Sweet Bella,
I love the picture you sent me. Jester is a very cute dog but in all honesty I have a hard time taking my eyes off of you. However Jester seems like he would fit in perfectly around here.
After very little urging we convinced Jasper to join us in a prank. There is an orphanage not far from our camp and due to some bombing and gun fire they were forced to come stay with us until the fighting was over. Everyone had to share tents with the kids and the staff. While they were here we all discovered that Corporal Michael Newton sleeps with a teddy bear. One of the orphans found it funny to steal the bear which is how we discovered this.
After the kids were gone Emmett snuck into his tent and stole the bear then Jasper and I hung it up on the flag pole. He looked all around the camp looking for it but refused to tell anyone what it was that he had lost. After two days of tearing the camp apart he finally admitted to the camp what he was looking for and we told him where he could find it. He was happy to have his bear back but unfortunately for Jasper and Emmett Alice and Rosalie didn't think our prank was funny and they are refusing to talk to the guys. Since I don't have a girl here that's pissed at me they took my pictures of you are won't give them back until their girls talk to them again. Needless to say we are working on a plan to charm them.
Other than the prank it has been pretty quiet around here. Not too many casualties have passed through here due to the weather those that did come here were minor incidents. It started raining a few days after the prank and hasn't let up since. I swear we may have to move our camp to higher ground. I can't complain too much about the rain because before it started we were in a drought and were given rations for showers and drinking water. It got so bad that we actually ran out of water for two days and we had to use canned milk instead of water to cook with. This made our moonshine productions come to a halt. Emmett got grouchy when he had to cut back on his drinking but it was a necessity if we were to have any alcohol left.
Before your last letter arrived I went to Tokyo for a meeting and while I was there I picked up this wooden doll for you. I'm not sure if you will like it but when I saw it I thought of you. When I showed it to Alice, before they were mad at us, she said you would love it so here I am going out on a limb. I hope you like it.
Your friend,
Captain Edward Masen
