"You didn't bring alot of clothes,Sasuke." Naruto studied the gym bag with a dry smile. Sasuke smirked and threw the bag over his shoulder. He looked down at his shirt and made sure it all buttoned up so Naruto couldn't be tempted to do anything stupid.
It wasn't that he was worried about Naruto's virginity or whatever, but he was worried he wouldn't be able to resist if Naruto decided to make his move. Then, they wouldn't be able to hold the no touchie rule. He had ditched his spandex (threw it in the trash ,actually) and changed into light black cargos had cleaned Kiba and gave him a change of clothes, but he still needed a bath. He smelled like grape jelly and flour and for some reason the scents blended and he just smelled odd.
"Maybe if you're lucky, I'll have to walk around naked." Sasuke joked as he walked into the reception room. Kiba grabbed his nii-chan's hand and tagged along with his puppy in his arms. Naruto rolled two luggages behind him and easily kept up with Sasuke's long strides despite his burdens.
"Trust me, Sasuke, I can be very, very lucky when I play my cards right." Naruto slid right beside him with a dazzling smile. Sasuke's eyes immediately focused on his lips, but he quickly turned his face away from Naruto's view. Damn, he hated it when Naruto made him feel all girly inside.
"D-Dont be so cocky."Sasuke didn't catch Neji standing in corner near the elevators. Instead, he continued his way to the front desk and swooped Kiba in his arms on to his shoulders. The little one shrieked in glee and waved from the top to anyone standing around them. People pointed, laughed and wondered who was the father of the adorable little chibi.
Naruto slid right to the desk and into the arms of another blond woman standing behind the counter. Her boobs were suffocating..."Mmmfm... Nice to... see you too, Bacchan.." Tsunade released him and stood back a little wobbly in her legs. Her cheeks were flushed and she seemed to have a happy kind of sloppy grin on her face.
"Uh... is she drunk?" Sasuke came up behind Naruto and tugged on his shirt. Kiba goggeled at the lady, his eyes like gigantic saucers. Naruto grinned.
"Well, she was probably celebrating for my arrival..."
"She was." a woman's voice said behind them. Sasuke turned around to meet a black haired woman with an easygoing smile and a pig in her arms. Sasuke's stared the small pink pig, wondering how in the world she was even allowed to keep such a thing here. Naruto cut through his thoughts with a quiet chuckle."She also won the poker game for the first time this year." The woman laughed. "It was quite the riot."
"I can only imagine, Shinzune." Naruto parked his luggages to the side and gave her a one armed hug and pat the pig on the head. "That's the grandmother I know. She wouldn't be if she was sober for once in her life."
"Dahling, I haven't seen yoooouuu...." Tsunade swayed dangerously behind the counter, her eyelids drooping. "Youuuuu grown so much...Nyahaha..." She rested her head on the counter with her arms stretched along the marble. Her glassy eyes fixated on Sasuke's face. "Oooo is that your girlfriend.... She's weaaallly pwetty..." She cackled some more before all 4 spectators saw her eyes close and she began to snore, half standing at the counter.
"She's got boobies..." said Kiba in an awed voice."I didn't know they could get that big."
Sasuke jerked the boy on top of his shoulders. "Shush, Kiba, and quit pointing. That is actually kind of rude."
"But they're huge!" the little one persisted. He bounced about on Sasuke's shoulder and the raven could have sworn that his bone creaked uneasily. "I'm glad I don't have boobies, they must get in the way of everything." Sasuke grimaced, thinking of how a guy has that thing in between their legs that is easy pickings for a bruising. Why in the world did all the movies say to kick the guy there so you can get away? Obviously, its a sensitive area and it definitely gets in the way. In his opinion, guys had it worse.
"Don't worry about her,Naruto. I'll have her escorted to her room, and I'll tell her you're here when she wakes up. She should be able to see you all tomorrow." She gave a curious glance towards Sasuke and smiled. "You a friend of his?"
Sasuke looked at Naruto for the usual answer, but Naruto kept his mouth shut tight with a small smile. He wanted to the raven to admit the relationship himself. Jerk. Sasuke looked around distracted. "Um, I'm his uh... boyfriend." he said barely above a whisper. Shizune blinked at Sasuke, then Naruto as if someone was kidding.
"R-Really?"
"Yea-"
"No, that's not right!" Everyone looked up at the boy on top of Sasuke's shoulders. Kiba waved his arms in the air and wagged his head side to side. "Nii-chan is married to Daddy. He's gonna be my new mommy and I'm gonna be the flower girl." This kid doesn't understand the word, gender. Sasuke thought while a smile ghosted his features. I wonder who's fault that is. He glanced at Naruto who was luaghing his head off.
"And why didn't I get the invite,Naruto?" Shizune laughed along side him, getting over her shock. "And you are Uchiha,Sasuke?"
"Yes." Sasuke shifted his gym bag higher on his shoulder and held out a hand."How did you..."
"Oh, Tsunade sent a flower vase upstairs and your name is on it. Goodness," Shizune put her hand to her cheek in shocked fashion. "I didn't realize you were so good looking." She turned to Naruto. "Keep a good look out for this one,Naruto. We have a lot more women staying this year and one might have enough courage to spirit your precious one away."
"Heh. Bring it." Naruto sickered, but yawned. "Man, I need to take a nap."
"But Daddy, I want to explore." Kiba called from Sasuke's shoulders. He took fistfuls of the raven's hair and tugged on them. "I'm not sleepy!" He bounced around some more for emphasis. "Can nii-chan and me explore?"Naruto frowned. "Pllleasssse Daddy?"
"Well, I was hoping Sasuke would sleep with me,Kiba." Naruto glanced around, almost nervously while a slight blush carressed his neck.
"HAH!?" Sasuke exploded, his face red. He pointed a finger at Naruto. "Y-YOU A-AND M-ME DO WHAT NOW!?"
Naruto pursed his lips and fidgeted like a little kid waiting for a reprimand for stealing a cookie while his teacher wasn't looking. To be perfectly honest, he looked downright adorable with his blue eyes looking all watery and puppy eyed. "What's wrong with just sleeping...Man, just forget it, Sasuke." He didn't say it unkindly, but the hurt was still there in his voice. He smiled, failing somewhat, only making it halfway there. "You two have fun now. I do have some work to do anyways."
"W-well, I didn't mean-" Sasuke stuttered around for words. "W-What I mean to s-say is I-"
"Okie Dokie, Buh-bye Daddy."
"Bye,Kiba. Just go straight to the restaurant when you're hungry and go to the front desk and they will escort you to the room. "
"W-Wait, Naruto-san-"
"Oh, that reminds me. Let me take your stuff ,Sasuke. You already have enough luggage as it is." He joked and pointed towards Kiba. Sasuke stuttered for something to say as Naruto peeled off his gym bag and threw it over his shoulder. "Go on, Sasuke." He gently nudged the raven into the other direction and walked toward the elevators. Laterz."
"B-But-"
"Come on, Nii-chan, let's go."
"Hey you, how long are you going to keep following me without saying anything."
Neji came to a stop behind the corner, several feet away. The hell... how did he- Neji shook his head side to side, aggravated and annoyed. He loosened his tie around his neck and stepped forward into the godforsaked light. God, he felt like he was up against some kind of delinquit lord or something, but this man was a big softy... but he was rather mysterious, not telling all, but enough to satisfy others.
"Yo. Naruto-san, is it?"
Naruto allowed a cold snicker to rip through the hallway. He half turned and his face behind him, his eyes icy and dagger like. His face contorted into a sneer, but it only made him seem more attractive in a dark way. "Only Sasuke can call me that. Just call me Kyuubi."
"Kyuubi."Neji tasted the word on his lips. "What's that, an alias?" He fought to keep his cool down and not look apprehensive. The atmosphere was almost haunting as an unexpecting chill ran up his body.
"Heh. Maybe, maybe not. It isn't any of your concern." Naruto fiddled around with the door without taking out his card and the door swung open eerily without a sound. "So you work here, Neji Hyuuga."
Oh god. Neji can feel his arousal deep within his pants. This is ridiculous. All he has to do is say his name and I.... Neji shivered and inched closer to the corner to hide his shame. His voice is just so... enticing. "Y-Yeah, what of it." He really should have just turned around and ran, but there was something admirably interesting about the blond. "Sasuke and your son is here too."
"Indeed. I would like to hear that you to would get along if you gentleman run into each other." Naruto added quietly. "Or else."
"S-Sure... it's not like I hate the guy."
"Do you still have feelings for him?"
Neji's eyes snapped up from the ground and he froze, his eyes wide and unsure. "W-What gives you that idea?" He fidgeted while Naruto uncaringly threw the luggages in the room. Each one landing with a loud thunk. For some reason, it was rather unnerving in the empty hallway. "I broke up with him remember?"
"True." THUNK. "But I do believe that..."Thunk. "You just were ashamed by being a virgin before you did it with Sasuke. I bet you were planning to get back with him and apoligize on your hands on knees. Too bad I was thrown into the mixture. Your recipe isn't going to work out properly with a few extra ingredients." Thunk.
Neji stared. "I was going to-"
"If he wants to get back with you, its fine with me." Naruto cut in as his voice dropped to a low,seething tone. "Just don't make him cry again."
Neji stood his ground. A mix of emotions swam in and out of his vision. He's actually telling me... that I can take Sasuke back? Is that even ethical? "Why are you telling me this?" Naruto didn't answer for several moments. He suddenly began to laugh, breaking the ice completely.
"Haha. I guess I let the worst get the best of me." His blue eyes sparkled as he finally turned his whole body to Neji. He realxed his body and grinned like schoolboy. "Excuse me Neji, I have to work to do, pardon me." Naruto walked into the room and gently shut the door, not before giving a cheerful wave.
"Who the hell is that guy?"
Me: SQUUU~
Sasu: ....
Riku: ....
Sora and Naru: Um...
Me: 0.o Um... why is kingdom hearts here?
Kiba: How the hell.... Mako were you watching SoRiku vids on youtube again?
Me: ~fidgets~
Kiba: Mako....
Yami: Yep, she's guilty alright..
Sasu: WHY THE HELL HER MIND CAN'T SUSTAIN ALL OF US!
Yami: . You should just shut up and go play with your ninjutsu or whatever you ninja do.
Sasu: Why don't you just shut up and play your little card game while wearing a cloth like some frekain Tarzan Your Highness.
Yami: Hey, at least I didn't go with the pedophile trying to find more power.
Sasu: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Yami: And at least I didn't wear a gay looking outfit with a weird purple bow.
Sasu: W-WELL YOUR OUTIFT IS WEIRD TOO!
Yami: Black and Dark blue leather is in.
Me: um... I do think that outift in Shippoden is gat looking Sasuke... and gay not in a good way.
Sasu: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!
Me: I WOULD BE ON YOURS IF YOU JUST QUIT SHOUTING TO THE BLOODY SKY! YOU'RE GIVING ME A MIGRAIN!
Kiba: ~sighs~ anyway ppl, thanx for reading and whatnot, plz review and we all give our love.... well not in Sasuke's case. Sora, Riku. Lemme me show you around the mind/ gay harem of Mako.
Riku: ....Do we get to share a room.
Kiba: Oh boy... Mako's gonna have a riot... but yeah. You two get to share a room.
Riku: Sweet.
