CHAPTER 9
Yup the moment of truth! Valentines is around the corner and that means the host club will be even more full than usual. Im the worst cook but I'm going to try my hardest! After all these chocolates are for the host club! They've been my friends from the beginning. It's the least I can do! I wonder if Kyoya likes chocolate? Huh? That was a weird thought, whatever they are strictly friendship chocolates! Time to get cooking!
"hey honey pie what cha doing? Making chocolate?" "oh hey dad, yup." "Is there a man in my little girl's life?" "you bet daddy!" SNAP! "Who is the punk! Daddy had a new line of voodoo dolls he wants to test!" "he's a handsome successful man that is so kind to me." "is it that Tamaki fellow? I don't mind him, actually since I'm buddies with his dad, we were talking about-" "DAD I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU! DONT BE WEIRD!" "I was only kidding! Tamaki has to prove himself first. Haha!" "dad your so mean!" "I'm sorry, hey you know I love you and IM SO HASPY MY LITTLE GIRL IS WORKING HER TAIL BONE OFF TO MAKE THESE FOR ME!" "Some of them are for my Friends dad... Wait you know Tamaki's dad? Since when?" "we went to high school together. Best buddies hitting up the ladies" "TMI dad. But if that's true then how come I've never met Tamaki before?" "He's been living in France most of his life, he moved back here around 6 years ago." "what is Tamaki's dad that Yuzuru guy your always showing me in your photo albums?" "yeah!" "how did I not put that together! Doesn't matter, I'll make some for him to, after all he is the best friend of my somewhat creepy but really funny dad!" "your so kind! Oh yes The perfect daughter! I have some deals to tend to early tomorrow morning so I'm off to bed." "sweet dreams father." "your so cute!"
The next few days were kinda slow but valentines was here at last! I put on my shoes ready to head out to the car. "Ijona, could you go home with Tamaki, I'll be at his house today so you can wait and "hang" or whatever." "Alright dad." I didn't realize what was going to happen at the time, although I should have. I got into the car and drove to school with my bag of sweets I made, finally I got a batch that turned out right!
"oh good morning Tamaki!" "oh hello Ijona." "Hey my dad is going to talk with your dad today so may I go home with you?"
"oh my god she wants to go to his house! That skank!"
"yeah sure, that would be allot of fun!" "oh yeah," I pulled out the chocolates, "Happy valentines day!" "oh thanks! I really hope Haruhi made her daddy some!" "haha that would be adorable! Oh note to self, super cute figure! Haruhi baking chocolate!" "Ijona you make daddy so proud!" "oh speaking of daddy I made these for your dad, since our old men are friends it seemed like a good idea." "that's so nice of you, but my dad might be a little weird." "dont worry mines pretty crazy after all! So can you give them to him for me?" "well your coming over after school so why don't you give it to him then?" "yeah okay!"
"I'm gonna kill her! ... And i know just how to do it."
"oh good morning Kyoya!" "... What's so good about it?" "is something wrong?" "I'm still sleeping... AND I COULD KILL SOMEONE!" "ah!" demon lord Kyoya... God help us! "heh heh let's get to class okay?" "whatever..." "should I carry you?" "no" well I didn't get to give him his chocolates, I'll do it later, let's see and I give the other hosts theirs before club activities start.
Around lunch I saw Honny and Mori! Great I could give them the chocolate I made. "oh wow sweets! Thanks Ijo chan!" "thanks" "I'm glad you both like them. Oh that's right open them up!" as they did a smile got on their faces. "oh wow! It's USA chan! And look takeshi got a raccoon and a chicken!" "i used my figuring skills on the chocolate and made an USA chan for you and I saw Mori senpai with his pets so I made them. Oh look there's Kyoya! I'll give him his! Bye guys!" I ran over to him but the twins cut me off... " word on the street is you made chocolates, so where's ours?" " haha you guys are so cute. Here! I hope you like them!" as they opened them they were Esther shocked or pleased. "I gave Hikaru a chocolate Kaoru and I gave Kaoru a white chocolate Hikaru! I remembered your favorite flavors from the snacks you tend to choose during the club. Although it might be weird eating each other... I'm sorry I didn't think it through!" "you know you don't have to apologize so much just speak your mind." "yeah, hikaru's right. Why don't we teach her how to have fun pulling pranks and things like that so when she apologizes she actually has to!" "great idea... And now... Oh Kaoru I don't know which one to eat first? You or this little you?" "oh Hikaru you've never looked cuter than now!" "yeah that'll work, thanks Ijona, but we'll use em for the club later." "yeah! Thank you!" oh kyoyas gone again...
"hello Ijona." oh it's Haruhi! "hey Haruhi! I got you something!" "oh really?" "yes for valentines! See I know it might be weird but I you don't like sweet things right? So I got you this instead!" there I held it! Her eyes got so big! "g... Giant Tuna?" "yes Tamaki told me you wanted giant tuna so I thought this was a good idea! Although valentines isn't a holiday for fish... I'm so-" "I love it. Thank you so much I'm gonna eat it
Now!" "good for you Haruhi!" we said our good byes and I walked to a chair at a table.
"so when do we do it?" "now!"
FWUP!
My chair just flipped! Hmm? Is this a wire? Ok so where does it lead... The table where those Tamaki Fan Girls are. But why are they so mad at me? I haven't done anything! Ow... I think I'm going to sleep in the nurses... Yowch! I walked down the hall when I realized I didn't have my bag! I ran back. "few it's still there!" I picked it up and continued walking.
"good plan flipping the chair." "yes but that's not the best part remember?" "President Holo she'll leave the country! Hahaha" "Yes Kotoko, but remember the next phase was Yuuki's idea." "Oh please prez you give me too much credit."
"Ijona! What happened?" said Kyoya. "oh I just fell in my chair haha?" "... Ijona... You can't keep hiding it, I know someone's out to get you... It's only a matter of time before there's no way you can deny it." "Kyoya, you know already don't you?" "I have a suspect or two... Or three." "I see, Kyoya... Well do you know what day it is?" "yes it's February 14th I believe? Why?" "no no! Do you know what DAY it is?" "wait what?" "sigh, Happy Valentines Day Kyo-" as I was pulling out his chocolates I got a huge cut down my arm. Someone planted a blade down the side of my bag! "Ijona! Your arm! Who is doing this to you!" "I-" "never mind that right now!" he picked me up, you know like a princess would be held, and he ran down the halls To the schools clinic. I was getting dizzy from the blood loss, but I needed to stay awake... Kyoya... Didn't get... His valentines... Choco-
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