Episode 9: Rosalina


Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars…

Rosalina is seen on stage holding her hands together and giving a small smile.

Rosalina…

She's old…

Rosalina gave a slight chuckle. "Well, that goes without saying, but considering the comet I travel on arrives on this planet every one hundred years, I suppose one may suspect my age"

And it shows!

Rosalina frowned at this. "While I may have been around for some time, that does not mean that time has changed my physical features"

Rosalina…

Doesn't know how to cook…

"I must say that statement is false" Rosalina calmly disagreed. "I am actually very talented at culinary, as I must be aware of this kind of knowledge for I have many children"

Rosalina…

Is so ancient that she knows nothing about technology…

Rosalina sighed. "Again with my age? I would've thought you could've come up with more original material. And I happen to know quite a bit about modern technology, thank you"

Rosalina…

Refers to her children as lumas because can't remember any of their names…

A bit more frustrated, Rosalina gave a stern look on her face. "I ask of you to keep my family out of this charade and I happen to know and remember each and every one of my children's names from the the back of my mind"

Rosalina…

Secretly sold the power stars to Bowser…

"Excuse me?"

Then betrayed him to help Mario to make herself look good…

"I would never do such a terrible act like that, especially if it meant endangering my own family for my own selfish needs" the space princess calmly argued. "I refuse to stand here and let you ruin my good image"

Now you know…

Rosalina…

"I cannot say they do"

I can! I'm just a voice and there is nothing you can do to stop me…

Rosalina just sighed in frustration. "It was a mistake to participate in this…"

The princess the levitated of the stage slowly and left.


I felt a little bad for writing this as personally I think that Rosalina is a great character with an amazing and dramatic backstory and a likable personality. However, any Mario fan reading this knew she'd be up on stage sooner or later. Anyways, read and review and stay OUT OF THIS WORLD! Peace!