Ask Naruto

Me: If I owned Naruto I'd be rich

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Kasumi: "Guys..guys."

Everyone: -asleep in beds-

Kasumi: "WAKE THE FUCKING HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: "Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kasumi: "This whole chapter will be dedicated to my favorite reviewer (a/n because he reviews so much) kingman 186. But before we start reading his letters I have to bring back Misaki, Sasgay, Ino, Sakura, and Orochi from Tellytubbie Land"

Kakashi: "Damn. It was nice without them here."

Kasumi: "I know. I'll be right back."-leaves through Tellytubbie portal-

Orochi's bitch: "Will she be alright?"

Neji: "Don't worry. She's strong. She'll be alright."

Deidara: "Yeah...yeah"

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In Tellytubbie Land...

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Kasumi entered a world with a baby's head for a sun, lush green grass, and the characters she banished there.

Kasumi: "Damn I hate this place"

Sasgay: "It's the bitch!"

Kasumi: "Damn straight"

Sasgay: "Are you going to save us?"

Kasumi: "Unfortunately...I have to. By the way Jiraiya..."

Jiraiya: "Huh?"

Kasumi: "You'll be stuck here till chapter 15"

Jiraiya: "Damn"

Kasumi: "Sorry"

Kasumi leaves through portal with Misaki, Orochi, Sasgay, Ino, and Sakura.

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Back in the question room

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Kasumi: "Here are the letters"-reads both letters-

LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY
sasugay: stabs with diamond spear that is(takes a deep breath)sharpend to full extent, poisened, super heated, attacks the soul, sends to barney land (worse then tellietubby land) and stabs it in sasugayy's ass.
Lee: sorry to say this but hollows are evil spirits. but shinigamis(your part of a clan made up of them. well, atleast in my story) can controll their inner hollows(you have one in my fanfic) and stuff.
sakura: when you get close to sasugay(not litterally) he will kill you to get the mangekyou sharingan.
ino: same as sakura.
naruto: you rock!gives ramen
orochi: bastard(pokes with a spear identicle to the one poking sasugay.
BTW im a freaking boy throws sasugay into a thurnace and then in an incinerater.gives Itachi the plasma beam from metroid prime 2 have fun vaporizing people.

LOL
kasumi: could you put a no M rated questions label on the bottom of each chapter?
sasgay: you are gay because all the fans say you are (you were once number 1 okn the popularity vote (the 1st one) beeting naruto) they say that because you were so emo and went to Orochimaru. you could have trained under the other 2 sannin, kakashi, Lee and Gai (the gates), Kurenai could have taught you how to get rid of Itachi's genjutsu, you could have trained with your sharringan to learn faster and create your own jutsus to beat Itachi but NO!
sakura: when you told naruto he was annoying in the 2nd episode you turned around and started yelling SASUKE! FOOL! he could have been any where in the village and you are more annoying then Naruto.
Lee/Gai: Lee use your butcher knife/ sword(Zangetsu) of youth to kill unyouthul people like orochi sakura orochi's bitch kabuto tayuya sakon&ukon kidoumaru kimmimaro sasugay Hidan(zangetsu will attack his soul and kill him) kakuzu kisame itachi zetsu anyone who hates youth and anyone who hates tobi. gai help lee with your nun-chucks of youth.snickers
Tobi: you have power over masks right? if so i will give you majoras mask and bunny ear mask(goes on top of head and you go really fast.)
SAKURA IS A BITCH

Sasgay: "Ow! That spear hurt ya know?"

Kasumi: "Hey Sasgay! You have to go to Barney Land!"

Everyone but Sasgay, Sakura, and Ino: -LTFAO-

Lee: "Alright! My clan can control inner hollows"

Kasumi: "Cool. Sasgay will eventually kill Sakura and Ino"

Naruto: "Hell yeah!!!Ramen!!!!!"

Orochi: "YOU BASTARD!!!!"

Sasgay: -dies but comes back to life-

Kasumi: "Damn"

Sasgay: -sent back to Barney Land-

Itachi: "FUCKING SWEET!!!!!"

Kasumi: "Tachi-kun. You can vaporize people after chapter 15"

Itachi: -shrugs- "Okay"

Kasumi: "Of course I will kingman 186! All right. Who likes this guy? He bashes Sasgay!"

Everyone except Sasgay,Ino,Sakura,Orochi,Misaki,and Orochi's bitch:-raise hand-

Kasumi: "Ooo...Sakura got bashed...ooo"

Lee/Gai: -kill all those people-

All people killed: -brought back to life-

Kasumi: "Guess the story can't go on without them.Tobi!question!"

Tobi: "I do have power over masks.Thanks for the masks!"-starts bouncing around with the bunny ears on-

Kasumi: "You're so right.Sakura is a bitch.Thank you so much for all the reviews kingman 186."

Neji: "R&R"

Kasumi: "I love your hair Neji"

Neji: "I know you do"

Kanky/Shika/Lee: "Send in questions"

Kasumi: "This is my eighth chapter. The last questions will be answered in chapter 14. Chapter 15 will just be me saying goodbye to everyone. Rock on biatches!!"