You the fans said I mucked up on the last chapter and I did. Now I'm redoing Whitstorm with double the laughs.
So lets give Whitestorm another chance!
I present to you... (drum-roll please)
WHITESTORM AGAIN!
-Falconface
HOW DID YOU DIE
By: Falconface Whitestorm again
Not only does Whitestorm do opera, but he also does STAND-UP-COMEDY! Don't ask.
At the bar...
Applause erupted from the fans as Nightstar and his three dancing flamingos went off the stage. Now it was finally time for Whitestorm to do his act.
He walked on the stage wearing a polka dot tie and clown shoes. " Hey everybody were do you all come from?"Asked Whitestorm.
"STARCLAN!" everybody yelled back at him.
"All right! Hey a funny thing happened to me on the way to the bar, I was run over by a milk truck. It hurt diary much!" There were a few chuckles from the crowd. " Now I've been asked by Falconface how I died? Well, saying it is sad is so last year. BloodClan attacked and their leaders name is scourge, like what does that even mean? They say your clan is only as strong as your weakest member, well what if your leaders an apprentice? That must be one weak clan!"
"Hey!" yelled Scourge who just happened to be in the crowd. "My clan is plenty strong! It killed you!"
"Ya. Ya. Shorty, I'm getting to that." Joked Whitestorm.
Then Scourge leaped at Whitestom, his small claws outstretched. Whitestorm sidestepped and Scourge hit the ground, landing on nothing. Then a giant broom came and swept scourge off the stage. Literally off the stage, Scourge landed on the ground with a THUMP!
"Isn't he just the cutest kitty-pet?" Laughed Whitestorm "Now back to the battle. You know that apprentice looked so cute. Now well it's not hard to explain how I died. My fur was so bloody. I hate blood it takes forever to wash out of fur. The blood made it hard to move. Soon BloodClan cats piled on top of me, clawing my body. You know, I always wanted my ears pierced not the rest of my body. And I did from it. But here in StarClan is were I came show my true talent... OPERA!" With that he started to sing.
There where several screams of yes and no from every cat. But we had left by now. I never knew my crew could get so drunk, and it took forever to get a cab.
