Back…Er…well, to school! (Let's hope Jace survive)

Disclaimer: This disclaimer is for every past chapter I fogot to disclaim. Let me check something. *female, X* *Name: Cassandra Clare, X* *Own the Book web page, X* Nope! I'm not Cassandra Clare, Sorry, Jace, Clary, Sims, Izzy…

Me: Uuuuugaggga….

L: Well… this kinda sucks.

Clary/Jace: I'm still mad at him.

L: You know now no one can write the story?

Magnus: Hey! I can help! *Tries to use magic, fails and sits in a corner with dark, sad clouds above his head*

Simon: If no one's writing the story, then who's writing?

*Silence*

Maia/Aline: Awk~ward!

Everyone except me and the two: SHUT UP!

Me: !~~~~~

Everyone but me: YOU SHUT UP TOO!

Me:*heart-attack of shock*

L: OH SHI-!

-outside the building-

L: smart of you to get fake robots to cover for us.

Me: Well, I guess, because I didn't get beat up.

L: Let's start the story.

CPOV

"Wake up!" A shrill, loud voice echoed through Jace/Clary's room and made both the people to fall off the bed.

"Dammit Izzy, do you have to call us up at..." Jace looks at the clock to see five thirty A.M. "FIVE IN THE FRICKIN MORNING!"

"I just want to be cautious. Get dressed; our parents get back in an hour." She sniffed and left the room. My legs and hip felt very sore as I stood up. Somehow, I still remember what we did last night, even though I was partly drunk. I went to search for clothe and Jace went to do the same. But while doing that I took looks at my boyfriend…funny word…boyfriend…

"I know my ass is very good looking, but stop staring." Jace smirked backwards.

"Oh shut up…" Then I smacked Jace's arm…hard.

School was…big, like three stories tall, and maybe a quarter of a kilometer wide including the extra school grounds. Clary gapped at the school as if a monster was currently eating the school.

"This huge thing is Alexander Glass High?" I asked, incredulous, my eyes buldging.

"Oh yes, this huge thing is the school. But it's a nice place; nice teachers, nice rooms, nice equipment, the only thing that isn't nice are many of the girls, although the lesbian ones are much…eh friendlier." Izzy explained, "Oh and many of the people, well most, in school are pretty immature, so don't expect say huge thing won't get people making lewd comments."

"Cue Simon the idiot…" Jace muttered.

"That's what she said, Izzy." A voice whispered. Looking at Izzy who started, I saw Simon.

"Hey! Clary, you're going here too!" Apparently he noticed me too.

"Yea, lets get to class now; I still need to get my schedule and stuff."

JPOV

I managed to stumble into my classroom just minutes before the class actually began. The teacher regarded me with a glare. I only smirked back, nothing new, except what she said.

"I heard your girlfriend is coming to school today, Mr. Herondale, I don't expect you to behave differently. Don't let the poor girl hanging later on though." Mrs. Kristen, my English 20 teacher said, staring right at me. She's probably the only person other than my family and Clary's family that would do that. But I know that despite her cold, unforgiving exterior, inside was a good woman who care about the wellbeing of all her students.

"Thank you Mrs. Kristen, I'll be sure to listen to you and my girlfriend. Of course, my fiery girlfriend isn't going let me ignore her anyways." I smirked at the murmurs of shock and relief.

"Oh…he isn't gay" "OMG! Maybe I can get him later when he leaves that bitch!" "Hm…maybe I can convince them to a threesome…"

I walked to my desk with a normal, smirking face, but inside I was wincing and feeling like punching the hell out of most of the people in my class. Alec and Izzy groaned as they heard the comments about the girl they don't even know. Twenty minutes into class I was falling asleep when the door slammed open; I peeked to the door and smiled. A genuine smile, not a smirk or otherwise, but an actual, factual smile. It's a rare act for me even before I came here, but a lot more common. Clary stood, hair flailing behind her like a mass of cloud, all tangled and messed. Seeing her face I assumed that she ran to the room as soon as she left the office…then got lost halfway through.

She probably did get lost as she asked, "Is this English 20?"

"Ah yes, Ms. Fray, this is the class you're looking for, please take a seat." Although she doesn't like tardiness, Mrs. Kristen know that the school is HUGE and quite impossible to find your way through the school unless you had a really good friend or someone who has the same class you do and follow them…but the office proceedings are very slow…and that's a understatement.

"Sorry about this, I was held back at the office…"

"No worries, just be sure to follow someone you know next time."

Clary then looked around the room. Seeing me, she gave a faint smile and walked towards me. The murmuring came again.

"Is that his girlfriend?" "She's pretty cute actually…" "Oh lala…damn, if only is she wasn't taken…"

Boys leered, and sadly, the girls did too. Clary shivered as is she felt their merciless eyes undress her to which only I and her family could see…more to my side though. I glare back at the people who stared or glared at me in shock, hate, or anger. Alex and Izzy groaned, not wanting trouble.

"Hello, can I sit here?" I started and saw Clary's smiling face, a wink told me to"Play along…"

"Sure…don't bother me though." She smiled mischievously and sat down. As class went on, I felt a pair of hands stroking my leg.

HOLY SHIT SHE'S A GONNER TONIGHT! Angel, the goddamned tease! I gave Clary a half-hearted glare before I have to stifle a groan. Her dainty hands went up and were just about to go into my pants when she removed it, leaving me a hard on the size of Texas.

I glare at the teasing girl again then back to the front of the classroom, "Damned tease…"

"I only teased you a bit…" Clary sang.

Lunchtime, finally, for the last several periods I was trying not to stand up and expose my tent to practically everyone, avoiding Clary, damn that's a shocker, so she wouldn't tease me more, this unfortunately for me made her smile like that goddamned cat in Alice in Wonderland!

Then I had to take her to her second class of the day, before lunch that is, and her hands kept on inching near a) My boner, b) My arms, carrying all of our books, or c) My butt, which felt nice but gave me a even worse hard-on. Yea, teasing a little bit! MY ASS

Then every time I look at her she winks at me in that adorable way only she could do…dammit…I'm getting frustrated and so goddamn angry because I can't jump on her right now with out being called to be sexually harassing someone, indecent behavior at school, and technically underage sex…but we're seventeen now and...STOP IT! Never have ANY girl I've been with infuriated me so much, intrigued me so much, or have I…loved…so…much…

I felt like screaming.

CPOV

I was laughing inwardly when Jace grabbed his hair in rage before we entered the lunchroom. On the other hand, the room was kind of bland. My artist instincts tell me that the room needs more…pizzazz you know…too bad I can't do that though, like how Jace can't jump on me right now, although I'd probably be too sore to move after tonight based on the smoldering glare Jace was giving me as he tried to hide his boner-the-size-of-Texas from girls and, unfortunately, guys as well. He noticeably relaxed when he saw his two siblings and we ran over after getting our lunch.

"SO…anything new?" Izzy asked.

"No…" I drawled looking at Jace to see his reaction. He was calm, too calm, like calm-before-the-storm kind of calm, I would know.

Izzy snorted, "Rrright, like I'd believe that. Jace is tenser and calm than a shut clam for god sakes, what did you do to him for that to happen? He's almost scared of you!"

"You could say that…"

"Tease!" he hissed, Izzy heard.

"Oh…oh wow." Izzy was amazed, "You're whipped buddy."

"I AM NOT WHIPPED!" Jace yelled, then smiled sheepishly at the people who suddenly jumped, those knew his "old reputation" anyways.

Then the murmurs began. First softly in isolated corners and splotches, then it exploded, like how a paintball explodes when it hits something. The room was filled with gossips and talks of Jace, practically the hottest guy at school and probably the cutest as well, and me, the…well, new girl.

Then some asshat called out, "HEY JACE, stop fooling around with a girl you wouldn't even give a shit to! Let her go you jackass!"

HOW DARE HIM!

MPOV

HOW DARE HIM! In my seventeen years of life, I, Magnus Bane, have not heard such a disgusting thing. My name isn't Magnus anyways! It's Ragnor! Ragnor Fel…such a beautiful name that I forfeited.

I got mad. Me being pissed is one thing, angry is an entirely different level of fear to the people around me. I have only been mad twice before… I shook my head to get the thoughts out of my head. Magnus, Magnus, my name's Magnus now…I gave it up…I gave my life up…I gave her up…no…that isn't right, I never did, I never could.

I stood and began shouting, "TO ALL THE JACKASS ASSHATS IN SCHOOL! IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING WISH OR HINT TO SPLIT THESE TWO APART, WELL YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING FACE ME!"

Practically everyone cringed and the murmuring stopped. I sat back down, drained and I sipped at my lemonade. From the corner of my left eye I saw Clary smile, one of recognition and happiness.

She walked to me and whispered, "Gunslinger Ragnor."

I smiled back, "Dagger girl Clarissa."

"Good to see you after three years."

"I know."

CPOV

I can't believe it! It's Ragnor! Obviously he's now gay and dyed his hair into…an eccentric array of colors…

"So...why are you here?" Ragnor asked, "And call me Magnus, the name sticks and I…'m trying…to forget…" he sighed and slumped.

I smiled softly and sadly back at the boy, "You really did love her didn't you?"

"…yea…I don't find any other girl that attracts me now…"

I felt someone come up, "Hey, Gunslinger, I knew it, I knew you were familer."

"Ah Swordsman Jonathon, I see you're back to your normal self." Magnus laughed.

"You were at Clary's birthday party; you should've known I was better!" Jace shook his head.

"Oh c'mon Jace, weren't you trying to avoid me just moments earlier? You know it's not safe right now…" I smiled evilly and wormed a hand onto my boyfriend's leg and stroke it.

"FUCK YOU!" He hissed, eyes shooting half complete daggers again, "You are dead TONIGHT!"

"Don't be too rough, we still have school tomorrow…" I smiled at the infuriated boy.

"FUCK SCHOOL, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STAND TOMORROW!" Jace almost yelled that out before settling into a hiss again.

"Well, for the time being, I'm going to torture you."

"You know…I could just drag you out and fuck you in a bathroom stall." Jace's eyes smoldered at me.

I gave no response except for an inviting smile.

JPOV

Dammit, I got hard…AGAIN! I hate that frigging tease! Thankfully, there's only a few minutes before I can fuck her senseless!

I'm waiting…waiting….

The bell rang, I never felt happier that it happened. I stood up stiffly and walked to Clary, who was packing up her bag. Then I realized she hasn't noticed me yet.

Lowering my face to the girl ear, the tip of my tongue went around the shell of her ear. Her dainty and tortuous hands dropped the bag in shock and pleasure. Her body stiffened and stifled a moan. I smiled at the flustered girl.

"J-J-J-Jace…" she gasped, "Wh-what are you…you doing! Oh…"

Hearing her delicious moan I kissed her neck, "Giving you a taste of your own medicine…" I kissed her ear again, then her shoulder, her fore head, her nose, everywhere but her mouth. She moaned and groaned with discontent. Deciding to take things to her own hands, she tried to kiss me with her mouth. I moved her delicate mouth away and said,

"Well, we should get home now." I turned and walked away, leaving Clary with her jaw on the ground, angry and raging in disbelief.

The moment we got home, that being me, Izzy, Alec, and Clary, I ran up stairs, Clary followed. In our shared room, Clary walked in first then I followed this time, closing the door after us and locking it. Then, I pounced, like how a predator would to a prey. Today, Clary will be my prey.

She gave a short yelp as I propelled the both of us onto the bed. There I began to practically rip the clothe off of the girl. But this didn't work as well seeing someone started to yell.

"JACE! CLARY! WHERE ARE YOU TWO!" Oh crap! That's Clary's mom!

"Dammit!" I ran around in circles trying to find my clothe and Clary's clothe, "Angels this is stupid…"

"Well, to me it's funny seeing the great Playboy of New York getting a case of blue balls!" Clary laughed.

I scowled and growled at her, "Once we find out what's going on, you are dead, woman!"

"Oooh I'm so scared!" Clary placed a hand over her heart and mocked hurt to me, "What Am I going to do! The boy who shares a room with me's going to rape me!"

In my mind right now was a mantra saying; don't fuck her right now, don't fuck her right now, don't fuck her right now…oh yea, she's dead.

Me: OMG!~ I FINISHED!

Alec: …I barely came in…

Izzy: I did~ well, at least some…

Clary: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I tortured Jace do much!

Jace: *growls*

Clary: Aw…he's back to his original form; an animal!

Jace: *Jumps on Clary and begins to drag her*

Clary: *clawing the ground, trying to stop* W-wait! Wh-where are we going!

A door slams shut, a scream and…noises…

Clary: *muffled* oh…Oh..angels…Jace…

Jace: *Muffled* I told you you were dead! NOW COME OVER HERE!

Me:…ahem, the next chapter will be more explicit, please don't kill me.

Maia: wait…arent you suppose to be dead?

Me:…*runs away from Maia again*

Maia: HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!

A/N : I'm horribly sorry I haven't updated in sooooooooooooooooooo long! I really didn't feel like writing this for some reason… but that isn't an excuse, please wait! I procrastinate, so…yea… see ya next time!