LFG: Told you I'd be back soon *Winks* Anyway, thanks again to everyone that's reviewed, favourited or alerted, it means so much to me...

Damon: I blame them all.

LFG: What?

Damon: Those damn reviewers, if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be here, and i could go back to my life.

LFG: *Stakes Damon* Quit moaning.

Katherine: *Laughs* Life? You mean the thing where you drink a lot and spend your days longing after Elena?

Damon: Shut. up.

LFG: *Stakes Damon again* You shut up Damon, Katherine's a co-host and therefore has more power then you. *Smiles sweetly*

Stefan: You're getting violent again are - *Stops speaking when he's staked in the leg by LFG*

LFG: You're right, I am. I learnt that repressing my anger is a bad idea, so i'm just releasing it as it comes. Now can we PLEASE get on with the show?

*Silence*

LFG: Thankyou...First up we have Pretty-Tweety!

Pretty-Tweety: *Runs onto stage* Hiya! *Waves enthusiastically at everyone* Again, mine are more dares then questions... *Evil smile*

Damon: Oh no...

LFG: *Stakes Damon* SPEAK WHEN I TELL YOU TOO!

Pretty-Tweety: Make Stefan and Damon kiss eachother.

Stefan and Damon: WHAT! NO NO NO NO NO!

LFG: I...Like it...DO WHAT SHE SAYS!

Damon: *Thinks*

Stefan: *Still vehemiantly protesting*

Damon: *Walks up to Stefan, reluctantly kisses Stefan's forehead*

Stefan: AH! WHAT WAS THAT?

Damon: *Shrugs* I just kissed you, you do the same and it's over and done with. You know we won't get away without doing SOMETHING. At least this is kinda like a loophole...

Stefan: Oh...Okay... *Apprehensively kisses Damon's forhead*

Damon: *Wipes his forehead and sits back down smugly* Done.

Pretty-Tweety: That was disappointing...

LFG: Indeed it was...

Katherine: *Looks at Pretty-Tweety and LFG* You two have problems...

LFG: YOu think i don't know that?

Pretty-Tweety: Now i want Damon to do the strip tease dance.

Damon: That seems relatively easy, and it'll give the ladies a bit of a treat *Winks at the audience. Stands up unbuttons his shirt. Music starts playing*

Pretty-Tweety: And Elena has to watch...

Elena: Do i? Oh...Well i guess i have no choice then do i? *Watches Damon*

Stefan: *Is gonna kill someone*

Damon: *Starts dancing like he did with Vicki and eventually he's shirtless. He throws his shirt into the audience and sits down when the music abruptly stops*

Stefan: Are you not going to put another shirt on?

Damon: I see no point...

Pretty-Tweety: Yay! Now i wanna say something to Bonnie...

LFG: BONNNIIEE! Oh crap, that means she'll be here soon...I'll be back later! *Runs off just as Bonnies enters*

Bonnie: Wow whoever shouted is loud...Anyway, what d'you want?

Pretty-Tweety: *Punches Bonnie in the face* STOP FLIRTING WITH DAMON! HE'S ELENA'S! *Pushes Bonnie to the ground and kicks her in the stomach. Is suddenly flung backwards against a wall* AHHH!

Bonnie: *Stands up calmly* That was a stupid thing to do. I'm going to leave now before i hurt you. Bye. *Leaves*

Pretty-Tweety: *Gets up* That bitch is crazy...I'm going now... BYE! *Leaves*

LFG: *Slowly comes back onto stage* I heard a massive crash...What happened?

Katherine: The witch threw Pretty-Tweety across the stage and against a wall...

LFG: WHAT? *Throws several bricks at Elena*

Elena: OW! WHAT DID I DO?

LFG: She's YOUR friend. And her powers are scary so i'll take my anger out on you...Anyway...It's time to welcome first time reviewer to the stage...!

: *Walks on* Hey! Stefan, have you ever thought of therapy? You have some anger issues...

Stefan: Me? Really..ME? ANGER ISSUES? DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT THEY WERE DOING TO ME!

: You're kinda proving my point.

LFG: Stefan, i admit i have anger issues, but just because i do, doesn't mean you don't.

: Katherine, how can you be so awesome? I love you!

Katherine: Really? Oh...Thanks...

LFG: You love Katherine to? YAY!

: Damon, what was your childhood like? You cannot refuse to answer this, if you do, I will stake your face. *Smiles sweetly*

Damon: I don't doubt that you will so i guess i'll answer...My childhood? Great until my mother died. And then it wasn't so great. I was always very aware of what a disappointment to father i was...I even joined the army in an attempt to gain some approval, but i disagreed with the war and left. Much to father's annoyance. Although, by that point i'd stopped caring what he thought and decided to live my life the way i wanted. I stayed out, 'whored around' as people put and general didn't give a crap about others.

LFG: Woah...I really wanna hug you now...

Damon: Please don't.

LFG: And the moments ruined.

: That's all, thanks for answering..Oh and People...Elena clearly doesn't love Damon, she loves Stefan. I mean, C'mon! *Runs off*

LFG: I liked her up until she said that...

Elena: Thankyou! FInally someone realises the truth!

Katherine: Oh shut up Elena. No one even like you.

LFG: Well, time for more questions...Please welcome back DramaDitz!

DramaDitz: *Walks on* Hiya! I only have one question, and my intentions aren't violent... Katherine how long do you think you have on the show before they decide to pull the plug on you? Stefan, Damon and Elena are shoe-in's to stay for a very long time, but the same can't be said for you. You have this mysterious expiry date in place.

Katherine: No one will be pulling the plug on me. I will NOT die. Especially not because of Klaus. Even if it means more running, I will NOT let myself get killed so get that stupid idea out of your head.

Damon: Bit sensitive about that Kat?

Katherine: *Stakes Damon* Don't.

DramaDitz: Okay then... *Whispers to LFG* I bet her expiry date's soon...

Katherine: I CAN HEAR YOU!

DramaDitz: I guess that's my cue to leave...BYE BYE! *Runs off*

LFG: Okay then...*Shouts* Mrs-damon-darco-liono-potter!

Mrs-D: *Runs on* Hey! I wanna ask Caroline, Bonnie,
Matt,Jenna, Jeremy, Alaric, Katherine, Tyler, Elijah and Klaus a question...

LFG: That's a lot of people...CAN ALL OF THOSE JUST NAMED COME TO THE STAGE PLEASE!

*They all appear (Except Klaus) and squish onto the stage.*

LFG: I assume it's the same question so as soon as you answer you can leave...

Mrs-D: Now, all of you, are you team Delena or are you annoyingly boring, not even considered anything team Stelena.

Caroline: Team Stelena, they totally deserve eachother. Damon doesn't deserve Elena. *Leaves*

Bonnie: It's me. I hate Damon, why would i want my bestfriend to be with him? Clearly Team Stelena.

Matt: Urm...I think it could be interesting if she was with Damon? So i guess Team Delena? *Leaves*

Jenna: This is ridiculous. At the minute i don't want her with either but, if i have to choose i'd have to say Team Stelena, at least he's closer to Elena's age. In a sense anyway... *Leaves*

Jeremy: *Shrugs* It doesn't bother me...Whichever makes her happiest, and she does seem to have a lot of fun when she's with Damon, so currently I'm Team Delena. *Leaves*

Alaric: Stelena. *Leaves*

Tyler: I don't really know...She's with Stefan so things may aswell stay that way...Team Stelena. *Leaves*

Elijah: This really doesn't interest me. With Klaus and everything, Delena would just confuse everyone and mess with everyone's emotions, so at teh minute, Team Stelena.

Katherine: Clearly Team Delena as i want Stefan.

LFG: And Klaus hasn't turned up. Surprise surprise. *Speed dials Klaus* Klaus? Yes i know you have better things to do but...No...yes but...Urgh just answer please, Team Delena or Stelena? Yeah...mhmm...okay...sure...yep...bye...*Puts the phone down*

Damon: And...?

LFG: He said he's Team break the curse and doesn't give a crap about any of these mundane issues that are of no importance to him. Then he said he thinks Damon and Elena are better suited to one another. So his answer's Team Delena.

Damon: Wow... *Clearly shocked at everyone's answers*

Stefan: *Still trying not to kill someone* I CANNOT BELIEVE ANYONE EVEN SAID YOU!

LFG: *Stakes Stefan. A LOT.* Seriously STFU! No one CARES!

Mrs-D: I want Stefan and Damon to fight aswell, seen as though we were robbed of it in the last episode...

Stefan and Damon: *Too busy glaring at one another to hear what she said*

LFG: *To Mrs-D* You may just get a repeat of that scene...Except i'll make sure Elena doesn't interrupt it...

Damon: C'mon brother, they clearly said me because I'm better suited to her. I could make her my princess of darkness.

Stefan: No. You couldn't Damon because she DOESN'T LOVE YOU!

Damon: Wanna bet? *Smirk*

*Stefan punches Damon which sends him flying into a wall. Damon lunges back at Stefan and throws him into the audience. Stefan returns and stakes Damon in the leg. A similar pattern continues*

LFG: DAMON! DAMON! DAMON! DAMON!

Katherine: STAKE HIM IN THE EYE! LIGHT HIM ON FIRE!

Elena: STOP FIGHTING PLEASE!

LFG, Katherine and Mrs-D: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

*This continues for a while until both Stefan and Damon are extremely bloodied up.*

Damon: Give it up brother you're never going to win.

Stefan: Y'know what, I don't have time for your childish games. *Runs off at vampire speed*

Damon: *Laughs the sadistic laugh he does sometimes* I guess i win.

LFG: Wow...That was an aweomse fight...

Elena: *Runs off after Stefan*

Mrs-D: I'm satisfied, Oh and on a side note Damon, i love you and i'm O positive, thought I'd let ya know! *Runs off*

Damon: *Stares after her. After a few minutes follows in her direction*

LFG: DAMON! Awhh crap. Well that's the end because now i have to go stop Damon from killing Mrs-D, As i said before, the updates will be less frequent from now on but all questions will eventually be answered despite this. Hope to see you all again soon!