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Disclaimer: I am not M.B. But I am Stephanie Meyer! Okay, not really. Seriously, that was a joke.


Moth:

1. Matchmaker:

"Take the subtle approach: use poison first—it's a real turn on."

2. Flutist:

The only song she knows is "Flight of the Pixies."

3. Assassin:

She murdered a fairy king, blamed another fairy for the crime, killed him, and attempted to murder someone else, all in two hundred pages, before she was caught. Can you imagine Moth doing this for a living?

4. Bartender:

"Well, this tastes really nice, miss. It is fruity, sweet…"

"Why thank you. I worked very hard on it."

"Um, I don't feel so good."

"Mwahaha! Oh, I mean, that's horrible!"

5. Arsenal guard:

"Where did all of the weapons go? Wait, where did the guard go?"


Someone suggested the matchmaker. To add to the assassin, she can fly too. The cops would never catch her!

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