MICHAEL MYÉRS VS MITSURO
Kokoro galloped nervously, bootylicious blue eyes looking between Mitsuru-kun and Michael myers Who still held the deluxe pink, sharp Barbie Dreamworld kitchen knife to her baby daddi's bony throat.
"C-Chotto a minute! (W-Wait a minute!)" yodelled kokoro.
Michael Mayo remained silent, only cocking (no, not that naughty way) his head to the side silently (and eerily).
"COCOA! go GET HALP!" mitsucky creamed at her in a panic. He could already feel his life yeeting before his eyes.
He had so much to life for, he couldn't dye now. after all, he knew that Kokoro Connect would try to take all his as soon as he dead. He couldn't let that cheap slut get her sloppily french manicured nails get on his custom-made money that had his face on every roller bill.
'Mitsuru Bucks' he called it. he was very pride of it .
"N-no, milo! I cun't leave you! You'll dye as soon as i leave!"
Mitsuru felt f*ckin annoyed. He couldn't count on her to do うんこ (sh*t in japanese), could he? just as he rolled his eyes they both heard a WOOSH.
It was michael myers swishing the sharp blade of his Barbie Murderworld Deluxe knife in the air, practicing his swing! sooner or later he wood be ready to rock 'n roll! (or cut and slash we should say!)
Michael mayhem was getting tired of waiting for the horny couple to finish yelling, so he Got Ready. he took a paint brush from out of his ass which was drippin in Blood Red ink (it was real blood).
"Häh?" mitchie said, confused.
The knife murderer started to draw on Mitsuru's bald and shiny ass head, painting a bullseye target right on it which wuld help him perfect his angle once he went stabby stabby . mitsuru would've felt his eye twitch from the humiliation was he not pissing himself right now, making his Gucci pants drench wetter than the Pacificu Oceano.
Mitsuru was literally shakin in his skeleton, eyes clenched as thicc and heavy tears rolled down his cheeks. His butt cheeks as well because yes they were crying too, snot also ran down his nose. It Was Fuckin Disgusting. Kokoro was worried that mitsuru was gonna shed his skin and hatch from his skeleton from how hard he was shaking . . . it was like earthquake .
"Pah-Please spare me! Take her instead!" Mitsuru begged, but the Hash Slinging Slasher remained as silent as Flat Earthers when you ask them what's under the earth.
Kokoro could feel her heart brake like Futoshi's did when he dropped his funnel cake on the floor (but still proceeded to eat it).
"Mi-Michael jackson-kun you don't mean that do u?" Kokoro whimpered, eyes pricking with tares.
"[beep] yeah, I do!" musical retorted, angry fumes leaving his nostrils like the fuming iPhone Emoji. Her thicc ass has ruined his life! While the Soap Opera couple were busy, Michael Mayoonise was ready to rock.
He lifted his sharp knife into the air, about to stab mitsuru clean on the head but then kokroooooo SHOUTED!
"NO MATTHEW!" she screamed and her feet MOVED.
Her fat jiggled everywhere as she ran towards the cereal killer and her rich baby daddy. able to detect what his dumbass mama was about to do, Kanye unlatched his baby lips from around her nip and jumped out of his mama's arms with a peace sign like the baby was saying "duces!"
Kanye was rite too. Mitsuru's eyes widened as Kokoro ran in front of him and took the stab herself!
*drip, drip *
"Me-Me...suru..." kokro coughed up blood.
Mitsuru was shellshocked. "K-Korko-chan?!"
"Moses... i want you to know...:.. that i... Always loved... your money."
Just like that, kokoro passed out but she wasn't die. the knife dug into her brasts, but thankfully because of how thick her curvy bod was, The fat shielded the blade from any vital organs. The knife was just awkwardly lodged into her boob now.
Mitsuru tookthis chance to crawl away rapído! without even checking to make sure krillin was alive or even get to Big South. He needed to get out of here, but his sh*tty legs wouldn't work! as he dragged his pathetic and frail body along the dirt, he was drenching the ground with his urine.
"Onegaishimasu someone halp me!"
El Michael Mayor theme song began to play in the background out of nowhere as morgan went into hysteria. This creeped Mitusuru the fuck out. somewhere in the distance, the song was coming from Miku's pizza truck since zorome decided to pop in some Halloween (no pun intended) for the occasion. the window were rolled down only because the truck was so badly worn down that it no longer had any windows and was replaced with Plastic Wrap instead with scotch tape to keep it in place.
So, the michael Myers theme song BOOMED from the Pizza Truck from Toy Story ( but worse.) Zorome had actually requested it thinking that Hatsune Miku would get so scared that she wud make out with him, but instead she just became anger and punched Zaroxolyn fresh in the face when he put his arm around her.
Tough love. with the music so loud, nobody could hear mitsuru's cries for help. Oh, well.
(camera transitions back to mitsuru vs mitchel myers le windows movie maker style: [action stars])
Mikey continued crawling like a little bitchy baby across the flooor. He luuked behind him only to see Tupac South shlapping Cocoa's bewbies with his McTiny hand, begging for sweet mommy milk. the Jason Vorhees Brand machete was still stickin out her tig bitties but Biggie didn't care! he was crying as he suckled that cow cum out her NIPS. One of kok's eyes opened tiredly as her face went pale from life juice loss—
What the fuck! Why couldnt she just die?
Michelangelo almost puked out of disgust for the breastfeeding scene and the fact that a whore like Kokoro was still alive when suddenly he remembered... El Micheal Meyers was still chasing him!
[GASP SOUND EFFECT]
"POR FAVOR! AYUDAME!" But no one understood spanish :'(
He struggled with his stick arms to move his frail weak body. He had no muscles like mosuman or biggufutto did! He was a poor weak degenerate and now it wud be the death of him! He was SWEATING like he was futoshi walking up one flight of stairs. The Halloween(tm) theme kept on playing loudly in a now bassboosted style, making Mosuru-kun's eardrums BLEED.
FUCK!
Against his better judgement he lifted his hands to shield his ears—and that's when Michael-chan got him! He McGrabbed missouri's Versace pant leg that was soaked in urine still. Mitsuru SHIVERED and his teeth were clackin like his skeleton was about to hatch from his body
"AAAYYYYYYEEEHHHH!' Yelled michelle, his tsun tsun eyes filled with fear (A/N: bc hes a pussy x') lol i can be clever sometimes) and his teeth BROKE from the chatterin. Now he was even more cripple!
MICHAEL grabbed missurur's bejeweled collar of his Prada shirt that was puke green like his hair abd CHOKED him tite, making Mitsuru get kinky horny (A/N this was 1 of his many weird fetishes besides pegnanté kink :flustered emoji:) But mitsurur pissed again from da fear... michael-sama held up his Fisher Price Plastic Kitchen Knife and breathed HEAVILY AND SEXILY write into Misery's screaming opened mouth. RUH ROH SCOOB!
This Was It...This Was The End
Unfortunately mikū and zor BLASTED thru the trees at the exact moment Mista Mayo was about to SLASH his weapon down right across Mitsururss throat.
No they hated mitsurur so they didnt run michael over... but they did throw a mold pizza box at him, momentarily distracting him!
"seeyanara, amigo" said zorome in an arnold schwarzenneger (a/n i cant spell his last name and i dont wanna look it up xP) accent that was lowkey racist.
La Michael Myers... winced in pain?!
"but how..? Said Goro", who was conveniently with futoshi in the back of El pisa truck. He was adjusting his glasses and they did the anime glare thing. [SHINE SFX] "Michael Myers is invincible! U must be an impersonataor!"
Everyone le gasped at the realization
Mitchel dropped his knife in shock and dropped misery too. Mitsuru landed on the dirt and swallowed a hole lot of it along with a bunch of worms. A GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN! His neck SNAPPED tho and mayhaps he would be paralyzed from the waist up now too...
but anywho its not like any1 cared about THAT plot hole.
Mayo-sensei's hand reched up to grab his mask, and suddenly he pulled the rubber off...
It was... ICHIGO!
[PHOENIX WRIGHT MUSIC PLAYS]
"O. !" yelled Zorome and Foodtoshi as the same exact time. There eyeballs were popping out of their sockets like this was an anime.
Ichigo was the former bartender for STRIPPERS in the CLUBXXX and had even served goro the night of hiro's bday! They had chatted it up and they had even exchanged telephono nombres.
"But why... what r u killing mitsuru for? I mean he is an ass but.." questioned Godbro, slicking back his Boruto's Dad hair. He kept looking at the bluenette's nonexistent titties and getting turned the fuck on by such a flat chest.
However Strawberry just stared him down like Satsuki glaring at Ryuko. Her eyes were menacing and her expressions were cold and scary! But Goro was still kinda turned on by that too.
"You..." she said, the mask falling flaccidly to her side. The blood-covered rubber fell to da ground and smeared all over Mitsuru's bony and unattractive cheek. "YOU LEFT ME ON READ YOU MAN WHORE!"'
'DÍOS MIÔS WUT A BABE!' thought Griffin inside his head. not only was she sexier than the lolicon section of Pixiv R-18 (which ppl constantly kinkshamed him on r/waifus for), but she was HAWT when she was angry too! Goro's All-Seeing-Bro eye advised him not to get too close to her while she was hiding that knife so menacingly dough!
Strawberry Shortcake's point seemed to go through one ear and out the other as all gregory could imagine was the flat-chested board whipping his naked, round Captain American-like cheeks hard in bed because he did do his squats every day. a rock-hard eggplant was forming in his tight and ugly plaid pants at the thot of being the shortcake's little puta.
"Êh, my fone? i forgoot... i had to buy a new one after someone (arrow blinks in 'n out as it points to Zoromeh) dropped it in a glass of vodka. i lost all my contacts including urs," Gregory explained and whipped out his replacement phone. It was an outdated and blue Vintage Nokia 5110 GSM with an astrocious and bulky antenna sticking out from it instead of an actual upgrade. apparnely, everyone in this fic is allergic to new technology except zero two (that stripper ca-ching!)
He flashed the strawberry parfait his usual Godbro smile, "But that can change."
Strawberry Myers stared at godbro in creepy complete and utter silence as she contemplatated his excuse, eyes wide like a mad woman from LifeTime movie. Godbro didn't feel unnerved tho, just gettin hornier by the second. his horniness was ejecting phenemome (how tf u spell this?) waves now which everyone could smell. It smelled foul.
MEANWHILE, below their feet, mitsasuke was making gagging noises because the bloody Michael Kruger had gotten lodged in his throat somehow. nobody cared though all except kokoro who put her hand between her fat and Jiggly thighs, and started to rub herself furiously to mitsuru's near death experience and completely dislocated body.
Post Southlone gingerly succklin the all naturalé ushi ('cow' in english, written as '牛' in japanese kanji) milk out of her leaky utter heightened her hornyness and sped Croakora near her orgasUm! ",MHM!"
After more seconds of thinkin, strawberry cheesecake decided to call chief on her iPod Nano to see what he thot and he said "This Ain't It". Strawberry knew her answer after that. Goro was a filthy liar. the loli's hurt ached at the thought of being rejected for the 18008867th time in her life. Why did all the boys she liked hate her?! Just bc she didn't have huge BEWBS!?¿
"The only thing i'll be giving u is my hatred," Ichigo said in a dark voice which made a sweat bead roll down his face. Goro kept his GodbroTM smile up tho which his hand was mysteriously moving in jerking motions inside his pants.
Just as the Strabwery Jam took a murderous step forward , the tires to Mila Kunis' pizza tick went SKKKKKKKKKRT.
"ZOROME LET GO OF TEH WHEEL BAKA!"
It was zoorme.
For sum reason, he managed to lean over into the driver's seat while miku went to pick up her fake Hot Pink press-on nail (that she bought from Hot Topic) that fell onto the floor. at that moment, zorome decided to show off his hot driver's skill despite the fact that he actually was NG (Not Good) behind the wheel. His friends were even certain that his drivers liscene was fake.
"ZOROME WE'RE GONNA CRAASH! AaAAAAAAAAH!" miku SCREAMED.
The bright headlights came on and blinded Goro and IchiTwo (A/N: best yuri ship) momentarily. the car went ZOOM and in that moment, the truck luckily managed to miss goro by a landslide but it slammed straight into ichigo.
THUMP.
"h-holy fuck... I DIDN'T DO SHIT!" zorome cried out guilty. However, it was obviously that he indeed did do shit because Ichigo's body started to fly into the air from the hard impact, arms flailing about as she screamed for deer life.
"fuuuuUUUUUCKK YOU ALLLLLLLL!" Ichigo screamed i n her annoying and obnoxious high-pitched voice, the knife having left her hand and landed cleanly beside mitsuru's head. it only nicked his ear makin a trickle of the red life support liquid piss down his earlobe.
Goro was grunting beclause he just finished his orgasm, having climaxed all into his pants while a single le tear slid down his cheek at the thought of his strawberry loli possibly dying after this before he culd hit it. Maybe he'll write a book called 'The Sad Lonely Life of a Virgin'.
"Sayonara... strawberry..."
Mitsuru was spazzing on the floor now, spit foaming at his mouth. He and Kokoro wud need a hospital immediately but too late the group didn't care! SLAP. Kanye Malone continued to slap milk out of his mommy's tit like it was a water fountain, giggling in his own amusement. hehe.
"u IDIOT! now i have to pay for the damage to the car! AND–" Hatsune scolded Zorome tsunderely who decided to turn up the volume to the bass-boosted halloween tune to drown out miku's voice. he slid on some black shades out of nowhere and started headbanging, ignoring her completely.
the car was vibratin now from how loud the song was, definitely attractin any ghosties or supernatural creatures who could be around.
"ALSHSKSHJSJS!" ('Fuck! I'm the only one keeping shit together around here!') Miku said, but it was muffled because of the 1-Hour-Loop of Halloween [BASSBOOSTED].
miku slsmmd the truck door open and started to drag mitsukoko's bodies into the backseat of the camíon. mitsuru was tossed to the trunk because he looked so ugly and disfigured that it creep miku out and also pissed her off. However, she kept Kokro laid out on the backseat using flufftoshi's fat as a cushion for her gentle bod.
As the shirtless Flutoshi was eating at the Subway he stuffed between his ass cheeks before they left as a snack, he quickly cup a feel for kokoro's titty and groped it while miku wasn't looking. or else she might beat him up like she did with Zorome.
"Hey perv! make sure kokoro stays awake!" miku said.
Futoshi smiled and said, "Okie dokie."
Just then, her balonee slipped out of his subway sandwich and landed on kokoro's face along with some pickles and onions. SHLICK. "whoops" said futoshi who picked up the balonee and condiments, eating it straight off her face. he also started to lick up the mustard that fell on kokkoro's unconscious face with his finger. Miku rolled her eyes.
"i'm kickin u out," miku said, before using her foot to hit zorome until he fell out of the car door. She would actually come back for him, but she wanted to teach him a leison.
"HOLY SH*T!" zoorme cursed as his ass fell onto the dirty ground, getting a bit fat wet stain on the back of his pants from The Mud. Before he could get up and get back into the car, the old and worn down tires to Miku's truck were already screechin and sparkin up as she sped off with Goro also in the vehicle by now.
*SCREEEEEECH *
Zorome was alone.
PENNYWISDOM VS ZINC
For sum reazon, there was a suspicious sewer drain on the side of the bumpy dusty dirt path in the woods. However Zebra-kun was too rattled from the BANG fall out of Michie's moving piza truck going 82MPH to question it.
"owowowowow". Said Zorome as he sat up. His eyeballs were shaking up and down like a slot machine! [NUMBERS ROLL DOWN TO SAY '666'] [CA-CHING SFX] Zack shook his head and blinked. His penial weapon was full erectile.
He blinked again, and then saw el trucko driving away STILL. suddenly he had a realization. [light bulb blinks on above his head]. "HEY WHAT THE [BEEP] " ! screecked Zorome, slightly turned on by the mudd seeping into his asscrak Woowwowow! He culd feel it slippin jnto his asshole like jiffylube.
"What a bunch of a-a-a-assholes...!" Zorom said in a fake tryhard tsunday voice, despite the fact that THICC tears were flown down his cheeks. His lip was quaking and quiverig from his inability to hide his emotions.
Sudenly, a scar appeard between the rusty grimey sewer greats! Zolom SCREAMED again from el shock and his Pussiness combined and jumped back 10FT, landing on his Flat as a pancake Ass into more mud. Shiver shiver! Zorome-kun was turned on again u / / / u
When Zackary stopped crying and Sh-Shaking like a cold Chihuahua left in the snow for 8 hours (A/N yes it's a height joke too xD i can be cleaver sometiems :crazy_face_emoji:), he slowly and dramaticly tilted his head to sea whomst was starin at him from le sewers.
era... ¿¡un clownó!?
"Y-Y-Y-YATTÁ "! Zowowome #shook in dumbass panick so hard that his vape pen (A/N yes i know it's called a Juul Osco) flip flopped out his back pocket and onto the yellow dead grass. The clown's face had emo edgy Red paint cumin down from his eyeballs like they were magma-colored blood stains. Also his (also red) hairline (wigline) was more receeding than Mitsuru's (pitbull's).
He wooked up at Zander. Zander FROZE like all the freezerburned ice cream Futoshi still kept in their fridger. El clowno (A/N that's clown in French) smilled creepily and showed his fangs. "Z...Zowomie~" o/ / / /o "come hewe~"
"H-...he...heh..,...h" st-st-stuttered Zolomeme, his erector suddenly falling down like London Bridge. He thunk harder about his predicament, harder then JimmyJohn Neutron's Brain thinking sequence!
"AHA! The best solution is to Get Lit!" Taking advice and lifestyle models from his idol himself Snoop Doggie HotDog, Zoogeographical retched out to grab his vaperizer. Luckily he had just reloaded it with some extra spare weed they had gotten for mad cheap. Franklin had made pot brownies earlier and Zorome had took the leftover juices and stuffed it into his jewel. Little did he kno the man whom sold them the """weed""" had achually just given them fancy pants Spinach!
He lifted la vape to his mouth. "Bottoms up" he said. Triumphantly, drinking the "weed" instead of vaping it. But somehow...he still got high!
[SCREEN TURNS INTO THE WEED FILTER FROM GTA 5]
"Oh, Zooey~" said Pennywise seductively, CRACKING won of the sewer bars in HALF. it crumbld to the floor. However zoomiez just stared blankly and smilled :)) "you like tacos? I have tacos down hear" he tempted smilling :)) back at Zorome.
Zoo shooketh his head "Nah i just ate" High Zorome's woke brain was referring to the spinach.
Hmm. Nicklewise had to think about this. "Well, i got sum MILF cow hentai down her —"
"Say no moar," said Zorome pervertedly, his bloodshot weed eyes going wide with pleasure. His meatrod SHOT up again. He practically sprinted over to Quarterwise and started being grabby grabby at the swewr grates.
JUST THEN EL PENNYWISE SAW HIS CHANCE! HE JUMPED FORWARD AND BIT ZOLOMON'S EL BRAZO (a/n that's arm in Chinese)
After being tricked Yet Again, zorome yelled "YAWOOOOQOOOOOOOO'!" b4 realizing that luckily his extra thicc gold-plated Yu-Gi-Oh Duel DiskTM took the blow! It was made of such high quality Japanes plasticc that Dimewise's long teeth didnt even scratch him!
"THANK [BEEP] " BREATHES zorome heavily as if he was holding his breath running thru the perfume section of the local rich people mall store.
Pennyworth glared up and GROWLED at Zelda. "ZOWOWIE! YOU LITTLE BRAT!1!" He McLunged upward and broke thru the sewer!
But then... he stopped!
Zzz looked at Pennywise and felt a doki doki sensation in his corazon! "Pennywise-senpai... YOU MAKE ME FEEL MOE MOE KYUN!" And so they both fell into each others passionate embrace !
/PIi19MI8QAA started playing saucily and sexily somehow from within the Empty ass forest. Zorome K-I-S-Z-E-D Nickelback on his puffy clown lips which looked like they were severely chapped and swollen from bee stings. But Zombie didnt care! He stuck hiz hole Tongue inside Booboo the clown's mouth, suckling on his uvula and spitting his spit between his teeth.
"Oh DollarCoinWise.." mumbled Zorome hornily. This was wrong! Zorome was already gay for Futshi and striaght for Michelle! He kept telling himself it was just the weed making him have these Wild thots...
The passion was too much for Pennydime! With Zippy's veiny erection chode pressing into his clown pants and his clown shoes digging into Zorome's small and unimpresssive ass... Well call him Ronald McDonald cause he was luvin it!
Bozo from the Gay Agenda into balloon pieces like the episode of Spongeūbobō where Squidward's thighs blew up from eatin too much krabby parties.
Since he was still el high, it took Zoner around 3 sec to realize that Pennywise was... ded! A singular blue tear went down Zigzag's face as he mourned the death of his lover. But he also felt...relief! "I...will always luv u, Pennywise-säma!" Yeled zorome like an anime protag (but in Mariah Carey's voice like the song), looking up at the rainy sky above him.
He could see... the pizza truck... cummin back 4 him?!
It was a Thanksgiving miracle!
Hi, I hope everyone is enjoying the end of our Halloween special and the beginning of our Thanksgiving special! :) Please stay tuned to find out what kind of shenanigans our heroes get into next! Reciews are appreciated.
— TeamKokoTwo
