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Um...Yeah I Can Explain. They Made Me!
Well needless to say I was in beauty hell. Not only did they make me get my hair done, but they made me put on this weird green mask. Says something about helping with your pores or some crap. Yeah, I really don't care! The last time I've had acne was probably the beginning of junior high. I was just begging that Emmett and Jasper wouldn't walk in. "C'mon, this is definitely your shade, Edward."
"I'm not going to put on lipstick, Rosalie."
"Oh, how about this beautiful brown color? It will enhance your green eyes."
"Bella, I'm not putting on eyeshadow."
"C'mon, bro! Have fun!"
"I allowed you girls to not only mess with my hair, but to put this weird green thing on my face to where I look like an alien. That's the farthest I'm going." Alice pulled out the puppy pout. That's totally unfair. They pulled that one on the mask too! UGH! "Err, fine!" Alice was perked up again and began wiping off the green mask while Bella put on stupid eyeshadow. Isn't the point in beauty salons for girls and not boys? Well, they are getting makeovers too, but still! I'm their freaking prisoner and it sucks! Emmett and Jasper are so lucky they're out, but they're sneaking into Greene's office, but still doesn't mean I have to suffer! This sucks! I'm in beauty hell, and I wanna crawl in a hole. "Aw, Edward you look pretty!"
"Humph!"
"He could use some blush, he's complexion is so pale." I like my paleness thank you. Makes me stand out. I squint my eyes closed and scrunched my face when Rosalie place blush on my cheeks. If they didn't know better, they'd think I was flinching from a punch or something and not a stupid compact with some weird puff thing. "Achoo!"
"Bless you, Edweena."
"Edweena? Where's Edward?"
Oh no! No, no, no! Anyone, but Emmett! My eyes bulged out and immediately I threw one of the couch pillows in my face and buried it to where I was suffocating myself. I didn't think I needed that stupid blush anymore, I was already beat red! The girls started laughing hysterically. Yeah, glad they were! Wish I could laugh my hind end off too, but unfortunately I was busy being completely humiliated underneath the pillow. I heard not only Emmett's laugh, but Jasper's laugh as well. "Detective Cullen, what in Sam's hell are you doing?!" Oh shit! Boss alert! I immediately stiffed up and slammed the pillow on my knees and shot my head in Detective Mitchell's direction. As soon as he looked that was all he wrote, he bellowed over laughing. "Uh, Detective Mitchell, I-uh-I can explain-"
"No need Cullen! Oh lordy! I agree completely that you should be the one guarding the girls while Whitlock and McCarthy finish this assignment. It appears that you're already the girls' favorite detective!" I was cherry, I knew I was-I could feel it burning my cheeks and ears. "Oh, yes! Detective Cullen is the best-what did you call yourself? Babysitter? We personally request him to keep guard on us! He's so much fun! Alice, I love your brother!"
"I have to agree with Rose, Alice. Edward-I mean Edweena is awesome!" I groaned before burring my face back in the pillow. I flew myself backwards and slammed my back against the back of the couch. This is probably the worst night of my life. Also the reason why I never went into babysitting. I mean Alice made me play dress up and everything with her when I had to watch her, but that was a completely different matter and I wasn't 23 either! I was still a boy trying to get by in school at the time. This was so humiliating! Where's my hole? "Oh, relax Cullen. It's best to keep guard then to be a jerk. Girls, no more making my detective into an Edweena. Do I make myself clear, ladies?"
"Yes Detective Mitchell." They all spoke in unison. "Cullen, clean your face. We have matters to discuss. Also, the little devil horn pig tails are rather cute, but take them out."
"Yes, sir." I reached for my crutches and made my way to the bathroom, hearing snickers from Em and Jazz the whole way. I flipped on the light and went and faced the long mirror on the wall and jumped. "WHA! What did you girls do to me?! I look like a freaking Ken Barbie doll!" I heard laughter and glared at the reflection. Jeez, Adam Lambert can pull off the full make up thing, but I definitely don't! I grabbed a wash cloth from the closet next to the door and poured warm water and soap into it and scrubbed vigorously to get the make up off. It took maybe a little over three minutes. Why girls wear it I have no idea! I took one last glance at my reflection before pulling out the little pig tails on the top of my head. My cheeks were so red, it was like my blush was plastered on. Easily I pulled out the little rubber bands and ran my hand through it to make my hair look like it's average do and went back out into the main room. The girls were in their rooms and Jazz was sitting next to me on the couch as Em was on the other side of me. Mitchell took a seat in the big arm chair before he looked at us.
Again, poor Edward! I can't help myself! I have more fun then I should writing in his perspective/point of view, but whatever entertains you guys, ya' know? Please review! :D
