In this chapter, Caleb decides to make the stupid decision to visit Dauntless.

Caleb: (Standing at the entrance.) So this must be Dauntless. I wonder if I'll find Beatrice.

Uriah: My dude, are you talking to yourself?

Caleb: Ahh! Where'd you come from!

Uriah: That's not important. Anyway, your Tris's pansycake brother I've heard about?

Caleb: Pansycake?

Uriah: Yep. Pansycake. Only pansycakes don't know what a pansycake is.

Caleb: Your logic scares me.

Minho: Sup Uriah.

Caleb: Ahh! Where'd you come from!?

Minho: Dude. Haven't you read chapter 6?

Caleb: Chapter 6 of what!?

Dauntless Ball: This fanfic, dummy.

Caleb: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?

Uriah: (Knocks Caleb out with one punch.)

Minho: Dude, what was that for?

Uriah: He was getting on my nerves.

Minho: (Pulls out maid costume.)

Uriah: Where'd you get that from? You know I still have that chainsaw, right?

Minho: Keep your panties on you big baby, I didn't steal this from you.

Uriah: Whatever.

Minho: He's gonna be our maid when he wakes up. If he fights back or resists, we post a pic of him on Dauntless Instagram.

Uriah: Oooh Uriah like this plan!

Minho: Good. (Smirks evily.)

Later, when Caleb woke is pansycake butt up.

Caleb: Ugh, where I am?

Uriah: Caleb, I want a bag of chips.

Minho: Caleb, I would like to try this phenomenon called Dauntless cake. Go get me some.

Caleb: Oh no, I'm not your maid!

Minho: Uh, yeah you are.

Uriah: Just look at what you're wearing.

Caleb: Tris wouldn't let you guys treat me like this!

Tris: What? Oh hey, Caleb.

Caleb: Tris, tell these two that I'm not their maid!

Tris: Hmmm. (Taps chin.) Nope. (Turns around and walks away.)

Caleb: *sigh*

My excuses for not updating: busy. And I started a new story. Go check it out if you haven't already.