Limit

A/N: The coat is for after he can't shield anymore. I really, really hope that the vampire smells in the coat would overpower his (that's a good theory since everything about a vampire overpowers humans). If I may quote my A.N the previous days: I'm so afraid to disappoint readers. IM A NON SHIPPER, and so is this story but if I had to choose EDWARD! (Since I think if you put Artemis and trouble together you'll end up with an Edward Cullen, though by then he would be perfect for me not holly or Minerva) Minerva won't be someone you'll see in this Fic, unless you want her...???. I would not want to disappoint my readers that I know very well have vary opinions (I have two reviewers I often mistake with each other: HT4eva and AF4eva, how whack right?) that could lead into violations of Netiquette. Aside from this two shipping sides, I am making sure to have zero romance with the major characters in this Fic. Trouble is a major character, mind you. So when I said "EDWARD!" It doesn't mean this is going to be Holly and Edward! BTW, I am going to finish all my fan fictions (minus TLOAST), I assure you. I know I lack the time to update (I barely have time for TV) but I had an inspiration again. Summer break here but still hectic. No internet so I'm typing. Going to upload ASAP

Police Plaza

"So, while I would be gone, I'm making Vein Commander-in-charge and I am putting Holly in charge of the massacre. Holly, I mean Captain Short, your priority is Tara and the safety of the People. Any questions? " Trouble sighed as his little brother's hand shot up.

"Why do you have to go personally Trubs?"

"Because, if the best, most experience officer didn't go, it's only a matter of time until there would be no People for LEP to protect. Plus, Thea only agreed if I would come. Any more sensible questions?" Trouble buried his face in his hands as 12 hands came up.

"That's it! No more questions!" He stormed out the door and hurried to the shuttle port.

`Line`

Forks, WA

Trouble and Thea walked, shielded, across the long road which according to Thea, lead to the people they were going to see. Eventually, a glass house came into Trouble's vision. It looked like something out of a fairy tale. A big glass house in the middle of paradise. You can hear the birds singing and a river rushing near by.

Thea stepped into the porch but she didn't make an inch to knock. After several minutes of Trouble waiting, he finally asked Thea.

"Why don't you-"The door opened and inch. Wow, not only fairy tales but also horror movies.

Trouble stepped inside after Thea.

"It's you!" The poised lady from the school said.

'Line'

Volterra

Artemis walked as fluidly and as imperceptible as possible, until he bumped Lara, a vampire who could detect lies, though unlike Maggie from the Irish Coven, she had to touch the person.

"Marco! There you are. The Cullen with raven hair escaped. Let's go." When Artemis didn't answer, Lara whispered, "It's him."

20 vampires surrounded him at once. The next thing he knew he was waking up seated on a chair.

"Master," Lara said, flipping her curly locks "I just got home. It was chaotic when I reached the west wing. When I asked Jane what was wrong she said nothing, which was obviously a lie. I bumped into who I thought was Marco. It was him."

"Well good thing you got here. This boy keeps on insisting he's Artemis Fowl II!" A familiar, perfect voice said. This was followed by flawless laughter that echoed to his ears.

"Nonsense master! I was surveying the Fowls for 2 years! Artemis Fowl is dead! He's gone! Disappeared."

"He's awake. Now he can stop lying." Marcus said, and then he faced Artemis.

"Tell me boy, who are you?"

Artemis didn't bother to answer anymore, that is until after he blinked. The female slammed Artemis to the wall and hoisted him up, squeezing his neck.

"Ar-artemis Fowl." He managed to say. Lara put her down. He took a deep breath.

"He's telling the truth. Is it possible that-"Lara was cut of by Heidi.

"Master, we got one of them from Ireland Tara."

Artemis found himself inside his old prison, pretty angrier than he was before.

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E7 shuttle port, Tara, Ireland

Who is this Thea? Holly thought, not really paying attention to Captain Meyers and his report of the Tara fatalities. Maybe she's Trouble's girlfriend or something. She seemed very important to him. And then: Captain Meyers should really pluck some nose hair. There's even a booger hanging from one.

"…and 1 suspect in custody." Captain Meyers finished with a deep intake of mucus from his nose. "Captain Short, are you feeling quite alright?" Meyers waved a hand in front of Holly, which didn't avert her stare from his nose.

"Oh are you done? So maybe we could start by restricting tourism above ground here in Tara. Maybe its an epidemic spreading in the Pixie district. It would make things a lot better if we have one infected pixie in custody." Holly said, shaking out her daydreams.

"Ma'am, we do have one in custody. I mentioned it in my report…?" The captain said, silently criticizing the crazy girlie captain for not listening. Typical females, Meyer thought, for all I know all that's going on in that female's head is how handsome I am.

"Oh, sorry. I missed that. Let's see the criminal shall we? Lead the way, Meyers." The two captains rose and headed towards the door, when a Lieutenant barged into the shuttle port office.

"Ma'am, there's a human thingy that barged into E7 sector 43A. It seems to be following the scent of the pixie killer in the cells. Civilians cleared out and are being rushed back to Haven. The situation is out of control. And tell my wife and kids I love them!" Then he disappeared as he said the bravado-filled parting sentence. It was all so James Bond-ish and unnecessary that Holly could roll her eyes. Men.

Short and Meyers went out of the office and rushed to the waiting room, dodging rows of baggage and chairs. Holly's eyes widened as she saw the beautiful, destructive creature throwing everything that's in his way towards the LEP officers who struggled to lock him down. She thought she seen it all (after all, she did kiss a mud boy, her thumb did got sliced in Russia and she was accused of murdering her own commander) but she never seen anything more magnificent and fearsome at the same time. It was like battling a part troll, part Artemis Fowl, part Trouble Kelp, and part Butler thing.

Then what seemed like a millisecond, the creature was in front of her, gripping her in his strong arms…

And they were gone.

This is the slowest update EVER! Hope you still like it.