Hi! Sorry for not updating, I went to camp. Thanks to Moonstar for your comments, I'm glad you're enjoying this! If anyone knows what you call a soccer game for third place, please tell me! I have no idea. I've decided that after this story I'll write a reality TV show about these peeps. Suggest titles! I don't own Warriors/ The Erin Hunters/ anything in this chapter except the commentators.
Thanks HHQFAndoms for your many reviews, and Mad Hat Dragon as well! I'm glad people like this story!
Third Place Game-
Dawnpaw: Hello Warriors!
Lionfoot: Are you pumped for the final?
Rainpaw: 'Cause I know I am!
Minkstorm: Um… Lionfoot… what do I say again?
Lionfoot: "This match is Shadowclan vs Thunderclan!"
Minkstorm: This match is Shadowclan vs Thunderclan!
Cheesepaw: Cheese rules!
Lionfoot: Let's stop the script, because Minkstorm and Cheesepaw don't remember anything we did for the past two hours.
Scourge: Lynxstorm has a plan for us all now!
Lynxstorm: Yup!
Dawnpaw: What is it?
Lynxstorm: Not tellin'! I already said it at the end of the last chapter!
Lionfoot: I'm getting scared…
Lynxstorm: You should be…
Rainpaw: ANYWAY, our first team… almost as smelly as Riverclan… IT'S THUNDERCLAN!
Lynxstorm: You guys thought she would say Shadowclan as the smelly group, huh? I think Thunderclan sounds smellier, plus Firestar is a Gray Stus.
(Thunderclan cats walk slowly onto the field, looking depressed)
Bluestar: Do I smell THAT bad?
Whitestorm: Yup.
Bluestar: But I use deodorant- sometimes!
Whitestorm: What are you, 21 years old? You should, Auntie!
Minkstorm: And our second team, super underrated, it's Shadowclan!
(Shadowclan comes on)
Dawnpaw: Let's remind our audience what the current standings are.
Lionfoot: Thunderclan is 0 and 3, Shadowclan is 1 and 2, Riverclan is 2 and 1, and Windclan is 3 and 0!
Lynxstorm: BTW the first number is how many wins they have, and the second is how many losses!
(All the Thunderclan cats): We are sucky. Lynxstorm is a god.
Lynxstorm: HAHAHAHA!
Minkstorm: Ok, ok, let's get started!
(Thunderclan gets to kick off, because they're Mary Sues/ Gray Stus)
Rainpaw: Honeyfern of Thunderclan kicks off!
Minkstorm: She passes to Berrynose, which is ridiculous, because he hooked up with her sister the second she died.
Honeyfern: OMG! U did Berryboy?!
Berrynose: I'm so sorry Honey!
Honeyfern: UNFORGIVEN!
Scourge: C'mon Cheesepaw, let's go hit these crazy cats with all the Erin Hunters! HHQFandoms says to!
Cheesepaw: Will you give me cheese if I do?
Scourge: Sure!
(They run onto the field)
Scourge: Cheesepaw, you can hit Honeyfern with Cherith Baldry and Victoria Holmes, and I'll hit Berrynose with Tui T. Sutherland and Kate Cary!
Cheesepaw: Ok…
Berrynose: Don't hit my Honey! AHHHHHH! Scourge you are such a bi-
Lynxstorm: Whoa, whoa, this story is K+! Language! Berrynose!
Scourge: YOU WILL DIE, BERRYNOSE! LYNXSTORM IS GOD!
Lynxstorm: Ok, maybe I shouldn't have made him say THAT much. Too late!
Dawnpaw: Can we make it halftime now so I can eat Oreos?
Lynxstorm: Yeah, yeah, sure.
Lionfoot: We're back!
Dawnpaw: An update for y'all- Berrynose is in the first aid tent, Dustpelt's taking his place as a forward, score's still 0-0, and we finished a mega pack of Double-Stuf Oreos!
Lynxstorm: Let's start the second half.
Rainpaw: Snowbird of Shadowclan kicks off, she passes to Ivytail, who dribbles up, and SCORES!
Cheesepaw: CHEESE FOREVER!
Minkstorm: Lynxstorm, I have a question.
Lynxstorm: What?
Minkstorm: Where did the Oreos come from?
Lynxstorm: My little brother, Heronstar. He was in my bedroom when I wrote the last chapter, and he likes Double Stufs.
Lionfoot: While you two were talking, Rowanberry grabbed the ball in his mouth and threw it at Scourge.
Scourge: OOOOOOWWWWWWW!
Lynxstorm: Ok, let's end the game. Thunderclan, who never scored one goal, is 4th place. And Shadowclan is 3rd.
Cheesepaw: I LIKE CHEESE!
Two chapters posted in one day! Oh yeah! After this chapter is the final, Riverclan vs Windclan, then the afterparty! I might do a Warriors All-Stars chapter as well! Comment titles for the reality TV show!
Lynxstorm
