Makeover Edition: Tenten Style
Chapter 9
Tenten is on the run...no not from the law...from obcessed fanboys who don't have a life. What will this evil author do to torture her? Find out in Life Lessons: Running is fun...
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While Tenten was running for her life, a certain Hyuga, Neji if you haven't gotten the clue yet, was walking back from Tenten's house after returning her weapons. He then say a flying boy, not willingly flying, for he saw him screaming at the top of his head for his mommy. 'Pitiful' he thought. 'Wait was that Kiba?' Then he saw a humongous dog flying away after him. 'Yup.' He just decided to play it safe and keep his sanity by walking away. To bad that didn't work. For as he was turning away, he saw that girl from before running for her life away from some zombie fanboys, and some did not even start to describe how many boys were running after her, it looked like all the single boys in Konoha were running after her, which there were quite a lot of single boys in Konoha. He didn't dwell on that thought, and looked back at the running girl, 'does it look like she's running towards the Hyuga compound?' He was about to help her when a humongous dog and his owner landed on him.
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Poor Tenten, in the other hand, was having difficulties getting rid of her fanboys. "Why don't you guys chase after some poor innocent girl, like Sakura?" She screamed at them. They all stopped at a screeching halt, and one boy said, "Because the last time we did that, we were in the hospital for 3 months," they said casually, like they were always getting into the hospital and it was normal to be in the hospital every 2 months. Poor Tenten would have hurt them with her weapons but for the fact that someone, coughHinatacough, had taken them all away. She did the first thing that came to mind. She substituted her self for a log and left her fanboys, soon to be in the hospital-fanboys, in a daze at her beauty or from their lack of a brain.
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After Neji had gotten up after Kiba and Akamaru got up, he Kaitened them back into the sky and headed towards Hyuga compound. But as soon as he got there, there was chaos, to put it lightly. All the single Hyuga boys were forming a crowd around a poor girl, and screaming something about bearing a child. Neji guessed who the poor girl was and started twitching. After he regained control of his hormone-controlled body, he started beating the crap out of all those guys, while the girl ran for her life once again.
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HITS, minus the 'T' since Tenten wasn't there, had just gotten done, with their part of the fanboys, and let's just say it wasn't a pretty sight, Mangled bodies and bruises were everywhere.
"Well, let's go girls, we'd better hurry up to help Tenten," Ino said walking towards the Hyuga compound as the other girls followed her. Sakura was thinking about something, "Say, Hinata, didn't you take Tenten's weapons away?" Everyone stopped at the same time, looked at each other with wide horror filled eyes, and started running.
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Tenten had managed to hide in a closet, that she assumed was Hinata's room, all the rooms looked the same to her. She was panting and trying to regain her breath, "Man, I need to do more training." Too bad for her fate hasn't been on her side for the last week.
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Neji had finished beating up those guys and when asked his reason for doing so, all he said was, "Hn" Great reasoning Neji, you get a golden star! He headed towards his room to clean up before looking for that girl to see if she was safe, not that he cared particularly. He was just being a gentleman. My friends, that's what I call denial, boys don't do it unless you want god to personally to come and mess up your life. Going back to Neji, he went to his room and opened the closet and out came the girl tumbling out. 'That was easy,' Neji thought. The girl looked up at him and tilted her head in such a cute way that Neji nearly blushed, but by being the prodigy he is, he didn't. The thing that shocked him was when she said, "Neji-kun?" The only thing he could think was, 'this hot girl knew his name?'
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Tenten was surprised when the closet door, opened, and freaked out for a second, but when she saw it was Neji she was relieved. "Neji-kun?" she asked. She stared at him when his eyes started to glaze over. Tenten got up and shook her hand in front of his face. "Neji, is anyone home?" Neji broke out his trance. The first thing he said was, "Who are you and how do you know my name?" Giving her the Hyuga glare in the process. Tenten got offended and started pouting, "We've only known each other since Gennins." Neji just stared at that pout and his mind started wandering off into where he could have seen such a beautiful girl. 'Gennins, Gennins…I would think I would remember a girl like her' he kept thinking, apparently he isn't as smart as he thinks. 'The only girl I have positively remember knowing since gennins is Tenten…Tenten, I forgot her mission. So wait…if I have a crush on that girl before, which was Tenten, does that mean I have a crush on Tenten?' Neji at this pointed started staring in to space with a frown on his face, well a frownier frown. "Neji? Woohoo, Neji, anybody home in that head of yours?" She started waving her hands in front of his face again. This time he didn't break out of his so called 'meditation,' so she did the thing she always knew would work. "OH MY GOD!! IS THAT A WHITE HAIR!?!" Tenten yelled pointing at his head. Neji jolted and started running for his bathroom, but then stopped at a halt. You could see a light bulb turning on, on top of his head. He slowly turned his head around giving her a glare in the process, "Tenten," he said menacingly. Tenten on the other hand, was standing there innocently with a fake halo above her head. "Why did you do that?" he continued. Tenten tilted her head, and bashed her eyes at him giving a cute confused look. "Why did I do what?" Neji's eye twitched again, he really needed to go see the doctor soon. He took a deep breath; he was not going to let Tenten make him lose his cool, even if she was extraordinarily pretty and that he wanted to kiss her… or throttle her, he couldn't decide. Yes he was finally admitting it; THE NEJI HYUGA FINNALY ADMITS HE LIKES TENTEN!! Now scat and put it in the newspaper somewhere.
While they had their "staring contest," some of the Hyuga boys managed to regain consciousness and started looking for their "beloved Tenten." Too bad the, hits Neji gave them made them lose all their brain cells except for the ones need for living, and started yelling at the top of their lungs yelling her name…wait that's a good thing for Tenten. The sad part of this whole thing was that they didn't even consider using their byakugan…idiots. Tenten on the other hand panicked and ran back inside the closet and some how, my some mystic force in the universe, Neji's ridiculously long hair got tangled on her chain, yes it's that long. And so when she ran to try to hide in the closet, like what would that do? Neji ended up getting pulled too, and he did an unneji like thing, and yelled at the top of his voice. Some how the Fanuga boys, Fanboys plus Hyuga equals fanuga boys…shut up back to what I was previously doing before you started laughing and bursting a gut at my ridiculous attempt at comedy…SOOOO the fanuga boys still had enough brain cells to decide to check this out. And when they reached the sound and opened the door…well that's for next time.
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Sorry I couldn't help that. I was originally planning on finishing the story in this chapter but it got way to long for my opinion and the fact that I wouldn't be able to finish it until school ends on June 1. Due to things like grades, 4 AP test, and finals...I'll be having fun this month. Ohhh!!! By the Way Tomorrow is my Birthday!! I'm now 17...tomorrow. So anyways, just warning those who are going to be wondering why I'm not posting for a whole month. Tata til next time!
