IMPORTANT!
HISB - Hurley in Sawyer's body
SIHB - Sawyer in Hurley's body
e.g. if I say 'said HISB' I actually mean 'said Hurley in Sawyer's body', this is just an abbreviation since as the line is too long.
Chapter 9
Hurley in Sawyer's body and Sawyer in Hurley's body walked over to where all the others were. It was around seven in the evening and the sunset looked very beautiful. They sat down with everyone else at the makeshift table (which was actually just a log) and started eating some of the fish that Jin caught. Everybody was crowded around the table and talking in small groups. Charlie was trying to tell Jin that the fish was very nice:
'It's,' he said pointing to the fish 'very nice!' he finished as he put his thumb up as a compliment.
'Oh...Thank you.' Jin replied once Sun translated to him.
Jack was having an argument with Locke and Sayid about the island.
'No! Trust me, Jack. We were all brought here for a reason. That's why the others want us! We have to make a trap, they are going to kidnapp us otherwise!'
'Locke, how many times do I have to tell you that we are just people who were all on an airplane crash. We have nothing else in common!'
'We do!'
'Don't!'
'Do!'
'Don't!'
The argument carried on and Sayid gradually backed out since as it didn't look to good. At the other side of the 'table' Charlie was about to take another small fish when he noticed:
'Hurley! You haven't taken any fish! Are you okay?' he asked, worriedly as he touched Hurley's forehead.
SIHB shoved him off and said:
'I'm fine. Just not too hungry.'
'But you love food! Are you on... on... A DIET?!' Charlie's eyes widened.
'No! I'm just not hungry, how difficult is that for you to understand? SIHB snapped.
'Sorry.' Charlie mumbled. The survivors carried on eating and Jack got up and went over to Claire who was complaining that Aaron was getting a temperature. As he stood up and made his way over to her tent, Vincent sneakily went over to Jack's fish and looked around to make sure that no one was looking and then grabbed his fish with his wet mouth and bobbed back over to his comfortable place where he ate half the fish. Everyone saw this and as Jack came back with a confused look on his face everyone started laughing.
'Where's my fish gone?' he asked as he looked around.
'Locke? Have you eaten my fish?!' Jack asked getting angry.
'No.' Locke said in defence.
'Are you sure that you haven't eaten my fish?'
'Yes... I mean no!' Locke quickly answered. Jack's blood rushed to his face and he clenched his fists.
'Hey, hey! Break it up! Locke, tell Jack that you haven't eaten his fish and Jack... why are you getting so worked up about fish?!' Jack and Locke calmed down a lot. Then, just about when tit couldn't get any weirded, SIHB said:
'I have an idea...' he smirked. 'how about we all play a game of spin the bottle?'
A series of groans were heard through the camp, but a few laughs as well.
'I'm up for it.' SIHB said.
'Me too.' a few voices added. After a long time, everyone who had stayed decided to join in. Charlie went to get an empty bottle and put it in the middle of the space where they were sitting. Everyone looked very nervous at the beginning and nobody wanted to go first. Nikki was the one to volunteer after an awkward silence.
'I'll do it.' she said casually. She went over to the bottle and spinned it. It landed on Locke. Nikki's smile faded off her face and she tried to look anywhere but Locke. You would have thought that she wasn't the type of person to be embarassed about something silly like that, but she went bright red. Locke looked down and the other survivors cheered for them as Nikki made her way over to him. Jack, who was sitting next to Locke sniggered.
'I'm glad you find this amusing!' Nikki shouted. A few laughs were shared among the audience and Nikki got closer and closer to Locke. She kissed him very very quickly and ran back to her seat.
'Locke, you have to go next.' Jack said.
Locke made his way over to the bottle uncomfortably and spinned it. It landed on 'Sawyer'.
'You've got to be kidding me!' Sawyer in Hurley's body spat. Hurley in Sawyer's body blushed as Locke shakily made his way over to him. He stopped in front of him but quickly chickened out.
'I'm out of here.' he said bluntly.
'Oh come on!' a couple of people yelled. 'It's not fair!' some of the Losties dragged Locke back to Sawyer. As Locke, disgustidley, reached Sawyer, the silence was broken by HISB's voice:
'UH! WHAT HAVE YOU EATEN?!' he shouted as he pushed Locke away.
'Look, the quicker we get this done, the quicker everyone will stop mocking us.' Locke hissed. They got closer together and shared a really uncomfortable kiss.
'Ooh! I think I saw some tongue there!' SIHB mocked. Both HISB and Locke gave him the same dirty look as the Losties cheered and whistled.
'Sawyer, you're up next.' Charlie said. HISB walked to the bottle and turned it very briskly. It landed on Sun.
'Hunshijinya! Somvadaredtia! Sawyer kelope sam voderatistar semda!' Jin screamed. Sun looked over at him and muttered something over to him in Korean. Jin nodded reluctantly.
'You ready now, or what?' Sawyer asked. Sun again, nodded slowly and HISB made his way to her. Since as it was Hurley, he didn't know how to kiss so was a bit reluctant at first but decided to try it anyway. The kiss seemed to be short at first, but, it was Hurley we are talking about. He lost himself.
Dude, I didn't think kissing felt so good!
Hurley thought and carried on kissing Sun. After what seemed like a century when the kiss ended, Jin hurled himself at HISB and pinned him to the ground. The pair carried on fighting, together with a ton of gibberish words out from Jin's mouth until Charlie, Desmond, Eko, and Jack came to break them up. Jin and HISB came apart and after that major meltdown of Jin's, everyone else had disappeared and didn't want to play the game anymore. HISB walked over to SIHB.
'Well, I'm going to bed, now. Hopefully we'll get our bodies back tomorrow, right, dude?'
'Yeah, 'night.' he said as they both walked into their tents.
So, there was chapter 9! Hope you liked it. If you did, then please review! It does make me really happy. The next chapter is the last one.
