Computer Apocalypse

Chapter Nine: Day 8

Tails

'I need to become more famous than Sonic… I would make a sex video with Cream, but that's illegal for 14 year olds and 12 year olds to put that kind of action on the internet. Maybe I should start a crappy pop rock emo band like New Found Glory? Nah, I can't sing or play guitar, and I bet we would suck more than Fall out Boy... Ew... Become an actor? Nah, I don't want any STDs yet... Maybe I should just fight him… YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KICK HIS ASS!!!!!' Tails thought. Tails walked down to the lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes bu- Nah, he's just going to the Station Square Warehouse.

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"Holy crap! Big! What happened to you?" Tails asked as he walked in. Big was literally as skinny as Ghandi. Big just collapsed right on the spot, gasping for air, like a fish out of water.

"WATER!!" Big begged while pointing his hand to the light.

"He'll be fine. I bet Big is just trying to get attention... Like all emo kids do..." Sonic said. Sonic looked over at Shadow, who had a camera, a video recorder, and a Panic! At the Disco/Fall Out Boy CD, and was staring at Sonic and Amy constantly.

"Come on, Sonic, pop her trunk, pop her trunk, pop her tru-" Shadow was interrupted.

"Shadow! Shut the hell up already! I'm not going to do her in public!" Sonic yelled.

"You're not? Aww man…" Amy said sadly.

"PLEASE HELP ME!" Big cried.

"Shadow, how do you masturbate if you have nothing to touch?" asked Knuckles. Everybody's eyes widened at the sick thought.

"You shall learn in time my dear friend…" Shadow said, while placing his hand on Knuckles shoulder.

"Ahh! Don't touch me with your masturbating hand!" Knuckles said as he jumped away.

"I CAN'T BREATHE!" Big yelled.

"Sonic, can you fight with me?" asked Tails.

"God damn it Tails! You humiliated me enough already!" Sonic yelled.

"No, it's really just my task." said Tails.

"Fine, what ever, you cheeky bastard!" yelled Sonic. Sonic walked away angrily. Everybody took their own cards and walked away.

"AHH!! I SEE A LIGHT!!" Big said before he died.

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Amy

'I have to find something new to wear. Well, I guess I should considering I have been wearing this same dress and boots since I was in 2nd grade.' Amy walked to a clothing store called, Station Square: Hot Topic clothing store. She bought some "unique" and "insanely erotic" clothing and purchased them.

Knuckles

'I have to learn how to do everything I can do now, but without my oversized punching gloves.' Knuckles thought, 'How the hell am I able to fly though?'

Flashback of Knuckles' Life

One sunny day, in Angel Island, a small little echidna was walking down the road. The poor little echidna's life changed before it's little enchidna eyes when and overweight, middle aged, egg shaped man poured red paint on the echidna.

"Holy crap! I'm red and I'm super strong! I can fly and dig and swim, and I have dread locks! I have huge gigantic meaty knuckle spike glove things! I think I'll call myself Knuckles the Enchidna from now on. Holy crap! It's Eggman, I must stop him! And it's a blue hedgehog! I must stop them both from stealing my family jewels!" Knuckles said. Knuckles flew away to steal the emeralds from Sonic and ended up killing Eggman… which doesn't explain the reason for OVER NINETHOUSAND sequals...

Flashback of Knuckles' life over

"God damnit! That doesn't answer my question of how I can fly at all! That just showed me how I got a crappy, poorly thought of name and how I became cool!" Knuckles yelled. Knuckles removed his gloves and walked to the top of the tallest building to attempt to fly. He jumped off the building.

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A few hours later, everybody went to the fast food place, except for Amy and Big. I think Big died, so I don't have to write about him anymore! Woo!! Party in my pants!!!

"Knuckles! What happened to you?" asked Cream in a slightly lower, American voice.

"I broke my nails trying to dig on concrete, broke my legs trying to fly off of buildings, broke my shoulders while trying to climb on cliffs, and broke my heart listening to Hawthorne Heights – Saying Sorry." Knuckles said.

"How long are you going to have those casts on?" asked Rouge.

"Nah, I was kidding! I didn't break anything, I just wanted to get you losers worried." said Knuckles. Knuckles took off all of his casts and braces.

"I'm not THAT much of a loser…" Shadow cried while looking down, twiddling his fingers.

"Yes you are. Go watch Star Trek on Youtube and play Dungeons and Dragons Online you faggot." Knuckles said... as he put on his school jock jacket.

"Shut up you jock! You have no where to go after high school, cause you know why? Cause u r dumb!" Shadow said as he put on glasses and... uh... a sweater vest?. Knuckles walked over to Shadow, grabbed his underwear, and hung them on a hook…

"Nerd…" Knuckles said as he walked off.

"Oh yeah? I'm going to be your boss one day!" Shadow screamed.

"Who wants to TP Shadow's house?" Knuckles said. Vector, Espio, Tails, and Cream raised their hands.

"Let's go!" Vector said as Vector, Espio, Tails and Cream ran off.

"...I wasn't being serious..." Knuckles said.

"Mommy!!!" Shadow cried.

Amy walked in wearing just straps and chains. Everybody in the restaurant was looking at her, mentally undressing her… or what's left of her clothing…

"Sonic! Stop touching yourself!" yelled Knuckles.

"Hey Amy, I need to go to the bathroom." Sonic blurted out. Sonic ran to Amy, picked her up, and ran to the bathroom with her. There were now loud moans that can be heard.

"OH GOD SONIC! THAT'S IT!" Amy could be heard from the bathroom.

"Damn it! I'm missing all of it! Chaos Control!" yelled Shadow as he still flailed on the wall. Shadow disappeared.

"So... we're all alone now..." Knuckles said.

"Wanna go watch a movie?" Rouge asked.

"What?"

"Backdoor Sluts 6. I got the clothing and everything..." Rouge said.

"Alright!" Knuckles said as he and Rouge walked away... to watch porn, while Sonic and Amy stayed in the bathroom cleaning for two more hours.

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Tails and Sonic

Tails and Sonic met in the Station Square beach at night, where they were surrounded by friends, the news crew, and the deformed white guy that Shadow pwned in Chapter 2 or 3. I forgot which, but you should remember him. Later on, he's going to be really important to this story… When Sonic and Knuckles dies, he's going to becom- oops, said too much…

"Good luck!" said Sonic nervously.

"Ok, ready… Fight!" yelled Espio.

Sonic turned into his super form, and Tails transformed into his demonic form. They flew into the air and started going all out. All the people can see is lights flashing up above, and all they can hear is the thunder of guns. What really was going on is that Demon Tails was kicking the crap out of Super Sonic in ultimate DBZ-like crap super speed action that DBZ did due to their laziness. They both jumped back in the air.

"Chaos Control!" Sonic teleported to ground level, "Octobeam!" Eight lasers shot simultaneously at Demon Tails.

"Panic Disk!" Demon Tails yelled. A purple disk appeared in front of Tails and spun towards Sonic. It was strong enough to cancel out the all the Octobeam lasers, and the disk hit Sonic's leg. Tails then kicked Sonic's chest, and he flew backwards and landed on the concrete, bleeding. Sonic stood back up, and charged up a Chidori. He charged towards Tails, but Tails charged Sonic with a Rasengan. Sonic flew back, and landed in the water. He turned back into normal Sonic, knocked out. The deformed white guy in an overcoat walked over to the downed Sonic and attempted to pick him up.

"CHAOS RECTUM!" yelled Shadow. The man blew up into pieces.

"God damnit, not again!" Tails yelled. Demon Tails turned back to normal Tails and ran away, crying.

"God damnit! I died again!" cried the white man.

"Tails!" Cream yelled. Cream attempted to run for Tails, but Espio stopped her.

"Leave him be. He's just going through his angsty, teenaged, depression stage." Espio said coolly.

"What the crap are you smoking?" said Cream angrily. Cream pushed Espio away and chased after Tails. Everybody departed, and Amy carried Sonic home.