Momo's Melodramatic Midafternoon


"Katsuki. Katsuki. Katsuki you have to look at me."

"I don't have to do a goddamn thing."

Bakugo had his back turned, facing the wall, sitting, for the past hour. Momo hadn't come closer than a few feet, judging by her voice. She'd pleaded with him for most of that hour, but if Bakugo was anything, he was the most stubborn man you could ever meet. Earlier in the day, they'd gotten into an argument. Nothing big, honestly it would have bordered on humor, but Momo had decided to pursue comedy to show that it was no big deal. And she wasn't stopping until Bakugo laughed.

She'd tried jokes and puns, but when Bakugo turned to face the wall, adamant on not laughing at such dumb jokes. She wasn't very good at puns, but now that Bakugo wasn't looking, Momo was getting creative. Irritatingly so.

"Katsuki~." She'd gotten very close now, but still hadn't touched him. "Katsuki I've got to tell you a secret."

"What."

"Katsuki, did you know… That I love you?" Her voice was right next to his ear now. She was preparing something… Bakugo steeled his nerves, but the increasing ridiculousness of the situation was making this difficult.

"That's not a secret, ponytail."

"Oh but Bakugo Katsuki, did you know, that I am also a magician?" Momo'd started using a singsong voice. Bakugo could practically feel her shaking from silent laughter. "Katsuki, would you like to see me perform a trick?" She was practically laying on him now. The front spike of her ponytail obscured his left eye.

"Bullshit. You're just gonna use your quirk. That's not fucking magic." Bakugo brought his hands up to play with the spikes in front of his face, flicking them here and there.

Momo's hands appeared on either side, encircling Bakugo's neck. "Oh but you see, dear audience, I will make something ~dissapear~ before my very eyes! But on one condition, dear audience."

"Oh?"

"You have to look at me."

"No."

"You'll do it if you love me~"

"I like Kirishima better"

Momo's hands slipped from in front of him to on his shoulders, as Momo's upside-down face appeared before him, complete with magician's hat, pouting. That sight alone was enough for Bakugo to chuckle, just a bit, and his frown disappeared.

Along with his frown, Momo's pout was replaced by the most shit-eating grin Bakugo had ever seen from her. "HA-HA! I HAVE TAKEN THAT FROWN AND MADE IT… ~DISSAPEAR~!" And with that, Momo threw herself backwards, pulling Bakugo to the ground.

Now that Bakugo was looking at her fully, she was dressed in a full magician's getup, complete with cape. Said cape she was now twirling as she backed into the bedroom, waggling her eyebrows as she went.

"I, THE GREAT YAOMOMO, HAVE CONJURED ANOTHER MIRACLE, AND WITH THAT, до свидания!" And as the door closed, Bakugo got up and put his ear to the door, within, he could hear quiet cackling. She'd won this time.