Last Experiment Standing Episode 9: Survive or Be Survived
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Previously on Last Experiment Standing:
It was a rhythm game battle as team members competed against each other in awesome musical video games for the grand prize of golden Guitar Hero controllers!
Fighting through rounds of DJ Hero and Rock Band, Angel and Melty eventually made it to the final Dance Central round, but not without some serious drama going on!
As a result of Yang gluing the buttons of two of the guitars in the Rock Band round and Angel realizing the plan, Sample and Yaarp were eliminated from the challenge after a serious electrocution.
Afterwards, Yang specifically targeted Angel and got his bees to ruin her Jaryn costume, but to the decision of yours truly, Angel still got the 50,000 point bonus in the final dance battle, helping to seal the victory for the Killer Bass.
A fight broke out between Melty and Yang, resulting in the prize getting melted and both experiments being attacked by the others.
Then came the interesting part: Angel and Melty were forced to switch teams! Finally, after the discovery of Yang's evil plans, Yin was voted off as a plan to get Yang angry! This could result in some serious payback!
But now, the fifteen remaining experiments will be faced with something more brutal than anything they've faced before. Will they be able to overcome this TREMENDOUS challenge? Find out now on LAST! EXPERIMENT! STANDING!
It was morning, and Angel and Melty were just preparing to move to their new teams.
"Hey guys!" Angel said as she entered the Gopher cabin. "So, um, I guess I'm your new leader now."
"Oh hey Angel," Felix said. "Welcome to Casa de Gopher."
"So I was like, yeah, then why don't you try drumming a sixteenth-note hi-hat constant!" Richter said to Chopsuey, laughing. He then noticed Angel had arrived. "Hey, what's up Angel?"
"Hey Richter," Angel replied. "So how's your band been doing?"
"Well since Slushy left we've discussed finding a new frontman...maybe you could fill the position?"
"Oh, no thanks. I've already got enough business signing autographs worldwide."
"Oh well." Richter continued to talk to Chopsuey. "And then, I like accidentally busted my cymbal..."
Meanwhile, Melty wasn't greeted as warmly as Angel was. The Bass were all playing a morning game of poker. Yang was winning so far. Suddenly, the door burst open, and a certain red experiment with a guitar case on his back entered.
"'Sup guys, Melty's here!"
All of the Bass members turned to glare at Melty.
Melty chuckled nervously. "So how goes it?"
"Hey Melty," Splodyhead said. "Uh, you wanna join in?"
"Uh, I'd love to, but I'm horrible at poker." Melty deposited his bags in Angel's former room. "I gotta hit the can."
"Here's an age-old strategy," Yang said, addressing his teammates. "Torment the new guy!"
As Melty was in the bathroom, Yang was just about to start pounding on the door when suddenly, a mysterious can was thrown into the cabin through the window. It opened, releasing toxic gas. The Bass coughed and gasped, then fell unconscious. As Melty stepped out of the bathroom, he too was rendered unconscious.
Meanwhile, in the Gopher cabin, as the Gophers were eating breakfast, ninjas suddenly entered the cabin. The experiments tried unsuccessfully to defeat the ninjas, and all of them were knocked out.
Melty opened his eyes wearily. "Wh-wh-where are we?" he asked.
"Oh no, no, this can't be happening," Spooky complained. "Guys, we're stuck on a deserted island."
"Oh no, don't tell me," Yang said. "This is a survival challenge."
Just then, the experiments realized there was a gigantic TV screen on one side of the island. It flickered to life, and Chris's face filled the screen.
"Hello campers!" Chris said. "Enjoying your new home?"
"No!" the fifteen experiments yelled.
"Well I sure am!" Chris chuckled. "Well, you guys have just met your new team leaders, so I've decided to put their leadership skills to the test with an epic survival challenge!
["See, here's the thing about Chris," Yang explained. "Way too predictable. He always does exactly what we think he's gonna do. I even made out a whole list of what we could expect him to do: does the opposite of what he says he'll do, constantly lies, self-centered..."]
"Here are the rules for today's survival challenge:
"The first way to win is to survive on this island for as long as possible without any of your teammates giving up.
"If anyone DOES give up, they will have to go over to this button next to the TV and press it. Unfortunately, this will mean that your team will be up for elimination.
"The other way to win is to create a signal. We have several interns surveying the surrounding ocean for any signs of life. If any of them sees your signal and decides to rescue you, your team will win the challenge.
"But be careful. You're on dangerous Bony Island. Whatever you do, DO NOT bring anything back from the island, or you will be CURSED! Also, some say there may be cannibals here, so stay alert."
The experiments gasped.
"I will be checking on you guys from time to time, so you better not do anything embarrassing. Good luck! Your challenge begins now!"
The screen flickered off, and the teams immediately went into action.
Day 1 8:39 A.M.
"Alright guys, first things first," Melty explained to the Bass. "We need to focus on food and shelter. You guys work on creating a nice hut or something, and I'll go find us some food."
As soon as Melty left, the Bass decided to do exactly the opposite of what Melty said.
"Okay guys, let's make a signal," Kixx suggested. "The sooner we make one, the sooner we win, right?
The Bass agreed with him. They started to gather the shiniest and most noticeable objects possible in order to attract rescuers.
Meanwhile, however, Yang was doing something different. As the other Bass members worked hard on creating a rescue signal, he was drawing pictures of Yin in the sand with a stick and sighing.
"Hey, dude, what are you doing?" Melty asked, with a bunch of ripe bananas in his hands.
"Oh, uh, n-n-nothing," Yang replied nervously.
"Look man, I'm the new leader of this team, and if you can't get over your love with Yin, we're kicking you out!"
["Look, Yin being eliminated was pretty hard for me to take," Yang explained. "But I just gotta power through it like a real man." Yang started to cry. "I miss you Yin!"
"Yes! The plan's working!" Melty said. "If Yang keeps this up, we'll finally have him eliminated!"]
Day 1, 9:12 P.M.
As the Bass players gathered around the signal, eating their bananas, a boat suddenly came by.
"Guys, here's our chance!" Yaarp said.
The Bass started to yell and shout and motion to the signal, but the captain of the boat continued listening to his iPod, and the boat just passed by.
"Aw great!" Clyde yelled. Then he noticed something. On the other side of the island, the Gophers already had a shelter up and were singing songs around a fire.
"Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song!
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song!"
"What the heck! They already have a shelter up!" Clyde exclaimed.
"What? Come on!" Kixx said. "We should have built a shelter first!"
"Oh yeah, says the one who chose to disobey Melty in the first place!" Yang yelled.
"Whoa, wait a minute, you CHOSE to disobey me?" Melty asked accusingly.
"We needed to get rescued!" Kixx replied.
"Well we could have made a shelter just in case we didn't!" Suddenly, it started to rain. "Great, now we have no shelter, AND it's raining!"
The Bass decided they would ask to take refuge in the Gopher shelter.
"Hey Gophers, could we crash at your place tonight?" Melty asked.
"Uh, yeah, why not?" Sparky said.
Angel walked over to Sparky angrily. "What are you doing? We're trying to WIN, remember?"
"Come on, how would you like it if you had to sleep out in the rain without shelter?" Sparky argued.
"Alright Bass, you can sleep here tonight, but just this once."
["Wonderful," Angel sighed. "My new team's already crazy enough, but now I have to deal with the other team too?"
"Both teams working together may not be the best strategy," Richter explained. "But come on, they needed shelter!"
"I can tell our teamwork is gonna work REAL well," Stitch said sarcastically.]
Suddenly, the gigantic TV screen flickered to life again.
"Hello campers! I can see you've survived your first day already! Looks like the Gophers already have a shelter up! Well campers, good night, and I wish you luck tomorrow."
Day 3 12:54 P.M.
The third day had come already. The Gophers had reluctantly let the Bass sleep in their shelter again last night, as they were finished with only half of their shelter then. They were just putting the finishing touches on it now.
"Hey Melty, I wasn't able to find any pine branches, so I just got birch instead. Is that fine?" Kixx asked.
"Mmhmm, yep, that's great," Melty replied, clearly preoccupied with his work.
Kixx knew that tone of voice, and he came up with an idea.
"So you ARE homosexual?"
"Mmhmm, yep."
"Hey Melty, how would you feel if I ripped off both of your wings?"
"Uh huh, cool story bro."
"Aah, look out, a cannibal!"
"Good for you Kixx."
"I accidentally broke your iPad."
"Yep, amazing."
"Ew, did you fart?"
"Uh huh, cool."
"You're a retard!"
"Sweet. Go tell it to the world."
Kixx chuckled.
["It is so easy to manipulate him!" Kixx explained. "This could really turn out hilarious!"
"I heard everything that trog said," Melty stated. "And he's going down now."]
On the Gopher side, Angel came up with a plan.
"Alright guys, I'm gonna go hunt for some food," Angel said. "BRB!"
Angel created makeshift bows and arrows and went off to hunt.
["Pssh, yeah, good luck with THAT," Sample predicted.]
Angel carefully surveyed the area, searching for the slightest hint of life. She suddenly heard something rustling in the bushes. She turned around and started charging the bush, but she ducked as a stray arrow passed right by her head. She reacted by shooting an arrow straight into the bushes.
"Ahh!" a voice screamed. "Watch where you're shooting!" Richter emerged. He explained he was going to protect their shelter from any Bass attacks, and he thought she was the enemy.
As Angel and Richter returned to the shelter, Chopsuey started getting impatient with them. "Angel, did you get any food yet?"
"No, I was too busy almost getting killed by Richter," Angel replied angrily.
"Yeah, and I couldn't protect our perimeter with Katniss here almost shooting my head off," Richter added.
Angel gasped. "Excuse me? You were the one who shot at me first!"
"Oh yeah, the old 'self defense' excuse," Richter shot back. "Listen honey, this isn't the first time I've heard this, and it gets you nowhere. So can it or I'll do it for you."
["That trog had the nerve to tell me to shut up," Angel muttered. "He's going down now."]
Day 7, 3:43 A.M.
It was the middle of the night, and the experiments were asleep. But not Chopsuey. He decided it would be fun to steal some materials from the Bass.
He crept over to the Bass shelter as quietly as he could and was about to grab some weapons when suddenly, the TV flickered on and Chris's face appeared.
"Hey Chopsuey!" Chris yelled. "So I see you're trying to steal from the Bass!"
The Bass started to wake up, and Chopsuey became nervous and tried to run away.
Splodyhead heard Chris's announcement and was furious at Chopsuey. "Hey! What are you doing! Get back here!"
As the green experiment tried to run away, he was quickly pursued by Splodyhead, who fired several plasma balls at him. He managed to dodge them, and Splodyhead cursed as he got away safely.
["Messing with an experiment who shoots fireballs? Not the best idea," Chopsuey stated. "But hey, it was worth a shot. And thanks for giving me away Chris!"]
Meanwhile, after Chopsuey's fiasco, Yang was listening to his iPod while weeping and staring at a picture of Yin. His sobs were so loud that they easily woke up his teammates.
"Dude, really? Go to sleep!" Yaarp commanded. As he walked over to Yang, he saw that on his iPod was a playlist entitled "Songs That Remind Me of Yin". "Seriously? 'Songs That Remind Me of Yin?' Get over this or go home!"
["Yang is getting really annoying now," Yaarp complained. "I don't know why Yin getting eliminated had to set him off like this, but if he can't deal with it then it's his problem, not mine."]
Day 10 4:11 PM
Sample was rocking himself back and forth as he wondered if they would ever go back to Wawanakwa. The teams had been stranded on the island for ten days, and still no one had been rescued. He was starting to think pushing the button was the only way out.
Sample walked over to the button next to the TV and slowly reached out to press it.
"I see that Sample has decided to give up!" Chris announced.
Suddenly, Angel ran over to Sample to interrupt him. "No! Sample, you are not giving up, do you hear me?"
Sample groaned. "But I wanna go home!"
"Too freaking bad!" Angel replied. "We are winning this challenge, whether you like it or not!"
Sample started to get angry. "Oh, well I thought you were our new leader! I didn't know you were supposed to boss us around so much!"
Angel turned around, shocked. "What did you just say to me?"
Sample quickly reacted. "I said you're being bossy!"
"Oh yeah, well at least I don't have giant-ass speakers for ears!"
"And at least I don't have a butt the size of the northern hemisphere!"
"Ooh, that's it!" Angel took out an arrow and hastily fired it at Sample. He ducked and stumbled, running for his life.
"This is what you get for messing with a female experiment!" Angel yelled. She quickly fired an arrow as Sample jumped and screamed.
["Well, now I have TWO choices for who's going home: Richter or Sample," Angel stated matter-of-factly. "We better win if they don't want to miss out on a million bucks."
"Angel is one freakin' scary chick!" Sample said. "I'm surprised I made it out of that situation alive!"]
Day 12 10:27 AM
The experiments had survived twelve days on Bony Island without anyone giving up or getting rescued, and since they figured none of that was happening anytime soon, they began to succumb to one of mankind's (and alien kind's) greatest weaknesses: boredom.
"UUUUGGGH," Slugger groaned. "I'm boooored. What can we dooooo?"
"Well, we could play truth or dare," Melty suggested. "Winner gets dibs on EVERYONE's food for the day. If your victim can take your challenge, you're out."
"No way, I'm not giving away ANY secrets!" Slugger replied.
"Come on man, it'll be fun."
"Yeah, and won't it be hilarious to see other people doing embarrassing stuff?" Spooky said.
Slugger sighed. "Fine, let's play. Yang, truth or dare?"
Yang was, as usual, obsessing about Yin, and he had not even payed attention to anything anyone had said.
"Uh, oh, what? Oh, umm...what was the question?"
"Truth or dare?" Slugger asked in an aggravated tone.
"Truth," Yang replied. "I'm not doin' any of that dumb dare crap."
"Alright," Slugger contemplated a good question. "What is the grossest thing you've ever eaten?"
"Oh, have I got an interesting story for you!" Yang stated with excitement.
After a long, drawn-out story, the other Bass were spellbound.
"So you actually ATE a PUBIC HAIR?" Splodyhead questioned.
"On a potato chip," Yang bragged.
"That is sick dude," Spooky commented.
"Yeah, but I did it nonetheless," Yang replied.
"Awesome," Spooky said approvingly.
"Looks like I'm out," Slugger said, disappointed.
"Okay, Clyde! Truth or dare?" Yang asked.
"I choose a dare!" Clyde boasted. "'Cause I'm ready for anything you throw at me!"
"Okay, umm...oh! I got a good one! I dare you to go over and skip around the Gopher shelter saying 'I'm a frilly pansy' for five straight minutes!"
"Oh, no way! I'm not doing that!" Clyde insisted.
"If you don't do it, you're out," Melty persuaded, holding up his bag of food.
"Fine, then I'm out."
Since Stitch was the person to Clyde's left, he chose the next victim. "Melty, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"Okay, I dare you to let Spooky change into your worst fear for a full minute!"
"Alright, let's do it! I ain't scared of Spooky!"
["At first, I wasn't afraid at all to do this," Melty stated. "But I kept in mind that this was Spooky I was dealing with."]
"So, Spooky, what's my worst fear?" Melty asked, a little shakily.
Suddenly, the green blob-like experiment changed into a giant swarm of bees. Melty yelped. The bees started to pursue the dragon-like experiment, who was screaming like a three-year-old girl in the process.
The other experiments laughed and chuckled as Melty made a complete idiot of himself for one full minute. Since Melty had completed the challenge, Stitch was out.
"Truth or dare Kixx?" Melty asked.
"Truth," Kixx replied.
"Who is your secret celebrity crush?"
"Ooooohhh!" the other members said in unison.
"Alright, I'll tell you! It's...Nicki Minaj."
Melty burst out laughing. "Seriously man? Nicki Minaj?" He started laughing again.
"Yes, I have a crush on her," Kixx said, embarrassed.
After Melty stopped laughing, he agreed that he was out and let Kixx continue. "Yaarp, your turn."
"Okay, dare!"
"I dare you to EAT SAND!" Kixx dared.
"Uh, okay," Yaarp replied nervously. He lifted up a giant handful of sand. "Here we go!"
"Mmm, delicious, earthy sand," Kixx teased, trying to get Yaarp to quit.
Yaarp was just about to pour the sand into his mouth when he suddenly stopped. "I can't do it!"
"Okay, guess you're out," Kixx said, chuckling. Yaarp grumbled as he sat down and crossed his arms.
Eventually, after a couple more rounds, only Yang and Splodyhead remained. Yang had now eliminated Kixx AND Spooky, coming to his total of four victories, but Splodyhead had not been challenged by anyone yet. Since Splodyhead had not given a challenge yet, Yang allowed him to give the final challenge.
["Yang's actually really good at this game!" Splodyhead stated approvingly. "He's eliminated four people out of the nine members of the team! He's gonna be pretty tough to beat!"]
"Okay Yang, the moment of truth. Or dare." He started to laugh, then stopped and asked which one it would be.
"For my inevitable win, I choose a dare!" Yang bragged.
["You will soon see that I'm not only capable of bringing everyone down in the competition, but in every other situation as well!" Yang boasted.]
Splodyhead thought about it for a long while, and finally, he came up with the ultimate dare.
"Alright, how's this?" Splodyhead asked. "I dare you to smash every single one of your pictures of Yin!"
"WHAT?"
"You heard me! Prove that you can get over your Yin obsession and smash every one of your photos of her!"
"No! You can't make me do it!"
"Suit yourself. I guess I'll just have to end your undefeated streak and win the game."
Yang decided he could not give up now, especially after he had come this far undefeated. "Okay, I'll do it."
"Really?" Splodyhead asked, shocked.
"Yep," Yang said shakily, grabbing a picture of Yin from the shelter. "Here I go." Yang slowly raised the photo high into the sky, and just as he was going to win the game AND dibs on everyone else's food, something pulled at his emotions and made him refuse to do it.
"I...I can't do it!" Yang yelled, setting the picture down. He started to cry. "I'll never get over Yin, okay! Accept that, please! She was my best friend! Imagine if YOUR best friend was voted off the island. How would you feel?"
The other experiments felt for him. Clyde lost Bonnie, and Melty had lost his friend Slushy, although it was his own decision to vote him off.
"So there! You can have the win, alright! Because I can't do it!" Yang ran off into the distance, tears streaming down his face.
After a long, awkward silence, the Bass cheered for Splodyhead. He had only gotten one turn, but he had defeated the undefeated.
"YES!" Splodyhead shouted, pumping his fist into the air. "I got dibs on the food, I got dibs on the food," he bragged in a singsong voice.
["Nice job Splodyhead!" Slugger exclaimed. "I wouldn't have been brave enough to stick it to Yang like that!"
"Amazing job out there man," Melty said, giving the peace out gesture.
"That dude can have all the food he wants!" Spooky acknowledged. "He deserves it!"]
"Congrats to Splodyhead for beating Yang in truth or dare!" Chris congratulated from the TV screen. He turned to the camera. "Now let's fast forward through the days, just for the sake of shortening the show!"
Day 17 2:50 PM
"Day Seventeen and the experiments were still going at it!" Chris explained.
The camera showed an event involving Melty. He was using a rock to sharpen a stick that he was using as a spear, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a cannibal appeared. Melty screamed and ran off into the distance, leaving the cannibal alone. The cannibal shape-shifted, revealing that it was really Spooky. He laughed and high fived Felix.
Day 23 7:43 PM
Chris continued. "...and Day Twenty-Three went by without a single person being rescued!"
The scene was Splodyhead trying to build a signal fire. He was about to light several large sticks on fire with a plasma blast, but Angel came out and asked what he was doing, startling him. The blast went haywire, ricocheting off of several objects before finally hitting a tree, setting it ablaze and eventually creating a gigantic forest fire. The two experiments ran off, panicking.
Day 31 11:49 AM
"...Day Thirty-One went on without any excitement..." Chris explained.
The camera flashed to a scene where Sample was vigorously shaking Felix, who had his tongue hanging out to the side.
"Say something! Say something Felix!" Sample rasped.
"I can't," Felix slowly replied. "I got nothing left to say anymore!"
"So make up words then!" Sample commanded, still holding on to Felix.
Felix raised his clenched fists into the air, shouting. "Bleeblop bloop bleep bleep bla! Bloo blee bla!"
Day 36 9:30 PM
"...and Day Thirty-Six was also uneventful!"
Yang was watching a cloud that, in his image, looked like Yin. He had been on the island for over a month, and he was starting to get delusional.
"Yin?" Yang asked the cloud, believing it was really his girlfriend. "Yin, don't worry baby, I'm coming for you!"
The volcano experiment ran in the direction of the cloud, grabbing at the sky as if he was grabbing for Yin. "I got you, don't worry!"
The experiment was convinced he was just about to grab Yin, when suddenly, he crashed face first into a tall wooden flame lamp Splodyhead had constructed. He cringed as he hit the pole, then fell over unconscious.
"Now it's Day Forty-One, and the experiments are still going at it!" Chris explained. "Will anyone get rescued, or will the fifteen contestants become the new cast of Lost? Find out after the break!"
Day 41 6:38 PM
"Welcome back to Last Experiment Standing! It is now the forty-first day that the teams have been stuck on Bony Island. Will any of them manage to be rescued, or will someone decide it's time to give up? Let's find out right now!"
The camera shot to an image of the two teams' shelters, sitting in two different positions on the island. One of them held the team that would eventually win, and the other held the team that would lose one member following the end of the challenge. Many of the experiments were no longer able to take the stress of staying on an island for almost a month and a half, and they all longed for Camp Wawanakwa.
The Screaming Gophers decided they needed to win just to get the challenge over with, so they ended their strategy of trying to wait until a Bass player gave up and started to create a signal, just as the Bass had on the first day.
"Alright guys, let's hope this works," Angel said, exasperated from all the hard work.
The experiments waited for a ship or plane to spot their massive S.O.S. sign, but meanwhile, the Bass spied on them and decided it was time to give it their all.
"Aw, they already made a signal!" Yang said. "How cute! They'll be lucky if they just get someone to GLIMPSE it."
"I say we sabotage it!" Melty proposed.
"Yeah! And then we could make our own signal so it'll be a sure win for us!" Kixx theorized, eager to win and get off the island.
"Alright, let's get to it!" Melty said.
The Gophers started to notice that the Bass were fixing up their old signal and were angry at them.
"What a ripoff," Felix complained. "As soon as they see our shelter, they go off and make their own."
"Let's sabotage theirs so OURS gets noticed," Chopsuey suggested.
"Yeah!" Angel agreed "Alright then, Richter, you go cause an earthquake to knock their signal over, and if that doesn't work, then Sample, you blast some music so hard that they can't concentrate!"
"Uh, madam, yes, uh, madam!" Sample and Richter said awkwardly, considering Angel was DEFINITELY not a "Sir", before going off to do what Angel had commanded.
"Splodyhead, Yang, and I are gonna handle the burning and blasting," Melty explained to the Bass, "and Kixx will pummel anyone who stands in our way. Got it?
"Got it!" the Bass replied.
["Well this won't work at all," Yang explained. "The Gophers have way better strategies than us, and we've blown a few opportunities in this challenge already. We need to win this thing and we need to win it now."]
The "Bass Bombers" as they called themselves, Melty, Yang, and Splodyhead, went off to blast the other team's rescue signal to bits. They hid out in the trees, aching to destroy any hope of the other team's success. As soon as they saw a chance, they all shot lava balls, plasma balls, and blue flames at the signal. It melted easily, leaving the Gophers with mouths agape.
"Hey! Who did that?" Angel shouted into the trees. "Come on, we know you're up there! Come down here and apologize!"
As the "Bass Bombers" exchanged nervous glances, the Gophers created a plan.
"Okay guys, if you don't get down here we're just gonna have to shoot you down," Angel threatened. "Archers!"
"Ahhh!" the three red experiments screamed at once. They dropped down from the trees safely, all except for Melty, who landed flat on his face. They ran away, yelling for the Gophers not to shoot them.
"Haha, that was so great!" Richter exclaimed, giving Angel a high five.
"Oh yeah, and that did nothing anyway because you didn't even destroy the main part!" Angel teased.
"Huh?"
"That's right Bass! We're going to win, and you're going to lose."
"No! We cannot let that happen!" Yang said, panicking.
The trio ran to the location of their shelter, only to discover that it had collapsed.
"Aw, what? Our signal's destroyed too?" Yang exclaimed.
"Calm down man, it's only a signal, we can build another one—" Melty consoled.
"No! Do you not understand?" Yang interrupted. "We did NOT survive forty-one days on an island just to lose! What if a boat came right now and rescued the Gophers?"
Suddenly, the "Bass Bombers" noticed that a boat was just passing by and was starting to notice the Gophers' signal and constant shouting.
"Speak of the devil," Yang said, aggravated.
The rest of the Killer Bass quickly ran over to see what was happening, and they were disappointed by the fact that they had just witnessed their own huge failure.
"Losers!" Angel yelled as the boat left Bony Island, giving the "L" sign on her head.
The Bass stood on the island, shocked.
Another boat pulled up to the island, but this time, it held Chris.
"Killer Bass," Chris directed his attention to the team. "You have survived for over forty grueling days here on this island, only to make a fatal mistake at the last minute. And sadly, you are losing one member tonight. Meet me at the bonfire tonight after dinner. We're going back to Wawanakwa.
At the Bonfire Ceremony, tensions were extremely high. After over a month, the two teams were finally back at their old camp, and there were so many good candidates to pick from when it came to who would be eliminated.
["I was pretty much the one who failed my team this time," Yang explained. "So I just needed four more votes against someone else. Kixx seemed like a good pick, since he chose to disobey the leader right off the bat. I was lucky to have Melty agree with me on SOMETHING. Then Spooky, Slugger, and Splodyhead were a piece of cake to convince."]
"Bass, Bass, Bass," Chris said as he paced back and forth. "There are many good choices here, but which one will be going home?
"Yang. Your obsession with the loss of Yin cost your team on many occasions, PLUS you had to totally ignore your signal and lose the challenge, AND you dragged Melty and Splodyhead down with you!
"Kixx. From the very beginning you chose not to do what Melty said and made a signal that was HIGHLY unsuccessful. This ALSO cost your team on a few occasions. AND you manipulated Melty just to get laughs. That could result in some payback."
Melty shot a smirk at Kixx, who became nervous.
"And Melty. You became the new leader today, but I have to say, your leadership skills were lacking a little. The first thing you did was leave your team to fend for themselves, leading them to disobey you. You also came up with the plan that lost your team the challenge.
"Well guess what. You guys are in the bottom three tonight. So that means Splodyhead, Slugger, Yaarp, Clyde, Spooky, and Stitch, you will all get to compete in tomorrow's challenge."
Chris threw marshmallows to the six safe experiments, then returned his attention to the bottom three.
"The first marshmallow goes to...
...Melty!"
"Yes!" Melty shouted before catching the marshmallow in his mouth.
"Alright Bass, the final marshmallow goes to...
...Yang."
Yang smirked at Kixx as he grabbed his marshmallow in midair and popped it into his mouth.
"I'm sorry Kixx, but after 41 days on Bony Island, your team has decided that you're going home."
["When I say someone's going down, they go down HARD," Melty stated.]
Kixx slowly got up and walked to the Boat of Losers to join Reuben, Nosy, Cannonball, 627, Slushy, Bonnie, and Yin in the loser club.
"Well folks, that's the end of the most epic challenge ever! We're lucky no one brought home any cursed idols from the island!" Chris turned to the camera. "OR DID THEY? Nah, I'm pretty sure no one brought anything home. Anyway, will the Bass lose again tomorrow? Will the next challenge be as EPIC as this one was? And will we ever get to see a more awesome truth or dare game on this show? Find out next time on LAST! EXPERIMENT! STANDING!"
