Teaching spike to robattle, the long awaited sequel to chapter 8

Captain bojack m00tzman Rasputin planet reminds me of Ted turner in robot chicken or all the famous people that live, or have lived, near where I do, but I have never met or seen.

Disclaimer – not that much here is mine. Save the matrix (that I do not own). But I do own, the long awaited sequel to chapter X, Billy Joel related incidents, Tom, Tom's family and Medabots, Marth (in body not name), and sherry (the character not the drink she's named after). (Yeah that's an intended little joke there) I own Stavros the character, not the name (big surprise there). (Yeah that's an intended little joke there)

-About an hour later (the trip isn't normally that long, it's usually about 30 minutes, but the car crash on the only road to the house made some problems)- (EPIC DRAGON FORCE!)

"Okay guy here's the plan." Tom said to a limo with twenty two other people in it (I think… Counting that many people is hard). Not that they were all people, or all uninformed for that matter. But he was addressing the general audience while he had the chance (They're still in the limo). "For a few days all of us will be going around. To general public places." A hand was raised. "Yes?"

"Why?" Asked everyone who didn't know why in the limo. (Not, tom, White knight, jetfire, gorgon, annihilator, tom's dad, Marth, and victor. Victor didn't ask because he could guess why)

"I have my reasons." Was all tom would allude too. "After that Spike, my Medabots and I will be joining you in the city for one day. Then we will be busy training while you guys have the option to going to plays or staying at the house. Of course after we spend a few days getting over jet lag, and adjusting to the new time zone. That might take you Japanese guys a while longer than the rest of us. And the jet lag part some of us have more than me. Of course I have no jet lag. Ever, at all, period, not in the least, less than you, I've already adjusted to the time change because I lived here until the day before I ran into spike a week or two ago." (That last part was said in the same tone as, ever, at all, period, not in the least, and less than you.) (That is true for I, the author, too, albeit I haven't traveled on a plane for at least two, as much as six years)

"There's another reason you're doing that isn't there?" Tom's dad said while rubbing his finger on his chin and looking at tom suspiciously.

"No shit Sherlock." Responded his Tom's ever colorful sister. "He want's them to enjoy the house. And what's with the bimbo?" Asked Em, indicating sherry.

Tom just sweatdropped as he pulled out red pole and held sherry back with his sword. "Why couldn't you be more like the sister I remember before I fought robo-archangel. NO LANGUAGE THAT BAD! Power pole extend!" The red pole tom carried extended and whacked his sister upside the head.

"DUDE where did you get that power pole!?!" Asked hoboman Steve. "As creator of the Goku style of Ti-Kwan-Leep I really could use that for a technique or two."

"Your medabot has one. This is just a scaled up version. And if you want it here." Tom tossed the power pole. "It responds to anyone's voice. But it only extends from one end, so if you keep track of which end is facing which way that won't be too big a loss."

"Sweet. I gotta start creating techniques now for the next move appropriations meeting."

"Oh yeah!" Tom perked up, accidentally letting sherry onto his sister. "When is that?"

"This summer, June all June, odds are some of July too, like it is every year."

"Right where is it?"

"New York city this year. You'll have a short trip."

"Yeah, and maybe I'll bring spike if it's no inconvenience for him."

"Were here." Said the incredibly low pitched cab driver. Everyone got out and got their luggage. "That'll be three thousand dollars." The driver said to Tom.

"WHAT!!!" Tom grew several rage symbols. "FOR ONE STUPID TRIP! Does that include tip?"

"Yeah."

"YOU'RE INSANE!!! PRICE GOUGER!!! Do you take checks?"

"Duh."

"Okay then." Tom handed over a check thanked the driver and then turned around and cursed him off as he drove away. "Note to self, use family chauffer next time." Tom sighed and looked to see that everyone was already at the door to the mansion. (It's Billy Joel old mansion and I know what it looks like, as well as what the gate looks like, the gate ain't that amazing Although odds are you could find a hole in security around the gate somewhere if you're that adventurous) (If you get caught you didn't get the idea from me!)

Meanwhile during the last commentary on events that need not be commented upon just about everyone had entered the house. To find a huge vaulted ceiling. And a decent sized plaque. About the history of the (remember 22nd century) 100 plus year old house. Once owned by Billy Joel. Another plaque was describing other famous residents of the town. (I dare not list them; it would go on forever and ever, and ever, and a little longer too, that and I can only confirm two) And a third showing the family history. The third plaque was the biggest going back to the 1500's just for one man. And at the base were over 800 people. That plaque had its own wall, as well as space to expand.

Then they saw the ceiling. It was vaulted and around thirty feet high. "Wow." Was the mass opinion. "He must be incredibly rich in order to have a ceiling that high up." (Ikki)

"Dude he must be incredibly rich to this much property and a house this big." (Rintaro)

"Actually I've got another one being made that's going to be a castle." Tom arrived climbing over hastily dropped and forgotten luggage. "Yeah it's on the island. But odds are it won't be finished for a year, or in time for the next story. So chances are you'll never see it. And if you do you'll think this is like a cardboard box in comparison to that thing. –Pause- Wait, I said in time for the next story. Then it's eighty percent certain that you will see it. Twenty percent chance that the author decides not to use the mansion in some way."

"Huh?" Ikki asked.

"I'm not all sure of what I said, but it sure sounded good didn't it?" Tom replied smiling and giving the thumbs up. "All right, we're here for at least three days. Since its summer and by the water, and there's a pool, and we have a boat off shore, and in the dock across the harbor, as well as a launch. (If you know what Billy Joel's center island house looks like from the water, add a boat house in front of the seaside guest house. Actually the guest house makes up a large part of the boat house. The land facing first story half and almost all the second story) I'll give you guys your rooms, if you need to change and I'm not around ask someone. If no-one will trade you their room, ask a servant or family member. Even if you guys take one room each there will still be seven or eight rooms left over. That's including the rooms taken up by servants, my mother, father, sister, and sherry, who will be accompanying you guys on and off during the stay. Solely as a tourist though. So she doesn't kill you guys when you get on her nerves. By ordering three drinks over a whole plane flight. Seriously how did you guys do that?" Everyone shrugged their shoulders. Tom began to walk further into the house to do assign rooms when a question came up.

"Hey tom. Where is our host going to stay? You specifically left yourself out when you listed who was sleeps in this place." Victor had his arms crossed as was looking at tom seriously. Tom just looked at victor confused for a while and then a figurative light bulb lit up.

"I will be staying in the old family house one town over. It's a thirty minute drive, the family, servants, and even some of the neighbors, can drive you there in case of an emergency. The phone number will be posted by each phone. And I suppose I'll show you the place tomorrow." Victor still was glaring. Tom had been squinting his eyes during his answer. "Still not satisfied? Well you could sleep outside. I heard a nor'easter is supposed to hit before the week is out though. I wouldn't suggest it." Victor glared even harder. If that was humanly possible. "Seriously if is was evil you'd all be dead by now!" Victor still had his arms crossed, but tom's last statement got rid of the glare. "Actually I'm really not in the mood to assign rooms to a bunch of bratty kids and an inquisitive jerk." Tom glared at victor. "I'll let Stavros do it."

"Stavros, who's Stavros?" Asked everyone. Tom left not providing an answer. So his sister stepped in.

"Stavros is the head butler. He's going to be the one who can say that you sleep in the main house, guest house, boat house, tool shed, or in a tent during a nor'easter. My advice would be nice to him."

Stavros walked in. He was of normal height had very tame brown hair and wore something along the lines of a tuxedo. "I suppose I am to assign these people rooms." When Stavros spoke his voice was devoid of emotion, but it still held signs of intelligence, class, and a lot of other stuff. "Well then. We have something along the lines of twenty rooms available between the main house, guest house, and second property. Unfortunately this isn't the night for the second property as it is not ready yet. (I have another mansion based of a real mansion I've seen for this one) So that makes twelve rooms and, one two three four five seven eight nine ten of you. Hello sherry." Stavros added on void of emotion.

"Hi Stavros." Said sherry blushing and posing awkwardly.

"Yes that was random." Stavros said, "But still I guess I'll assign you guy's rooms."

-Some time later-

"Alright all you people have rooms. Oh and master did mention that he was sending in some friends in the morning to visit you guys. He also mentioned he was going to be out for a day or two doing things. He said he knew that you people could keep his friends entertained on your own. And no he didn't say anything else." Stavros addressed over the intercom, but did it quietly because everyone was asleep anyway. Save sherry, who was with him. "I suppose I'll leave them notes somewhere where they will see them. Hello sherry."

"Um hi Stavros…" again sherry positioned herself awkwardly.

"Really I don't get why you have this sort of crush on me. I'm thirty for Christ's sakes and you're eighteen." Sherry nodded no. "No. Well then does it have to do with the fact that during the ten days master saved your life and ever since you've had a crush on him and since I'm the only one who really knows and may actually do something about it because I seem like a stickler and I might fire you feel awkward every time you are in my presence?" Sherry fell over.

"Was I that close?" Stavros asked. Sherry merely nodded yes. "Well then don't worry. I'm not as opposed to romance as my character would suggest. And my guess is my totally emotionless character would suggest I may be plotting to kill someone. Seeing as I am the butler and all. But no, I have total devotion to the master and even more to his grandfather. Well it's nothing I'll address here, don't want to get to serious and all that. Good night Sherry." Sherry's response was an inarticulate –haa- like sound.

-next afternoon around 2 p.m.-

Metabee was the last one to get up by thirty two minutes. Weird since he was a medabot and could not suffer from jet lag, but he got up very late. The early risers (victor, Marth, Erika, sherry, Em, Tom's dad, Tom's mom, Stavros, and spike) were all somewhere besides the kitchen doing something, actually tom's family and Stavros were the only ones in the house Victor, Marth, Erika, sherry and spike were outside looking at the beach and had even gone for a swim in the pool. (As far as I know Billy Joel's center island house doesn't have a pool, but for my purposes it does in the twenty second century) Then Tom came, and he came with his friends. (Cue quick evil music)

"HI!" Tom shouted enthusiastically. "It took me a while but I got my friends here! And it wasn't easy because most of them go to college. Unlike me the child prodigy." Tom grinned a looked around. But the only people who had come were his sister and her Medabots, plasma nurse and belzelga 6. A.k.a. elemental belzelga.

Elemental belzelga type – belz (ooh four letters!)

Special attack – elemental captain bojack m00tzman Rasputin planet punch (or captain planet punch) (robot chicken fans should understand the title) (CAPTAIN PLANET!)

Description – looks like belzelga. Saved there is random spots covered in brown, green, blue, red, white, and black paint. By the way, his attack is the coolest named attack EVER.

"Are the guys really here!?!" Emily asked.

"Yea. I expected to be away for a couple of days, but since that would be too long and I need to get this chapter done to fill in the final set of characters that will both be featured in Teaching Spike and Wingshad0w's next fic, Hunting Locke Faust two days were cut for production time."

"Ah."

"Yeah that didn't make much sense did it?"

"Nope."

"Damn. Well all the guys are here."

"Yay you assembled the Planeteers!"

"The who! Oh wait. Oh god no. Please tell me that you didn't name Elemental belzelga's attack that."

"Well it is the coolest name ever."

"This is true."

"Hey Planeteers!" Emily said as she opened the door.

Tom looked at his sister. Blue vertical anime lines of depression gradually caused him to tilt his neck more and more. "I've unleashed a team of monsters. Especially since they know the joke (the joke is captain bojack m00tzman Rasputin planet is the coolest name ever, and is fused from a friends internet alias, a representation of Ted turner in a robot chicken episode, and bojack the guy with the coolest name in dragonball z. There's more, but it get's complicated from there on in). What have I done…?"

-About five pm. that day-

The gang of, victor, tom, hoboman Steve, Ikki, Erika, Rintaro, Sam, Sloan, spike and their respective Medabots were sitting together on one side of a robattle arena in the basement of tom's house. Tom's parents, Stavros, sherry, and Marth were sitting on the side at a ninety degree angle to them. On the other side of the ring was tom's sister and belzelga 6.

"Now you guys are going to meet the entire belzelga planeteer squad!"

The captain planet theme music began. Tom began chanting, "I've unleashed a monster. I've unleashed a monster."

"Earth!" A mysterious male figure covered in shadows and with glasses jumped out of nowhere and landed to the left of a darkened stage. As did his medabot, a green and brown belzelga. "Fire!" The process repeated itself except a belzelga painted in various shades of red appeared. "Water!" Another figure and a blue belzelga appeared. "Light!" a white belzelga and Medafighter. "Dark!" Black belzelga. "Brute force!" This time two Medafighters appeared. One was a robo. The other was a female wearing glasses. They had regular belzelga's.

"By your powers combined I am, CAPTAIN BOJACK M00TZMAN RASPUTIN PLANET!" Emily appeared on the scene dressed in planeteer gear (vest and short shorts for the girls). As did her belzelga as it jetted up to the top of the group. And took up an action-y pose with one fist in the air.

"I've released a monster. But I've filled the most important part of the plot holes that putting up Hunting Locke Faust before posting this chapter would create."

-End-

Well this chapter is up. As I hinted (only slightly) at earlier hunting Locke Faust, the sequel to this, is set to be up next. So pay attention.