In this chapter, Caleb decides to make the stupid decision to visit Dauntless.
Caleb: (Standing at the entrance.) So this must be Dauntless. I wonder if I'll find Beatrice.
Uriah: My dude, are you talking to yourself?
Caleb: Ahh! Where'd you come from!
Uriah: That's not important. Anyway, your Tris's pansycake brother I've heard about?
Caleb: Pansycake?
Uriah: Yep. Pansycake. Only pansycakes don't know what a pansycake is.
Caleb: Your logic scares me.
Minho: Sup Uriah.
Caleb: Ahh! Where'd you come from!?
Minho: Dude. Haven't you read chapter 6?
Caleb: Chapter 6 of what!?
Dauntless Ball: This fanfic, dummy.
Caleb: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!?
Uriah: (Knocks Caleb out with one punch.)
Minho: Dude, what was that for?
Uriah: He was getting on my nerves.
Minho: (Pulls out maid costume.)
Uriah: Where'd you get that from? You know I still have that chainsaw, right?
Minho: Keep your panties on you big baby, I didn't steal this from you.
Uriah: Whatever.
Minho: He's gonna be our maid when he wakes up. If he fights back or resists, we post a pic of him on Dauntless Instagram.
Uriah: Oooh Uriah like this plan!
Minho: Good. (Smirks evily.)
Later, when Caleb woke is pansycake butt up.
Caleb: Ugh, where I am?
Uriah: Caleb, I want a bag of chips.
Minho: Caleb, I would like to try this phenomenon called Dauntless cake. Go get me some.
Caleb: Oh no, I'm not your maid!
Minho: Uh, yeah you are.
Uriah: Just look at what you're wearing.
Caleb: Tris wouldn't let you guys treat me like this!
Tris: What? Oh hey, Caleb.
Caleb: Tris, tell these two that I'm not their maid!
Tris: Hmmm. (Taps chin.) Nope. (Turns around and walks away.)
Caleb: *sigh*
My excuses for not updating: busy. And I started a new story. Go check it out if you haven't already.
