In the evening, Cas and Dean headed to a nightclub called Trifecta. They were there to meet up with Charlie and Sam. "So what happened with you and Abbadon?" Cas asked his boyfriend.
"It's a long story," Dean explains to him. "It was a year ago. We met when Chuck and Bela were still dating. Her real name was Josie. She missed her friends in Colorado and I found out that she was sleeping with this guy. Next thing I know…she dumped my ass."
"I'm sorry about that." Cas apologizes.
"Hey, don't be sorry. I'm with you now and I'm happy with you. That's all that matters. I don't care about Abbadon or any of your ex-boyfriends—"
"Exes." Cas corrects him again.
They found Sam and Charlie at a table. "Well Sam and I are on good terms," Charlie informs them.
"Even though you slept with my ex-girlfriend," Sam added. "I still forgive you, Charlie. How are you, Castiel?"
Cas clears his throat. "Dean and I ran into Abbadon today," he answers him.
Sam's eyes widen. "Abbadon? Dean's ex?"
"Yes, her." Dean tells his brother. "Also, I'm the target of the League of Evil Exes."
"The league of what?" Sam questions him. "What the hell are you talking about?"
"My exes are coming to kill Dean and control the future of my love life." Castiel explains to him.
Sam nods his head and takes a shot of whiskey. "Well that's a first for me. Anybody else?"
"Me," Charlie says.
"Cas, I just wanna know how the hell you ended up dated those kind of people." Dean hesitantly says to him. "Your ex-boyfriends—"
Once again Cas corrects him, "Exes."
Dean shook his head. "Why do you keep saying that? Is it because it's more catchy or something?"
"I didn't tell you this, Dean. One of them wasn't my boyfriend."
"That's doesn't make any sense at all, Cas. If one of them wasn't your boyfriend, then what were they?"
Before Castiel could answer, an strong force slams Dean's face onto the glass table and threw his body on the floor. He looks up to find the same woman he encountered earlier.
"Meg?" Cas said her name recognizing her.
"Hello, Castiel," she grins. "Missed me much?"
"I haven't seen you in three years after I dumped you. Does it look like I missed you?"
Dean get up and looks up at her boyfriend. "Wait," he interrupts. "You know this girl?"
"Oh, honey, does he know me," she sneered. "Clarence, you didn't tell him about me, did you?"
"What is she talking about?" Dean asked him. He had a feeling in the pit of his stomach that he knew the answer.
Cas clear his throat and answered, "Like I said…one of them wasn't my boyfriend."
It took Dean a moment to realize the answer. Finally, he blurts out, "You and her? She's your ex?"
"It was just a phase," Cas informed him.
"Just a phase?" Meg grumbled through her clenched teeth.
They completely ignored her and continued talking. "I thought you were gay," Dean said.
"I am." Castiel argues with him.
"You didn't seem that gay when I met you." Meg crosses her arms.
"It meant nothing, Dean. I didn't even think that it would count. It was college. Everybody was experimenting."
"It meant nothing?" Meg grunted. "What the hell, Castiel?!"
Cas turns to his boyfriend and proclaims, "I was just a little bi-curious." His last sentence finally sets Meg off.
"Well, honey…" She pops her knuckles. "…I'm a little bi-furious!" Meg leaps into the air and spins up to kick her leg up aiming at Dean's face. As time slows down in his mind, Dean blocks his face. When he thought Meg was going to touch him, she didn't.
Unexpectedly, Dean found Castiel shielding him from Meg. He grabs her foot in the air and throws her back. Meg flips back onto a crouch position. "Do that again and I will end you," Cas warns her.
"Back off, Castiel," she snarls at him. As she stands back up, Meg pulls out a long whip made out of metal spikes. "If Lucifer can't have you, nobody can! The League have spoken!"
Instead of Dean fighting, Cas takes his place and pulls out a giant sword from his coat. "Well Lucifer better get pretentious ass over here because I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North!" He bawls at her.
Meg charges at him swinging her whip at him, but Cas blocks the whip with his sword. Everybody watches the former lovers fight. "Is this really happening?" Dean asked.
"Yes, it is," Sam answered him. "To be honest, your boyfriend is pretty badass."
As Meg continuously swings her whip, Cas shields himself with his sword. Meg attempts to swat him at his feet, but Cas does a backflip in the air. He elegantly land his feet and looks up at Meg. "Strike one," he calls out.
"I'll send you back to Lucifer in a thousand pieces," Meg snarls. "Oh, how I would love to cut off those pretty little lips of yours, Clarence!" Once again she swung his whip only to have it wrap around Castiel's sword.
They began to pull and go into a tug of war. "Strike two!" Cas bellows. Finally, Cas yanks his sword above his head pulling Meg and her whip along with it. She flies above Cas and falls onto a glass table breaking it. Both of them release their weapons. "I'd rather die than go back to his world of misery," Cas tells her. "He's a creep, you're a bitch, and you'll be sorry once I'm done with you."
His ex-girlfriend hops onto her feet and sniggers, "Too bad, Castiel. This is a league game."
"Meaning?" Cas demanded.
"Meaning that you can fight us all you want, but your precious Dean must defeat me with his own fists!" Meg yells at him.
Cas turns to his boyfriend and says, "You have to defeat her now."
"I can't hit her." Dean lies. "She's a girl!"
"You don't have a choice, Dean. You have to!" Dean caught the sight of Meg running towards Cas from behind. Before she could go near Cas, Dean pushes him out of the way and thrashes his fist at Meg.
She totters back caressing her face. "You son of bitch!"
Dean turns back to Cas and grins, "Holy shit! I punched a woman!"
Before he knew it, Cas threw his right arm over to Dean's back and his left arm on Dean's stomach. Cas flips his boyfriend the back of him and Dean's feet hit Meg in the face.
At last, Dean tugged onto Cas's shirt and side of his jeans and swung him towards Meg. As Dean hung onto him, Cas kicks his feet at his ex-girlfriend with all his strength and might. When his feet hit her, Meg flies across the room. Once Dean places Cas back on his feet, Meg disappears.
"Lazy ass!" Meg shouts. She reappears between them and kicks them both away from each other. Both Dean and Cas fall on the floor.
Meg looks down at Dean and lifts up her leg. "Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!" She howls.
Time slows down in Dean's mind. He looks at Cas who was in the floor as well. "Her weakness is the back of her knee!" Cas shouts.
"How does that work?" Dean asked. Meg begins to throw her leg down.
"Whenever I made out with her, I-I would always—" Cas tries to explain.
Dean cuts him off. "Okay!" He lifts up his arm and pokes her in the back of the knee.
Suddenly, Meg stops and falls to the ground. "You'll be able to…do this…to him!" Meg moans with all her might. Finally, she bursts into hundreds of coins.
When Dean catches his breath, he gasps, "Strike three! You're out, bitch!"
Meg's Numerology
• Her name is a three-letter word
• Meg and Castiel's past relationship is represented by their chromosomes (XXXY) which has three X's.
• Cas claims that he hasn't seen Meg in three years.
• Cas swings his sword at her three times.
• They fought at a club called Trifecta
• Meg teleports three times when she first encountered Dean.
•Cas corrects Dean three times as he keep saying "ex-boyfriends" instead of "exes."
