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Alright guys, I'm not feelin so hot, so I'll answer questions or anything important from the reviews, but not anything that just says 'I can't wait' alright?

Mizuki hikari

I don't know why, but the link did not work. Gomen. How about you post it in the next review?

kamiam714

&eyes widen& Ah… I… I don't know what to say…. But Kyouya says go fuck yourself. But Thanks, really! This might help!

Also, mewzakuro really was sitting next to me so… yeah.

Chapter 9: Attack of the Tamakis

After ten minutes of Kyouya pacing constantly, and continuously glancing at the French doors, everyone was now worried for Tama-chibi, and were all for looking for the cute boy.

"That's it." Kyouya said, clenching a fist in irritation. "Tamaki has been gone too long."

"What if he got lost again?" Honey put out, biting his lip afterwards in contemplation.

"Or was kidnapped?!" the twins chorused, looking horrified.

"Er… The second one is unlikely." Haruhi said, looking perturbed. "Besides, why would anyone want to kidnap Tamaki?"

"Because he's a little ball of cuteness of course!" the twins chorused, making Kyouya, Mori, and Haruhi roll their eyes, while Honey nodded in agreement.

"Anyhow, we should split up to look for him." Haruhi suggested, standing. Kyouya nodded in agreement.

"Right. Haruhi, take the west side. Mori-senpai, take the east. Kaoru, Hikaru, take the North. Honey-senpai, take the south. I'll check all of the places you're not authorized to go into."

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As Haruhi walked down the hall, she called out for Tamaki gently, letting her eyes scan the area.

"Tamaki! Where are you? We're all worried!" she called, and paused when she heard something from above. Blinking, she glanced up and stared at the VERY large web swaying on the ceiling.

"…O…kay? What the heck?" she said in puzzlement, before her eyes widened as, quite suddenly, the web came hurtling to her and fell on her, alerting her that it was a NET. "Ahhh! What the- What's going on?!" shivers ran up her spine at the sound of amused giggling, except it was… ebiler(yes! It's SUPPOSED to have a b!).

"T-tamaki?!" she explained when she saw the boy she was looking for in the shadows, except his eyes were glowing red.

"Kufufufufufu… Master Neko will be pleased! Ne, Haru-chan?" Tamaki asked, his voice eerie as he took hold of the net that had encased Haruhi and, with an odd amount of strength, began dragging her with ease, humming 'The Funny Farm' song, and making Haruhi fear for her life.

"Neko? Wait! You mean Nekozawa?! What did he do to you?!"

"Kufufufufufu… You'll see…"

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Meanwhile, Mori was scanning the area for his cousin's new obsession and-he was pretty sure-first. He paused a moment when he thought footsteps might be following him, before he continued on when they stopped. The next time he heard them, he glanced out of the peripheral of his vision, still walking, and spotted a black shadow dash into the shade.

"…Hn…" he murmured, and looked straight ahead once more, only to whip around as the footsteps started again. Immediately, a small figure came at him and began trying to render him unconscious, to witch Mori simply stared blankly, not feeling any pain. Soon, the figure was leaning against him, panting harshly, and that was when Mori noticed who it was.

"…Tamaki?" the figure looked up, the boy's eyes glowing red, absolutely exaughsted.

"You… You're despicable…" Tamaki panted, before he took a deep breath, and tried to whack him in the stomach, which Mori deflected by laying a hand on Tamaki's head and prevented him from even touching him and he windmilled his arms trying to hurt him.

'…This will take a while…' Mori thought with a sigh.

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Meanwhile, meanwhile, Hikaru and Kaoru were taking turns calling Tamaki's name and shouting out bribes to get him to come out.

"Tama-chan! We can play a game!"

"We can play Truth or Dare!"

"We can play Tic Tac Toe"

"We can play Pin the Tail on the Kyouya!"

"We can play-"

"Ne, ne, how about we play Seek and Scream?" the twins paused and looked to their left towards the sound, to see Tamaki leaning against a shadowed wall, smiling sweetly at them.

"Tama-chan! There you are!" they rejoiced, before they asked, "What's Seek and Scream?" Tamaki stood straight and… was that a smirk?

"Well, I Seek…" Tamaki started, stepping out into the light and closing his eyes. Suddenly, Tamaki grew four more arms, horns, a devil's tail, his pale skin turned red, his teeth lengthened into fangs, and a black cape adorned him. By the end of the transformation, the twins were clutching onto each other, their eyes wide, tears in their eyes. Tamaki opened his eyes to reveal a piercing red. "And you Scream." He said, his voice scarily deep, shaking the floors beneath them.

The twins looked at each other, and nodded. There was only one thing to do.

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they shrieked, before they ran as fast as they could from the demon, only to find him in front of them, smiling wickedly.

"Ma ma, what rule breakers… It's called Seek and Scream. Not Seek, Scream and Run. Kufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu!" he cackled, before he attacked the two and everything went black.

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Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, Mori was starting to take pity on Tamaki, and had figured out what was going on as the boy whined and complained about not being able to fulfill his mission.

"… Ah. Yamete." Mori said, making Tamaki pause and look up. "…" Mori took his hand from the boy's head, before he took Tamaki's hand, wrapped it around his wrist and said monotonely, "Caught."

Tamaki blinked blood red eyes up at him, before he smiled wickedly.

"Yay! Neko-senpai will be so proud!" before he began to lead the bored Mori towards their destination.

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Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, Honey paused in his very worried calls when he felt a sensation run up his spine, and not a good one.

'Takashi!' he thought immediately, his eyes narrowing as he suspected a kidnapping had gone on. Before he could continue to look, he heard a giggle behind him, and arms encircle his waist.

"Honey-Onii-chan!" a voice sing-songed merrily. Honey looked over his shoulder and smiled when he saw Tamaki's tousled hair.

"Tama-chan! There you are! We were all worried!" Honey exclaimed as he tried to get out of Tamaki's grip. "You can let go, Tama-chan!"

"Don't wanna…" Tamaki murmured, his tone lower.

"Eh?" Honey questioned, his brow furrowing.

"Don't wanna… Don't wanna…" Tamaki repeated, his grip tightening. "Don't wanna let go… Need to deliver… Master said so…" he mumbled to himself. Honey paled.

"T-tama-chan? What are you talking about?" Honey's blood ran cold when Tamaki lifted his head to reveal red eyes instead of their normal color, a sugary sweet smile on his lips.

"Let's go to Master, Honey-Onii-chan… He's waiting… It'll be soo, much fun, ne?" he said, tilting his head to the side as he tightened his grip and caused Honey to lose his breath.

'How is he so strong?! What happened to him?!'

"T-tama-"

"Go to sleep, Honey-Onii-chan… Nap nap time…" Tamaki whispered, his hold loosening as Honey began to black out and his body went limp.

"Ah…"

"Good, Honey-Onii-chan…" Tamaki whispered, his voice sounding far away. "Master will be pleased…"

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Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, Kyouya, who had started out calmly, was now rushing through doors quickly, anger and worry clouding his sense of judgement. Finally, when he reached the last forbidden door, he found a small figure standing in there, facing away from him. It was the monitor room, and the figure was calmly watching what was going on, which was out of character of the chibi, and made Kyouya slightly confused.

"Kyouya." A quiet voice said, the boy not even looking over his shoulder. "So nice of you to come." Kyouya was silent a moment, before he stated lowly,

"You're not Tamaki." Before he blinked. Where had that come from? Of course this was Tamaki! But… No, something was off… something…

The boy looked over his shoulder and smirked, pale white eyes staring at Kyouya, taking him by shock.

"Well done, Ootori-san." The calm voice congratulated. "You're the only one who noticed at first glance."

"What do you mean?" Kyouya asked, eyes narrowing. The boy looked back to the screens and pointed at one.

"Ichi, Fujikia Haruhi." Kyouya looked up to the screen and saw Haruhi being dragged in a net by… Tamaki? "Nii, Hitachiin Hiakru and Kaoru." Kyouya looked at the next screen that was pointed at, and saw the twins being dragged by their collars by… Tamaki? No, he looked like a mini blonde Dracula. "San, Morinozuka Takashi." The next screen showed a bored Mori walking with a proud Tamaki, though he walked with an air of poise. "And last, yon, Haninozuka Mitsukuni." The last screen he pointed at showed Honey slung over Tamaki's shoulder, except this Tamaki had a mixed expression of happiness and sadness.

"What's going on? Who are you?" Kyouya hissed. "And where's Tamaki?" the boy looked over his shoulder once more, and Kyouya noticed his hair seemed neater than the real Tamaki's would be, his outfit neater as well.

"Follow me, and you will see, Ootori Kyouya." He answered simply, before he pulled out a remote and pressed a button, which opened up a secret path. Kyouya watched as the boy approached the entrance, and looked back at him. "Coming?"

After a moment, Kyouya was following the Tamaki look alike, down the path.

"So, Ootori-san, what tipped you off that I wasn't the real Tamaki?" the boy asked, his voice calm and almost suave, making Kyouya's eye twitch. It was not a tone meant for Tamaki.

"…Our Bond." He supplied, thinking it must have been the only answer. The boy raised an eyebrow.

"Bond? Nekozawa never mentioned anything about a Bond…" he muttered, making Kyouya's eyes widen inwardly. "Oh well. He probably didn't know. Ah, here we are." Kyouya looked away from the boy and to their destination, only to raise an eyebrow.

"…The Host Club?"

"Kufufufufu… He was right under your nose." The boy said, smiling slightly at Kyouya as he saw it dawn on the Shadow King.

"The Dark Magic Club…"

"Hai."

'… I've been made a fool by a CHILD' Kyouya thought as he was lead to the doors. 'Could it get any worse?' And yes. Yes it could. Upon opening the doors, Kyouya was beheld with an astonishing sight.

"Got any fours?"

"Iie! Go fish! Kufufufu!"

"Kuso!" that was Hikaru and Kaoru playing cards with the Tamaki that kidnapped them.

"And this is pocky."

"Maaa! Sugoi! Again, again!"

"Hai, hai!" That was Haruhi indulging the Tamaki that kidnapped her with snacks she had brought for herself.

"Left! Right! High kick!"

"…"

"Uwaah! Let me get a hit!" That was the Tamaki that kidnapped Mori-more or less-trying to land a hit on him.

"What a pretty kousagi…"

"His name is Usa-chan!"

"U-sa-chan…" And that was Honey showing the Tamaki that kidnapped him his doll. Kyouya just had a few words to say.

"What the hell is going on here?" Okay, several. Everyone looked to the Shadow King, and flinched at the purple aura. Before anyone could explain, Kyouya was tackled by an excited Tamaki-the real one.

"Kyou-kun! Look! Neko-kun gave me the parrot I wanted!" he cheered, showing the parrot toy. Kyouya stared a moment, before he looked to the other people in the room, all staring at them.

"… &sigh&. Tamaki… That's… nice, but where is Nekozawa?" he asked, making Tamaki blink.

"He's probably hiding" the Tamaki next to Kyouya said, drawing the real Tamaki's attention. He smiled at the imposter.

"Hi Serene!" he chirped, earning a slight nod.

"Konnichiwa, Tamaki-san."

'Serene?' Kyouya thought, before he caught a slight movement to his right. He shot out his hand and caught a nevous Nekzawa.

"Er… Heh heh… Nice to see you Ootori-san…"

"You're going to explain what's going on. NOW."

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"…So, let me get this straight. These are Tamaki's emotions?" Kyouya questioned, looking to the differently dressed, red eyed, and one pale eyed boys.

"Hai."

"… The one that captured Haruhi is Puerile."

"Haiiii de su yo!"

"The one that captured Hikaru and Kaoru is Elfin."

"You bet, pops."

"… Don't call me that. The one that captured Mori-senpai is Vain."

"Kufufufufu, and don't you forget it!"

"The one that captured Honey-senpai is Ersatz."

A small nod and a glazed smile.

"And the one that escorted me is Serene."

"Hai."

"And all you did to Tamaki was show him magic tricks and give him that commoner toy? And sent Tamaki's emotions to gather us so that Tamaki wouldn't be alone?" Kyouya ended, earning a nod from Nekozawa. "… Tamaki." He said solemnly, standing and taking the real Tamaki's hand. "We're going home."

"M'kay!" he chirped, and happily left everyone behind. "Ah, he also found Kuma-chan, Kyou-kun!"

"… I don't want you ever going near him again." Kyouya said flatly, making Tamaki blink.

"But why?"

"Because, he will bring nothing but worry."

"… You were worried about me?"

Kyouya paused when he realized what he said, and looked down to Tamaki only to flinch and the wide teary eyes.

"Er…"

"Oh Kyou-kun! You DO care!" he cried, latching on to the Ootori.

"T-tamaki… Be civilized…" Kyouya muttered as he continued to walk.

"Kyou-kun was worried about me!"

'Ugh… This is going to be a rough age…'