Disclaimer: I don't own any part or character from The Nanny…

A/N: Niles and CC get carried away in the kitchen...leading to something highly inappropriate.

Warning: Mature content, sexual scenario (I can hear my readers going YAY as I right it! ;)


Chapter 9

It's all highly inappropriate

"Max, honey, could I talk to you for a sec." Fran asked as she walked in the office.

"What is it honey? CC and I were just going over this contract." Max looked up from the papers on his desk.

"That's ok Maxwell, I'll just go get a coffee." CC said as she left the office.

"That was very unlike her. She usually hates it when you interrupt our work." Max said to his wife.

"She wants to see Niles." Fran said knowingly.

Max nodded and smiled. "Now, you wanted to talk to me?" he invited her on his lap.


Niles was doing the dishes when CC walked into the kitchen.

"Gimme a refill, Hazel" she said as she walked behind the counter and put her cup down.

Niles barely had time to dry his hands before she leaned into his embrace and kissed him full on the lips. She pulled back a bit and looked him in the eyes "That's better." she smiled.

"Glad I could be of service" Niles said rather seductively.

"Well, it's a start…" she joked, "I just left Fran talking with Max in the office." she explained as she leaned in to kiss him more passionately. Her hands went to the back of his neck, pulling him closer. She pushed him back against the counter, pressing her breasts against his chest, eliciting a moan from his lips.

He immediately brought one hand up to cup a breast and the other to grab her ass. He was always amazed at how quickly his desire for her could escalate. Just the scent of Chanel 5 would send him reeling until he could have her in his arms. He had to touch her. Undoing the top three buttons on her blouse, he brought his mouth to kiss the valley created by her ample cleavage. She arched her head back, raking her fingers through his hair.

Niles kissed his way back up her neck, sucking on an ear lobe, sending little electrical currents shooting down CC's spine.

"Oh yes…I love it when you do that" she encouraged him. CC reached down to undo his belt and unzip his pants, she so badly had to touch him. She felt him harden as she first grazed his length and then took him fully in her hand.

They completely succumbed to the passion that engulfed them, so much so that they were completely unprepared when Fran and Max walked into the kitchen. There was nothing they could say, no lie either one of them could come up with to explain away the circumstances of her hand down his pants and his tongue down her throat other than exactly what it was.

Fran, ever the diplomat, just grabbed Maxwell's arm and screamed in her very nasal voice "Oh my GOD!"

Maxwell quickly added, "What's the meaning of all this?"

CC looked at Niles to help explain…it was so hard to concentrate because she still wanted to be kissing him so much.

"Sir…I know it's highly inappropriate for you to walk in on us in the kitchen like this. We should know better. Come on CC" and he pulled at her arm, staying behind her as his pants threatened to fall.

"Highly inappropriate?!" Maxwell repeated. "Would somebody please tell me what's going on here?! Where are you going?"

"CC and I need to get our stories straight…um freshen up…and then we'll meet you in the office." And he turned around and almost ran up the steps with CC, who made a half wave goodbye as she too disappeared up the steps.

Max and Fran just stared at each other in total shock, and when they were sure the other two were out of earshot, they burst into laughter.

"Did you see the look on their faces when we caught them?" Fran asked between giggles.

"I know, CC still hasn't said a word."

"I can't wait to hear how they're going to explain this one." Fran was calming down.

"I can't believe your idea worked! It was brilliant." Maxwell took her in his arms and punctuated his sentiment with a kiss. "You coming in the office with something to talk to me about, giving CC the opportunity to come in here and see Niles. Of course, I saw much more than I cared to, however I'm glad that we've forced their hand."

"Yes well, let's not force their hand too often. It's going to take a lot of effort to get the sight of CC's hand down Niles' pants out of my head." He nodded at her in agreement as they headed to the office to await their friends and hear their story.


"What are we going to do Niles?" CC asked, in her very high pitched worried voice.

"Well, we already knew that they knew. So now, we won't have to pretend anymore." Niles stated simply.

"We can't tell them we know they know…I don't want to have to explain overhearing that conversation...it was uncomfortable enough hearing it in the first place.." she shuddered remembering.

"We don't. We just tell them as if we didn't know that they know, ya know?" he joked.

"Ok…I think I understood that. So what happened to change our minds about each other?"

"You're so damn sexy, I just couldn't resist you anymore." Niles sauntered over to where she stood.

"Ok, now what about me?" she asked seriously. Seeing the hurt look cross his face, she realized what she had just said. "Oh come on, Bell boy, you're not seriously going to think I was serious? I was just asking how we explain it since they are still supposed to be in the frame of mine that I won't have anything to do with a Servant." she moved closer to him, bringing her fingers up under his lapel. "I can't very well give them all the reasons why I've changed my mind about that, now can I?" she brought her other hand to his forearm. "It wouldn't be appropriate me telling them how well you serve me, now would it Niles."

He knew he had lost the war. He knew it the minute he saw her fingers come up to his chest. She had him, and she knew it too. He brought his lips down on hers savagely, and only stopped when air became slightly more important.

Niles looked at her and said "I say we just tell them the truth. They know it anyway. It will be fun to see their reaction as they try to cover the fact that they saw us already."

"I'm game. I love you and I really, truly don't care who knows it." CC answered back earnestly. "In fact, it will be nice to not have to sneak around…be able to kiss you when I want." She kissed him gently. "So you can start and I'll follow your lead."

Niles grinned mischievously. "Ok" he said, and brought his hands down to cup her tight rear end.

She laughed that throaty laugh he enjoyed so much and said "What are you doing?"

"Exactly what you said. Starting." he kissed her again. "…now follow my lead!"

"You know I didn't mean…" he shut her up with another searing kiss.

"It doesn't matter. There is no way I can go down there for at least another twenty minutes. My current state just won't permit it. So either we sit here and talk about the weather, or we just relieve the tension in a much more enjoyable way." He was permeating every word with kisses along her neck, her collarbone, the top of her breasts, doing his best to make his second idea much more enticing.

"I like the way you think, Dustbuster." she said bring his mouth up to hers. Within seconds, the sexual tension from before they had been interrupted erupted to the surface and he backed her against the bedroom wall, hiking her skirt up and pooling his pants and underwear at his feet. He moved the skimpy material of her panties out the way and drove himself deep into her, needing to feel her walls tight around him.

She had already brought both her legs up around his hips and was grinding herself onto his length. She moaned in his ear "Ungh, Niles…yes…so good" in short gasps.

Sensing she was close, he shifted her a bit to create more contact with her center and then increased the tempo of his thrusts to bring them both to a shattering climax.

Leaning his forehead against hers, supporting her weight in his arms, he breathed heavily into her neck, sending shivers and goosebumps all over her body.

"Niles, that was A-maz-ING!" she said as she unwrapped her legs from around him and stood up warily on her shaky legs. He helped her to the bed and stepped out of his pants to go to the bathroom. She heard water running and he came back a few minutes later with a warm washcloth. He knelt before her to help her clean up, he said "Yes, I'm always amazed with you. You are such a passionate woman!"

"With a very eager, willing and capable partner." she added, leaning down to kiss him.

He stood and put the washcloth away, came back and got his pants back on. When they looked somewhat presentable, they headed down to face the music.