Authors Note: I understand that some of you are really interested in knowing what is going on with JD but what I want to do is make this as realistic as possible and in reality someone would not come out and bear their soul to everyone after just 6 days(which is how many days have taken place in the story thus far, counting this chapter)... Over the next 4-5 chapters JD will tell someone, SOME of what is going on, but like I said, don't expect it all to come out right away... I'm sorry if that makes it so you hate my story but one thing I really hate about a lot of TV shows is how a person has a problem, tells someone about it, gets help, is cured, lives happily ever after, all in one 22 minute episode! Sorry this one is a little short, even though it doesn't have a lot of words I think it has a lot of content in it...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything and I am admitting it so don't sue me just enjoy the story!
Don't Steal My Story!
1.9 My Sunglasses At Night
Perry couldn't help but laugh as he saw JD coming into the hospital the next morning with sunglasses on moving at a snails pace. Jordan had told him about their night out but he didn't expect to be so amused by this sight...
"Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no! Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no! I can't believe it..."
"Perry, must your singing be so loud?" JD whispered as to not make his own head pound.
"Sorry Newbie..." Perry said sarcastically, still laughing a little.
"Don't be afraid of the guy in the shades, Perry." JD sang softly. "It can't escape you, 'cause you got it made with the guy in the shades!"
"I work alone Newbie..."
JD laughed, "Sorry..."
"You think you can get some work done?"
"I'm here aren't I Pear Bear?"
"First, here are your charts..." Dr. Cox handed JD a few charts. "Second, I need to talk to you at some point today, how about 11 o'clock?" JD nodded. "Finally, do not ever and I mean ever, call me Pear Bear again!"
JD laughed as he started down the hall to his first patient.
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JD nervously sat down across from Perry at a table in the lounge.
"Well Janice, there are so many things I would rather be doing right now than talking to you. Things like, getting a prostate exam, getting my ears burnt off by the janitor again, being a janitor, being with Jordan, watching Dora,"
Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
"...getting hit by a bus, getting hit by a truck, getting hit by a plane, train, or automobile, even reading your blog! But, I am, as some form of punishment by the devil, your boss and it's my job to do this, as your boss, nothing more..."
JD nodded.
"Two things I need to talk to you about... First, little Johnny..."
Oh my God, it feels like someone is hitting my head with a hammer!
"JD, there are going to be patients that touch you a little bit more than others. Children are especially hard to see in here because it's hard to imagine what they did to deserve to be here but, you can't let them break you because it is your job to help them get better. Even for me, someone much less sensitive than you, Harriet, seeing a little boy come in raped and beaten like he was is hard but you need to do your job. If you let all your patients affect you the way that he has everyone would die..."
JD just nodded.
"He's been asking for you ever since he came out of his coma... Prove to me that you have an ounce of masculinity inside that bean pole you call a body, and take him back as your patient."
"Ok..." JD spoke so quietly he wasn't even sure the word had even come out.
"Secondly thing... There seems to be a rumor going around that you are getting hurt on hospital property as some sort of plan to be able to sue the hospital... I know that the whole hitting a wall thing is nothing but a lie,"
How does he know that??
...and that you fell trying to walk in those new high heels of yours but I feel the need to ask if there is any truth to this rumor?"
"I would never sue the hospital Dr. Cox... Are we done now?" JD asked as he started to stand.
"Just one more thing Newbie... Jordan thinks something is wrong with you and now she won't stop talking to me about you and how concerned she is... If there is something wrong, talk to someone, not me, so you can get over it and so she will get off my back."
"Nothing's wrong Perry... Can I have Johnny's chart now?"
"Good boy Newbie, good boy." He handed him the chart. "And when you're done come back and see me to get your doggie biscuit."
You can do this JD... Oh my God, the hammer has turned into a jackhammer!
