I do not own harry potter
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You see when I wake up in the mornings I have thoughts like these…it's to friggin early to wake up! Wait…where am I? Oh that's right I'm in bed! Wait… this is a mat…WHY AM I ON A MAT! OH MY GOD IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED! Okay calm down...IM GONNA DIE! Oh wait… Oh that's right….
Epic flashback
"Honey duke's sweet shop is brilliant! But nothing beats zonko's joke shop! Although we didn't get to see the shrieking shack…you heard it's the most…" Ron had said this at least a dozen times, my god man!
Harry cut him off "haunted building in Brittan…"
"You said that like…" I checked the tallies I had written on my arm with a pen "12 times already" I drew in another tally
"You were keeping track?" Ron asked with a voice that seemed accusing in my world
"Yes…as you can see I'm trying to get my point across" I said simply waving my hand in the air.
"Whatever…what did you guys do the whole time?" Ron asked
"We just walked around and talked…" I replied wondering what would get the ink off my arm.
"You were probably snogging…" Ron mumbled
I put on a sour face "okay just because you mumble something doesn't mean I don't hear you and also I highly doubt me and harry would ever want snogg with me. Right Harry?" instead of being my backup harry just dozed off and was just looking at my face…I think I popped that zit… "Harry!" I clapped in his face
"oh…right yea we would never snogg…" he gave a gentle laugh and looked away.
"Oh honestly Ron! Alyson and Harry haven't even known each other that long!" Hermione interjected.
Suddenly there was a big traffic jam in the staircase "what's going on?" Harry whispered in my ear
"I highly doubt me of all people would know this…" I whispered back, he smiled at my exaggeration
"Neville probably forgot the password again…" Ron suggested
"Hey!" oops it's either Neville or someone who sounds a lot like Neville…oh I hope it's someone who sounds a lot like Neville. I turned around. Darn it is him.
"Oh there you are!" Ron said stupidly trying to cover it up
"Excuse me excuse me! I'm HEAD BOY!" said the prefect…omg how rude! He's just pushing people out of the way!
"Get back all of you…" the prefect ordered everyone in a stern voice "no one is to enter this dormitory until it has been searched!" wow… something bad must have happened
Ginny came out of the haze of people with huge eyes and breathing really heavily "Ginny what's going on?" I asked putting a hand on her shoulder
"The fat lady she's gone!" sure enough the people cleared a pathway enough so I could see the painting. Several rips were made in the canvas revealing the back of the painting like a knife that had slashed flesh…it gave me an Eire feeling…plus goose bumps.
"Serves her right she was a terrible singer" oh my god Ron did not just say that! I hit him on the arm
"Ow!" he exclaimed holding the place where I hit him
"It's not funny Ron!" Hermione scolded. The paintings were in distress, babies cried, people screamed in terror, and ran around into other paintings.
"Keep calm everyone! Break into fours back to you common rooms" okay sure stay calm and go back to your common rooms we'll gat right on it…wait a minute oh yea! The common room it on the other side of the painting!
"Out of my way!" oh great its filch! Oops! Some of my sarcasm landed on the floor.
"The head masters here!"
"Come on move!" I was still a daze from the painting I didn't hear. Harry back pushed me out of the way by backing into me causing my backside to be pressed against the railing by his back.
"Harry?" I asked awkwardly
"Yes?"
"I can't breathe"
"Oh sorry." He released me
Dumbledore slowly walked up to the painting and ran his hand across one of the rips. Oh my god Don't touch it could be cursed or something! And flitch seemed to be looking to god for answers because he was just looking up.
"!" Dumbledore called "round up the ghosts! Tell them to search every painting in the castle to find the fat lady."
"There's no need for ghosts professor…The fat ladies there" flitch said pointing his finger up with the lantern in his hand…wait what's with the lantern? It's not dark!
Then suddenly a stampede of people started rushing up the stairs "hey watch where your going I'm head boy" ha-ha no ones listening to the prefect. Ouch! Someone stepped on my foot!
Finally everyone stopped shoving when Dumbledore got to the fat lady. "Dear lady…" Dumbledore said trying to comfort the scared fat lady "who did this to you?"
"Eyes like the devil!" she said with her voice shaking "and a soul as dark as his name…" hmmm devil eyes…dark soul…dark name… oh I know its snape! Ha ive figured it out Watson! "It's him headmaster the one they all talk about he's in the castle serious black!" she gave out a strange cry and hid behind the pig.
My heart sunk…my father did this? How could someone almost kill an innocent person lake that? Oh my god…what if he's looking for me?
Then I fainted
Okay people ther you go what doya wanna see romance, fluff, drama, damsel in distress, gore, bricks, all of the above I want reviews or else I wont update!
