Hello! Thank you for reviews! And I'm really sorry for the dodgy underlining on the last chapter my computer had a spam and died then saved really badly, so sorry. Thanks again X

Texts between and at 5.01pm 10th march

Mycroft! The bloody drugs bust team is at my house!- SH

ahhh yes I sent them round to check up on you- MH

YOU! *A*STA*D ******* %*&^%* *&^%"""$%^&**^r%%^&**%££"!%^v- SH

Now dear, calm down it no need to take that tone of voice with me- MH

WHY ? I Have been perfectly civil over the last 24hrs, and haven't shot At the wall since Tuesday and I haven't blown up any microwaves or been kicked out of the electrical appliances store, and before you ask it was a simple misunderstanding between me and the manager of the currys outlet- SH

He was in the wrong, that laptop already had the hole in it I had nothing to do with it at all apart from dropping it on the floor. - SH

I SWEAR DOWN ON MORIARTY'S LIFE - SH

Isn't that the man who tried to kill you? - MH

Yes - SH

SO. In other words you did get in to a fight with the manager of currys and broke the laptop- MH

HIS HEAD BROKE IT!- SH

Oh lord you smashed a laptop over a mans head- MH

HIS HEAD CONTINENTLY HIT THE LAPTOP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND HE WAS RENDER UNCONSCIOUS AND I HAD TO FIND A MEDICAL MAN WHICH WAS JOHN SO I CAME HOME HE WASN'T THEIR SO I THOUGHT SOME ONE MUST HAVE FOUND HIM BY THEN SO I SAT DOWN AND DID A SUDUKO, NOTHING WRONG AT ALL- SH

Of course it wasn't your fault - MH

Thank you! Some one understand at last! Even the skull said it was my fault- SH

OH! You found the skull- MH

YES mrs Hudson has a terrible imagination it was in her pantry as normal that's hiding space 2 hiding space is the waste paper basket in the hall, space 3 is my wardrobe and number 4 is in johns rooms air vent - SH

Your getting good a this - MH

TOO GOOD- MH

MYCROFT THEY BROKE MY VIOLIN! YOU *%S%ARD! I MEAN IT GET THEM OUT OF MY FLAT. NOW . I MEAN IT. I WILL DO SOMETHING YOU WILL REGRET. - SH

Like?- MH

This . - SH

WHERE HAS MY PICTURE GONE! - MH

TOLD YOU SO!- SH

GET IT BACK!- MH

TA RA!- SH

Damn you- MH

Sorry old chap! don't know what you mean pictures. What pictures?-SH

Get them back now.- MH

Pardon- SH

Fine two can play at this game- MH

WHAT! YOU TOLD THE BLOODY OFFICERS TO TAKE MY SKULL!-SH

Pardon, don't know what you mean- MH

I HATE YOU-SH

Love you too- MH

Fin.

Thank you for reviews and bye bye.

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