Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran or any characters.


I – Idiot

"So, you were writing a story about us using each letter of the alphabet as a theme for each chapter?" Haruhi asked Tamaki suspiciously.

"Yep! I did! Want to hear what they are?" Tamaki answered cheerfully.

"Yes, I think I should." Haruhi answered cautiously.

"Well A is for applesauce, B is for butterflies, C is for chocolate, D is for distracted, E is for engaged, F is for façade, G is for grocery store, H is for holiday, K is for kisses, L is for lollipop, and M is for Mickey Mouse!" Tamaki proclaimed proudly.

Haruhi just stared at him as she slowly asked "What about I and J?"

Tamaki gained a panicked expression "Oh no!"

Haruhi just rolled her eyes and walked off.


Author's Note: So make me Tamaki and my bf Haruhi and this story is pretty much true. I was unable to sleep knowing I had made this big mistake, so here I am.