paths that your eyes wander down

I want to come too

I think that possibly

Maybe I'm falling for you"

I was too terribly mesmerized by the song to notice, that Edward had stopped at a McDonald's, and was telling me to get out of the car.

"What are we doing here", I asked walking through the doors, he cleverly opened for me.

He chuckled lightly, "I'm buying the newspaper Bella, NO where having dinner silly Bella".

"Oh crap", I said as we were about to order, "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry", I told Edward as the girl who took my order last time appeared behind the counter.

"OH MY GOSH, NO WAY", she said almost crying, "OH MY GOSH", she screamed again and Edward looked confused about her sudden reaction.

She ran all the way from behind the counter, and to where we we're standing, and wrapped her arms around him hugging him like crazy, and sobbing, "Oh Edward, I knew you'd come get me someday", she said sobbing.

The people at the restaurant stared at us with weird looks, some where laughing and others stood up behind the girl, with napkins and pens in their hands.

Edward looked at me with desperate eyes begging for help, I smiled and mouthed 'You earned this', he looked at me again with eyes pleading for help.

"Eh-hem", I said clearing my throat behind the girl who still was hugging Edward, "What", she asked annoyed looking at me and letting go of him, I read her name tag, "Sorry Becky but I was wondering if you could let go of my boyfriend", I said, saying loudly the word boyfriend.

She stared at me with wide eyes, she was about to put words to the sinister look on her face, but the restaurant manager showed up during that moment.

"Rebecca, can I have a word with you in the back", he asked with a stern look on his face.

With one last look at Edward she started walking toward the office door, with her head down.

"I'm so sorry for this inconvenience Mr. Cullen, miss", he said signalling towards me.

"Swan", I said filling in the blank.

Three guys were trying to approach us, and five girls were giggling with papers in their hands.

The manager saw that, "I have to ask for all of you to please let Mr. Cullen eat in peace please", he said shooing them off, they looked kind of disappointed but desisted and when to sit back where they originally were.

"Do you think you have a more discreet table", Edward asked the manager.

"Well no, but if you want nobody is using the play pen, you guys can eat there and I'll personally will make sure nobody disturbs you", he said respectfully.

"Play pen, huh, that'd be cool, right Bella", Edward asked looking at me.

"Sure no problem", I said, looking at them.

"Oh by the way, dinner's on the house for you guys, so please feel free to order", he said smiling and leaving.

After we'd ordered our food, both Edward and I had trays full of food in our hands, we were sitting in the kids eating zone, the place was for our exclusive use today.

"It's got to be pretty cool getting free stuff all the time", I told Edward in between bites, "Why'd you leave all that", I asked wondering why was the reason of him leaving all his celebrity lifestyle, and trading it for college life.

"Well it's a long story, but basically I wanted to be abele to save lives'", he said smoothly.

I smiled at him that was a really noble thing for to do, "That's nice you know".

"I guess so", he said taking a sip from his coke, "Do you mind if I interrogate you", he asked with a smile.

"Sure", I said not really understanding what he might want to know about me, after what seemed like hours he had asked about almost everything, my family, about my life in Forks, my favourite flowers, music, how many pet's I've had, basically he knew all my boring life now.

"Have you ever been in a relationship", he asked, I tensed at his question, "No", I said blushing, truth be told I had never had a boyfriend, or anything close to it.

"Why is that", he asked softly, I shrugged, "I dunno I guess I've never attracted anyone that way".

"Impossible", he said frowning, "Bella you're so beautiful, smart, and funny, how can somebody not be attracted to you", he asked sincerely.

I felt heat rise up in my cheeks and I was blushing like crazy, "Thanks".

"How about you", I asked back already knowing the answer.

"Never", he said truthfully, I felt my jaw drop, "How is that possible", I asked stunned.

"I don't know I guess nobody see's me that way, I've mean I've had flings, more than I wish I did, but they've never turned into something lasting, see there's another reason why I left it, I was tired of being seen like a piece of meat, I just wanted to settle down, find someone special, you know", he said almost truthfully, I couldn't believe the words I've just heard they just made so much sense.

"Yeah I guess, it has to be nice finding someone special", I said grinning.

"Which leads me to my next question, what we're you doing in England", he asked looking at me intensely.

"Well Phil and Renée, took me there as a gift for winning the scholarship to Yale", I told him.

He nodded, "Tell me you're craziest dream", he asked looking at me with expecting eyes.

I stiffened a bit, to someone like him this all was going to sound stupid, "It's going to sound dumb, but I've always dreamed of going to Italy", I said blushing.

"Really", he asked surprised, "Yeah", I nodded.

"It's not dumb, Italy is really beautiful I went there once, you have a right to know such beauty", he said smiling warmly at me, I felt butterflies attack my stomach, but before any of us could speak again, I heard his phone ringing to "Sexy back", by Justin Timberlake.

"Nice, it kind of suits you", I said joking.

He smiled and answered his phone, "Hey princess", he said speaking into the phone, "Off course Sweetie, I'll pick you up by nine", I heard him say, and then he shut his phone.

"We'd better get going, I promised Susie to take her to the movies", he said smiling.

I felt everything that built up today, crumble down quickly, who was I fooling by thinking Edward might actually like me, he could have any girl in the planet he wanted at his feet, why would he pick me ordinary good for nothing Bella, off course he didn't like me, he had 'Susie' after all, he did have a girlfriend, but he probably felt sorry for me and didn't tell, and to think I bought all that crap about him not having a girlfriend or never being in love, but then again what did it matter if there was something I was sure was that I didn't like Edward, or at least I'll try to think that from now on, and most importantly, that kiss didn't mean anything, it'll be like today never happened, like none of this ever existed.

"You okay", Edward asked concerned.

"Never better", I said icily.