Jin was still shocked!! Xiao Yu was his great grandmother!! YUCK!
He decided to text message her and ask her to meet him at the Hotel. Xiao arrived dressed in black, with no pink anything!! She had big sunglasses on and thankfully they were PandyDandyGooglyGlasses (look through them to see a fun,frolicking and constipation caused due to bamboo shoots Panda World!). Panda was behind her and was being followed by a very strange and very hairy security guard with a snout.
Xiao sat down in front of Jin, she opened her purse and took out a black lace fan and she hid her face behind it. She said in a slow calm voice, "Jin, I have realised something, All the time that we spent together must come to an end .. I er .. I .. I am sorry, but it would be wrong". She started to shake but instead of letting out a tear that would perfectly add to this melodramatic scene, Xiao sadly, farted. (I guess the Tuna Sushi rolls were really spicy at the Hot Wasabi!) Jin was too shell shocked to say anything, but Panda let out a roaring laugh!
While Panda was laughing the security guard i.e KUMA! Sneaked from behind and whacked her unconscious on the head, he took her away ... while he was leaving he left behind wedding invitations! What kind of bear do you think he was? Chivalry first! Then comes the feral rabid bear side!
Xiao said in a very calm voice, "Jin your only hope is to win the King of the Iron fist tournament and ... wait? Why is that your only hope? I dunno .. wait what?" Xiao was confused ... apparently she forgot the script I GAVE HER, and instead she was too busy reading SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN! ... STOP READING SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN!!! Ugh! Sheesh! And I am the writer here!
Ahem ... *moving on*
So Jin thought that participating in the King of the Iron fist Tournament would be a good way of getting the Mishima Zaibatsu out of the wrong hands, Xiao Yu! This came about due to Heihachi, since had found his mother blah blah ... sentiments ... blah blah ... "mommy, happy wants you to take everything" ... crying like a baby ... blah blah ... Xiao Yu smacking him on the head and then jumping up and down squealing "YAY! My Panda brand items can expand to furnishings and heavy artillery inclusive of heavy duty industrial machinery and manufacturing technology!! YAY!!! eeeeee !! I feel happy!!"
There was 'allegedly' a fight involved between Heihachi and Kazuya, but Jin could not remember if it was a deathmatch over the remote control or a showdown for the last dorito chip.
*5 days later*
Jin entered a building that looked like a giant sphere. He saw a very sweet lady at the front desk wearing a nurse's outfit. He went up to her and greeted her enthusiastically. She responded, "Why hello Ash ... I mean ... Jin! This is your Poke...ahem...Iron Fist Centre, and I am Nurse Joy! I am here to guide and assist you in the process of the Tournament!" There was a sweet looking animal next to her with an egg in its pouch and it was holding nun chucks, a mace and a flame thrower, all while looking like this - ^_^ .
Jin thought to himself "What the fuck? Where am I?" as he said this he reached to scratch the top of his head, lo and behold he was wearing a red colored cap. He also had on denim jeans, a denim vest and a black T-shirt. 'I don't remember putting on any of this in the morning?"Jin was extremely confused, a fat lady looked at him and laughed, she then proceeded to the salad bar as she was dieting, you know.
While not minding the harsh laughter of an individual 100 times less attractive that him, Jin asked Nurse Joy a question, while at the same time cajoling his self esteem "Joy, is this the right competition? And do I look hot?"
Joy responded, "Why yes it is! In fact Madam Xiao Yu organised this year's King of the Iron Fist tournament, and since she is friends with my other sister, Nurse Joy, in Cerulean City she decided to hire all of us! I am actually from Palette town! But Master Ash ... I mean Jin, I thought you knew this already? Not that you look hot, because you don't, but that the completion is going to be a Pokemon Battle"
Jin's mouth hung wide open (why doesn't anyone think I am hot ... except ME!), "Wait one minute here, Does this tournament have anything to do with ... *shudder* ... POKEMON? And I am hot!"
Joy grinned, "Why yes! This is going to be a pokemon competition! AND YOU ARE NOT HOT"
Jin's mouth twitched a little, "POKEMON ARE NOT REAL! AND I AM AND I AM A SEXY BITCH"
Joy gave a hysterical laugh " Ahahahaha! Do you have any proof that TEKKEN is real Mister? YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH!! But sexy bitch? BITCH PLEASE!"
"Ummm ... no ... okay I am not hot " Jin said in a small voice.
Joy wiped her mouth and said with a grimace, "Then shut the fuck up pansy boy ..." she straitened her hair and resumed with her ^_^ smile, "I was just kidding you are hot to a gay man . Alright then speaking of gay men, Professor Lee is on the PokePhone line and he has some instructions for you along with some advice on how to battle with your Pokemon! Have a nice time! Bye! Oh and the PokePhone is located to the right!"
Lee was on the video phone wearing a sexy leopard print latex laboratory coat with no shirt, pink horn rimmed glasses and purple leather pants and lime a lime colored belt. He was filing his nails when Jin came. "Hi! My favourite nephew! How are ya bitchess ... muah! Muah! Love ya"
Jin cringed; ever since his adoptive uncle had come out of the closet he had become extra affectionate towards Jin. "Hello Uncle Lee, so what is this Pokemon crap? I mean I get the general Idea but what do I do?"
Lee smiled and said, "Oh I don't know sweetie you figure it out, you're so smart and handsome and ... sigh ... well then let's not get carried away, here I have these sexy silver hot pants that I sent over to you via the teleporter, now you HAVE to wear these okay, because I attached your balls ... I mean pokeballs to them" Lee batted his eyelashes and Jin swore that he winked at him.
Jin looked at the hot pants tried them on and entered the arena to fight ...
