A/N: BAW!! This is, like, the only story I can write right now. T.T I FUCKIN HATE MY WRITER'S BLOCK!! DIE, WRITER'S BLOCK, DIE!! –kills violently- -thrashes and foams at the mouth- I have been very angry recently and this does not help…Oh well. Maybe I can finally make something right. D:

Disclaimer: I do not own GX. Why don't I own GX? Life isn't fair, is it? DDD;


Chapter 9: Johan meet Johan

"Oi! Juu-Juu-chan! Talk to me!" Johan grabbed the small brunette by the shoulder and jerked him around to face him. His sea green eyes were filled with concern. "Why have you been avoiding me?" He asked breathlessly.

Juudai's face turned tomato red. "I…It's not like that," He said hurriedly, running a hand through his choppy brown hair, "I've just had a lot on my mind." He turned back around towards his locker, trying to ignore the persistent bluenette.

But Johan would have none of it. He slammed the locker door shut, almost on Juudai's fingers. Then, he leaned against the lockers, scowling and trying his best to look like he meant srs bzns. "I mean it, Juudai. I know you've been avoiding me."

"Really?" Juudai raised an eyebrow, then challenged, "Prove it."

"Ok, I will!" Johan paused for a moment, his forefinger pressed cutely under his lower lip, then snapped his fingers, his eyes lighting up. "Aha! I'll tell you what. What about that time two days ago at lunch when I called out to you and you hunched over and ran into the swarming crowd? Huh? What do you have to say about that? And why have you been wearing a hoodie with the hood pulled over you head in a desperate, yet failing, attempt to hide your face?" (1)

"Maybe I'm just cold," Juudai insisted, "And maybe I don't want everyone to see that I'm pregnant." He glared at the other boy, his lower lip stuck out in an obvious pout.

Johan looked as though the idea of Juudai wanting to conceal his pregnancy was absolutely ludicrous. His mouth hung agape. "B-but, Juu-Juu-chan! You're so kawaii when you're pregnant desu~! Why would you want to hide it?"

"Because I'm a guy," Juudai pointed out, "In case you haven't noticed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have someplace to be."

Johan's eyes grew large and moist with tears. They sparkled epically and he reverted to chibi form. "B-b-but, Juu-Juu! You can't leave me desu~! I want to make up I desu~! I want you to talk to me again desu~! I love you desu~!!"

The brunette gritted his teeth in annoyance. Not only was Johan being a pest but he was also trying too hard to speak Wapanese. He sighed. Why did people always feel the need to abuse his language so?

"Well," He sighed, crossing his arms, "If you really want to prove to me you care and love me, then respect me when I say give me some time. I really want to be with you but I have someone already…even if I don't want him…" The last part was muttered. He paused to let this information sink in, then continued. "Look, I don't even know if you mean what you say. You take my feelings so casually. I mean, you seemed more interested in sex than anything else. I don't even know why I had sex with you in the first place. I wasn't planning on it…" He trailed off, looking thoughtful. Then, he turned his attention back to Johan, only to find the bluenette staring off into space with a vapid expression and blank, glazed over eyes. His mouth was hanging open slightly and a bit of drool was overhanging his bottom lip. "Hey! Are you even listening?"

Hearing the rise in Juudai's tone, indicating a question had been asked, Johan quickly improvised. "H-huh? I…I mean…uuhhhh…y-yeah. Definitely….yes."

The brunette dropped his arms at his sides and sighed again in defeat. "Well that pretty much so answers my question," He muttered, "I guess I see how you feel now. Look, I'll see you later. I really g2g."

Johan stood there dumbly for a moment before he realized that his sex toy was getting away. He had to think of something to redeem himself, and quick! "J-Juu-Juu!!" He stammered, his emerald eyes widening in surprise, "I'm sorry! I've got a lot on my mind, Ok? Things are just…kinda crazy at the moment but I'll make it up to you. Promise!"

"Yeah, yeah," Juudai wasn't buying it. He kept walking, hugging his books to his chest as though to try to protect his aching heart. He cast a small, forlorn glance over his shoulder.

"I'll text you later, 'k?"

"Mmk."

Juudai almost felt as though he could care less if the other ever texted him again.


By the time classes let out and Juudai returned to his dorm room, he was pretty down in the dumps. Being pregnant was so much harder than it looked! He really had to give kudos to the moms out there. Not only were his hormones driving him crazy, but he couldn't get that stupid European imbecile out of his mind. What was wrong with that boy? Why was he acting all nicey-nice one minute and the next…he was ignoring him? Ok, so Juudai hadn't really wanted to talk to him a lot, especially after what had happened, but that gave him no excuse to chase after him and then calmly ignore him at lunch. Why were men so complicated?

Sighing and feeling depressed, he dropped back against his bed and stared at the bunk. Today sucked. Like…major suck. Like sucking Haou's dick suck. And that was pretty bad. Just thinking about it made him want to throw up. Or was that the babies talking?

Speaking of Haou…There was a bright flash of light from within his closet, and the aforementioned beastie stepped out, looking as dignified as one can when exiting a closet. He surveyed his surroundings before his cold eyes finally fell upon his kawaii Juudai-chan. His eyes softened a bit and he sank down into a chair next to the bed. Juudai rolled on his side, facing the wall.

He could practically hear the scowl in Haou's voice when he asked, "What's wrong with you?!"

"Oh, it's nothing," Juudai grumbled, feeling even more downcast, "Johan's just being his usual confusing self."

He was answered with silence. Of course, he took this as an indication to continue. Though, in reality, it meant that Haou was not interested.

"He doesn't always act like this," Juudai went on, much to Haou's dismay, "I mean, one minute he was pretty much so begging me to come back to him. Though, I never was really with him in the first place…Huh….Anyway! Um…then later today he was ignoring me at lunch. He even walked right past me without a word when I slipped on the spaghetti that Fubuki spilled all over the floor! He didn't even help me at all! I don't know what's wrong with him." He sighed heavily.

"Well it's obvious to me," Haou pointed out after a moment's thought, "Every time he has a chance at getting into your pants, then he will treat you like a gentleman. Otherwise, he's preoccupied in some other matter."

Juudai pouted. "You've GOT to be kidding me…"

"Oh, come on!" Haou snapped, "Don't tell me you're THAT dense! Don't be stupid. He just wants you for sex."

"No, he doesn't! He's not like that at all! You're just jealous," Juudai insisted, sitting up and crossing his arms. He turned to face Haou, his eyes flashing in anger.

"Maybe I am," Haou seethed, leaning into Juudai's face and staring him right in the eyes, "But that doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. Trust me. Once he realizes he's not going to get any, he'll take his leave. In fact, I bet you a million yen that he'll be fawning all over someone new by this afternoon!"

"I bet not!" Juudai growled, "You seriously underestimate him."

"And you are seriously blinded!" Haou snapped, "I'll take that bet."

"Fine!" Juudai grabbed Haou's outstretched hand and shook it hard. "But when I prove you wrong…you're going to be sorry." His eyes narrowed.

"Fine! Go ahead and try to 'prove me wrong.' But I know what I'm talking about. And you can come crying back to me all you want." Haou snarled, standing up and heading towards the door.

"I won't!" Juudai called after him, "I don't need you!"

Haou merely growled in response as he slammed the door hard enough to shake the room. But Juudai didn't care. He was too angry to care. How dare Haou talk so badly about his best friend! Though…he kind of did have a point. As much as Juudai didn't want to admit it...Johan was acting more like a horny beast than a best friend.

Feeling angry and sorrowful, the poor wittle brunet screamed and slammed his forehead into his fluffy pillow. Those stupid people he knew could rot for all he cared. He was going to stay in this room for the rest of his pathetic life. And no one was going to stop him. They all hated him anyway. It was what they deserved for being mean!

…Funny how his plans changed in the instant he heard his phone buzz, signaling a text had been received.

Quickly, he lunged for his phone and flipped it open. A little pout of dismay crossed his cute baby face as soon as he saw who it was from. Johan. Of course it had to be from Johan!

"So the dumbass is crawling back to me, huh?" Juudai grumbled, starting to open it, "Well, we'll see what he thinks when I tell him no and to lick my feet!" He smirked in satisfaction.

That was, until he read it. Then that smug look dropped off his face in an instant. His hand trembled and he swallowed hard.

Johan was not crawling back to him. He wanted Juudai and Haou to meet him for dinner. The pertinent information was left out but Juudai could read between the lines. He had someone special to introduce them to.

Juudai collapsed to the bed, in a daze. It was clear to him; Johan had found a new lover.


Seven o' clock. In the PM. Just the time that Johan had wanted them to meet him. Juudai was squirming in the booth of the fancy restaurant, feeling awkward. Nausea was trying to set in, and this time, it was not from the pregnancy. A small whimper escaped his lips but he was quickly hushed by one harsh look from The Haou Beast.

"Quiet!" Haou hissed, looking like an irritated neko.

A few tense, silent minutes passed. Haou sat stiffly; Juudai drummed his fingers on the table. Haou's golden eyes slid slowly in his direction and a low growl erupted from the depths of his chest. How annoying and obnoxious! Swiftly, he reached out and slapped the poor brunet's hand to show his aggravation. That would show him!

Juudai's chocolate eyes filled with tears. Not only had Haou slapped too hard, but he had hurt his wittle feelings!! He was so nervous about this whole thing and needed Haou's support. He had thought the bastard had turned over a new leaf. Well, of course he had to be wrong.

Seeing the Osiris student's sorrowful, broken eyes, Haou's evil heart melted. He slipped an arm around his waist and drew him close, his face still clouded over in darkness and anger. As uncomfortable as Juudai was with this arrangement, it was also a bit comforting, considering. At least Haou had realized the error of his ways.

"Haou-sama?" Juudai put a finger under his lower lip, trembling cutely.

"Hn?" Haou grunted in response. He didn't even look over at the brunet. But his face burned bright red.

"Thanks for trying." He smiled weakly and squeezed the king in a tight hug, wrapping all four limbs around his waist.

As embarrassing as it was for him, Haou did nothing to push him away. Actually, it made him feel rather warm and fuzzy inside. Heh, he could used to this feeling! Warm and fuzzy…warm and fuzzy…kind of like a teddy bear! Like the one he used to sleep with until—

"Oi, oi, oi!! Juu-Juu-chan-chi-kun~!!"

Well…there went their fuzzy moment. Haou's rose colored glasses shattered in a thousand pieces of dark death. His face hardened into the epitome of solemnity.

Johan pranced over to the table, a big, cheesy grin on his face and his arm around the waist of someone that…looked exactly like him. Except, this Johan clone was taller, more muscular, and had orange eyes. Oh, and, he was dressed like a bondage slave. He smirked when he caught Haou's eye and stuck his tongue out sexily.

"Hey, there, Haou-sama," He purred, licking his lips as though he had spotted a tastey dish of chikin.

Haou's face turned scarlet red in response. He wasn't quite sure who this person was, at first, but he had this nagging feeling that he recognized the aura he gave off. And this person was making him feel unnaturally gushy. He swallowed the sickly sweet down and turned his focus to the VERY interesting table-top.

"Oh, cut that out, sweetie," Johan giggled, gently brushing him off.

Juudai swallowed hard. Sweetie? Oh, Ra…he had known it…He felt sicker. His grip around Haou's waist tightened and his entire body shook. Haou quickly turned his attention back to the other. Feeling concerned, he brought him closer, holding him tightly for support.

The two Johans slipped into the booth across from them. Johan looked as though he was about to explain but before a word could come out of his mouth, Fubuki came rushing over to the table, riding on a cart.

"Hey, guys!" He called cheerfully. Then, seeing the two Juudais and the two Johans… "Whoa…I gotta get my eyes checked! I'm seeing double!!"

"No, your eyes are fine," Johan assured him, smiling widely, "This is actually my Yami. His name is Yohan."

There was a long pause as all parties stared. Finally, Haou broke the silence. "What's…the difference?"

"Well," Johan said happily, "My name is spelled with a J. And his name is spelled with a Y!!"

Juudai and Haou exchanged a glance. Ok, so the name might be spelled differently but…if it sounded EXACTLY the same, then what good was it? This was going to be one confusing night…

"Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!" Fubuki screamed so loudly the whole restaurant turned to look at him. "I SEE!!! WELL THAT REALLY CLEARS THINGS UP!!!"

Haou facepalmed. How embarrassing. "Please lower your voice," He seethed through clenched teeth. "Anyway, what are YOU doing here? Trying to ruin our evening?"

The surfer boy grinned cockily and flipped his long, luscious hair over his shoulder. "No, bros. I work here!" He extended his arms and looked joyful. "This is my second home! My environment! Where I belong! Here, I am loved and accepted for who I am!!"

A long silence. "What?!" All parties stared again. He was making little sense. Typical Fubuki.

"Anyway, I brought you guys dinner." Fubuki gestured towards the cart, which had a large, covered silver platter atop it.

"Um, no offense," Yohan said, "But…we haven't actually ordered yet."

"Oh, that's Ok," Fubuki insisted, "I can read your minds. Woooo! Behold the power!!" He wiggled his fingers dramatically in the air, pursing his lips into the shape of an 'O.'

They were not certain of his 'powers.' But before any of them could protest, Fubuki yanked the cover off the platter, and slammed their plates dramatically on the table. Much to their astonishment, it was exactly what they had wanted. For a moment, all they could do was stare at their plates in wonder and horror. By the time they looked up, Fubuki was gone. They all felt strange.

Nevertheless, they just began to eat, not knowing what else to do.

"So," Juudai said nervously, "This is your Yami…?"

"Yeah," Johan replied, grinning through a mouthful of salad. He looked like a slob. "But not just that…He's my sweetie-pookie-pie! And I luffles him with all my heart!!" By the end of his sentence, his voice had taken on a girlish squee. "Isn't he just the KAWAII-EST?!!"

Yohan merely smirked and looked sexy and sinister as Johan squeezed the living hell out of him, squealing all in his ear. He draped a muscular arm around Johan's shoulders. "That's right, baby. I love you, too."

They rubbed their noses together, holding each other tenderly and tightly. And then came the flood of pet names…

"Darling pooh bear!"

"Sweet-chi~!"

"Lovely fuzzymuffin!"

"Baby fluffy angel neko!"

Needless to say, Haou and Juudai fell very ill at this. Haou hated it because it was too sickly sweet for him to stand. Juudai hated it because Johan had been with him telling him he was in love with him less than a week ago.

Slowly, Juudai pushed his plate away. He felt like he was going to barf. If he wasn't going to do that, then he was surely going to cry. The shock was wearing off and he was beginning to realize what had happened. He'd been used. Royally used. He could hardly stand this anymore.

However, he was too frozen stiff to be able to get up. All he could do was stare in disbelief as the two new lovebirds showered him in obnoxious P.D.A. His eyes began to sting as Yohan offered Johan a bit of pocky, holding it in between his teeth. Johan accepted it and then the two shared a long, passionate kiss.

Juudai's vision blurred over at this point as a sharp pang stabbed through him like a knife. He felt like he was bleeding inside, dying. Haou's golden eyes were wide in horror, and his lip was curled upwards in a disgusted snarl. However, when he spotted Juudai's expression, when he saw that the other was about to be sick, he grew concerned. The brunet stood quickly and dropped his napkin on the table.

"Um, I don't feel well. Do you guys mind if Haou takes me home?" Juudai's voice shook. He forced a smile, but his lips were twitching, his brown eyes quivering and full of heartache. He knew Haou didn't want to stay anyway. And he didn't care if it was rude. He just had to get out of there. This was the worst thing he'd even been put through! First he'd lost Johan because Haou had stolen him away. And then, Johan didn't even really care in the first place! What a dick!

"No, go ahead," Johan said airily, staring dreamily into Yohan's eyes. He looked all a-gaga with newfound love.

"Ok, see ya." Juudai grabbed Haou's wrist and yanked him out of the booth, pulling him towards the door. He did not look back and neither did Johan.

Not a word was exchanged between the two until they were in the car and on their way back. Juudai sat stiffly, hunched over, his arms crossed over his chest. Even in the dark, Haou could see that he was shaking. And he knew the poor baby had to be crying. Sure enough, a small sniffle came from his direction. Haou's heart melted. He wanted to comfort him but he just didn't know how.

Slowly, he reached out and patted the other's knee. Another sniffle escaped, but Juudai gratefully grasped Haou's warm hand. The two laced fingers and held on tightly for the rest of the ride. Neither said a word, but neither had to in order to know what the other was feeling. All intentions were communicated nonverbally.

Juudai was quiet even as they exited the portal and crossed over the threshold of their bedroom in Haou's castle. He only flopped onto the bed and buried his face in the pillow. The king sat carefully on the edge of the bed, watching his Juudai with worried neko eyes. A little whimper escaped the tiny brunet. His shoulders began to shake with silent sobs. Part of Haou was horridly annoyed. Another part of him was desperate to fix this problem. What could he do to make it better?

He finally opted to ask Juudai if he could help. "Is there anything I can do?" For once, his voice sounded strained and anxious.

Juudai shook his head. "No," He sobbed, "You can't do anything! It's not up to you anyway. It's not your fault that I was a big doofus." He lifted his trembling, fuzzy ginger head, sniffing loudly. A trail of snot still attached him to the pillow. Haou cringed, grossed out.

"Well…do you…want to talk?" Haou felt awkward but he had to help. Otherwise, Juudai might kill himself! He knew how these stupid teen romances worked.

At first, Juudai shook his head. Then, he thought better of it. "It's…it's not fair!" He complained, wailing and flinging himself against Haou's chest, "That stupid idiot!! He knew I loved him and what did he do? He made me believe he felt the same way and then he had his way and, and, and…then he dumped me! What the fuzz?!!! I mean…w-we were talking about how we felt way before you came along…I really thought he loved me! He told me so many times! I don't know what got into him…Maybe when he saw he wasn't going to get sex…" A loud cry of distress. Haou winced and plugged his ears, looking about for an escape. But there was none. Juudai only continued, crying hopelessly…And endlessly. "You were RIGHT!!! I'm SO sorry! I just don't know how I'm ever going to raise a million yen for you!!"

"D-Don't worry about the yen!" Haou said quickly, rubbing his back in a futile attempt to calm him down, "Just relax…P-Please…" His own lip quivered slightly. Oh, NO!!! Would this torment ever END?! But he had to be patient. And gentle. He had to take a DEEP breath to try to calm his irritated nerves down. Controlling himself was hard!

"I…I don't know h-how I could've been so DUMB!!!" Juudai screamed loudly and angrily, beginning to thrash, "I was stupid and you know it! I just wish I could take all those things I did back and make it right! BAWWWWW!!!!!!"

Haou sighed, exasperated. "Why don't you just relax? Why don't you just lay down, and try to rest a bit…" He laid Juudai's head down on the pillow.

The brunet dropped, exhausted. His entire body went limp. He even stopped crying, he'd worn himself out so much. A little sigh of relief escaped Haou's lips as he settled down next to him. There were a few moments of precious, precious silence. And then, Juudai latched onto Haou liked a leech, gripping the fabric of his jacket tightly in his fists.

"Haou-sama?" He whimpered, looking up at the other with shiny eyes.

"What is it, Juudai?" He groaned, tired.

"Promise you won't leave me?" It was spoken in a tiny, barely audible whisper.

Haou glanced down at the poor little brunet, who was gazing up at him with hopeful eyes. It took him no hesitation to know his answer. He loved Juudai and the poor angle needed him, now more than ever. "Of course I'll never leave you." He murmured, brushing some of the hair out of Juudai's eyes.

Even though Juudai was unsure, he relaxed hearing those words. Haou was treating him more gently and trying to take care of him. He might as well believe what he said, even if only for the moment. A tiny smile came to his lips. "Thanks."

Haou said nothing in return. Instead, he let his actions speak for him. Brushing the bangs from Juudai's forehead, he planted a gentle kiss there as Juudai's eyelids fluttered shut. And Juudai did not mind a bit. Within the next few minutes, he was sleeping peacefully, his small, warm figured pressed against Haou's. Maybe, just maybe, this was all for the better.


A/N: Wooooo 8D I made Johan evil! YAY HAHAHA. That was fun. X) Anyway…next chapter…I will be pushing the T rating as far as I can. Crack! Make up! Comfort! Secks time!! Without going into too much detail. BOOO =[ But I want it to be that way. It'll be kinda like the JohanxJuudai lemon earlier…as far as detail goes. XD

I did that when I had stalkers at school and I was trying to hide from this guy that was almost my boyfriend and was awful to me. :(