This is the last update you get til about April! Yay! Huh? Oh, why, you ask? I'm a future sailor, that's why, silly! I've gotta go to bootcamp next week. Haha...it's gonna fun...they're gonna yell at me...and probably shoot me too! What fun...

(D:) You see, what had happened was... there was this thing..And another thing. And then...ok yea, I don't own it. I own Eri though! That's good enough, right?


Zidane and his crew (Vivi, Quina and Freya) had survived the attack in the city that always rained. After their defeat, they went to Cleyra to seek out the exodused Burmecians as well as their king, who Freya had heard was in the city protected by a sandstorm.


They were on the silver dragon away from Alexandria, in quiet contemplation.

"It must be a really big secret," Eri said, breaking the silence, "if you want no one to hear."

Kuja looked over at her. "It is, yet I'm not quite sure if it should even be told to you."

Eri blinked rapidly. "Why not?"

"You don't appear to be one that is trustful," he said, narrowing his eyes.

She gasped. "How can you say you don't trust me? I'm a trustful person!"

"I highly doubt it."

"But Master Kuja..." she tilted her head and pouted.

Kuja rolled his eyes. "Don't try to use your appeal on me."

Excuse me? she thought. The cuteness factor doesn't work? What about my sex appeal?

She crawled over to him and pushed him down. The silver dragon made a small grunt.

"What is it you think you are doing?" Kuja asked as Eri straddled him.

She smirked. "Using my appeal..." she leaned down on him.

Kuja was rather confused and didn't quite know what to do. This was a new situation to be in. Was it dangerous? Probably not, but any wrong movements and they could fall off his royal dragon. "I'd appreciate it if you removed yourself... from me," he could feel his face heating up, and what was that feeling... down there? This woman was pushing it, using her dirty commoner hands to stroke his perfect face. Although...her hands were quite soft. He blinked his thoughts away. What point was she trying to make by doing this? What point was he trying to make? He forgot.

"Why aren't I trustful, Master?" she whispered in his ear.

Oh... he thought, that's what it was. "Uh..." Was he at a lost for words? No, no. Of course not! He had to get himself together. Didn't he want the Canary? Wasn't the Canary the one he wanted? "Fine," was all he said, and she got off of him. Why didn't he think of that earlier?

She looked at him intently. "So...?"

He sighed. "Ok. I planned on betraying the Elephant- lady from the beginning, and she's been under my control this whole time."

Eri's eyes widened. "For serious? Wow. You're quite the genius. You can make her do whatever you want?"

"Precisely."

"So cool."

"I...suppose."

"So what's the plan now?"

"I plan on killing her."

"Yes!"

Kuja let out a small laugh. "I see that I'm not the only one that despised her."

"That 'lady' gives me the creeps! I'll rejoice when she's gone."

"You must be patient before you can rejoice. I won't kill her yet. In time, when all things align, and this act reaches it's climax."

Eri nodded and turned her face away from him. That last sentence made her think dirty things. After what she had done to him, the word 'climax' should be the last thing he should be thinking about. But then again, Eri was very much a pervert.

She turned back and smirked at him.


Ya know, I am very unaware of the time period of this game. To me, it's all like, medieval or something. And yea...they totally said stuff like 'for serious' and 'so cool' back then... lmao.

Well guys, it was nice knowing you. Goodbye forever.

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Ok maybe not. See you in a few months! Love ya!