Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys

Chapter. 8


"So which one is it, yeah?" Deidara asked as he walked alongside Itachi and the rest of the members.

"What?" Itachi asked, glaring at his friend.

"The girl that moved in with you?" He asked with a roll of his eyes. "Was it the one that was jumping up and down?" He smirked at the thought of Ino.

Itachi shook his head. "No, it was the one with the pink hair."

Deidara turned his head around to look back at the group of teens, his eyes fixing back on Sakura. "She's cute." He shrugged with a smile.

"Oi! That stupid blond brother of yours owes me fifty bucks!" Hidan stated as he glared at Itachi. "Where was the runt?"

"He had to do something for his girlfriend." Itachi said with a sigh.

Kisame snorted. "That idiot actually has a girlfriend? Who's stupid enough to date him?"

"The girl who hooked up with your little brother." Itachi stated with a smirk.

Kisame blanched, looking sick. "Ew, are you serious? And I thought Suigetsu was the biggest moron. Naruto definitely takes the cake."

"Hey!"

The turned at the sound of a female voice, and saw Itachi's brothers and their girlfriends run up to them. Ino smiled at them politely. "Do you mind if we come watch you practice?"

Deidara smiled and shrugged. "I don't see any problem with it.

"Do you think one of us should get Naruto?" Shikamaru drawled lazily, yawning all the while.

"No need he's already here," Gaara said, pointing to their brother who was running over to them.

"What took you so long, Dobe?" Sasuke asked.

"Sorry, Karin wouldn't let me leave without practically begging me to come with her."

Everyone nodded in understanding. Not really wanting to go into further conversation about Karin and her friends.

"So what song are you going to sing?" Ino asked, sitting down on one of the couches that was placed against the wall in the Hatake's garage.

Itachi smirked while setting up his guitar and mic. "Wait till everyone gets situated." He said. "Hey where's the others?" He asked, looking at Sasori, who was setting up his drums.

"They couldn't make it, and it's not like they do anything anyway." Sasori replied.

Itachi nodded his head in agreement.

"Okay, you guys ready?" he asked.

Everyone clapped in answer.

(Itachi: Lead Guitar and lead singer.

Kisame: Base.

Deidara: Lead vocal and rhythm guitarist.

Sasori: Drummer

Tobi: piano player.

Hidan: Techno dude.

Itachi and Deidara)

"Okay, the song is called The Kill" Itachi said.

Tobi started to play the piano, then it went to Sasori who started to play the drums, while Kisame and Deidara started to play their guitars.

`What if I wanted to break
Laughed it all off in your face
What would you do?
(Oooh oh ooh.)
What if I fell to the floor
Couldn't take this anymore
What would you do, do, do?'

They started to play even harder, and both Itachi and Deidara started to sing.

`Come, break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you'

Then they stopped. They others looked amazed, they had no idea they could play this good.

`What if I wanted to fight
Beg for the REST OF MY LIFE!
What would you do, do, do?'

`You say you wanted more
What are you waiting for?
I'm not running from you, from you'

`Come, break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
Your killing me, killing me
ALL I WANTED WAS YOU!

`I tried to be someone else
But nothing seemed to change
I know now, this is who I really am inside
I finally found myself
Fighting for a chance
I know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!'

`Oooh ho ooh
Ooho oh oh
Oooh oooh oh'

They paused again. Sakura and the girls were itching to clap, but the song was too good to interrupt.

Kisame did a short solo, and Itachi and Deidara started again.

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you, YOU, YOU!
Look in my eyes
Your killing me, killing me
All I wanted was YOU
Come break me down
Break me down
Break me down

`You say you wanted more
What if I wanted to break...? (Bury me, bury me.)
What if I, what if I, what if I... bury me, bury me

"OMG, that was so awesome! Encore, you have to do another one!" Sakura shouted, while everyone nodded and clapped. The guys were shocked, they had never heard their brother play before. Itachi smiled, as much as his ego would let him, and nodded.

`Another day another night I'm on my own.
I watch the clock I hear it ticking past my skull.'

`I once was alive now I'm just a ghost.
Everybody's watching me as I'm falling down this hole.'

And all I need is someone to answer me.
I'm here to tell you (I'm here to tell you)
I need to tell myself.'

`You're caught up in your mind
You've forgotten what it feels like'

To be loved
To be loved.'

`You're caught up in your mind
You've forgotten what it feels like'

`To be loved
To be loved.'

`Why do I care why do I carry on?
There's a bull inside my head and it's raging out of control.'

`How do I explain how I feel?
Every time I do there's no one to turn to so why do I even try?'

And all I need is someone to answer me.
I'm here to tell you
(I'm here to tell you)
I need to tell myself.'

`You're caught up in your mind
You've forgotten what it feels like'

To be loved
To be loved.'

`You're caught up in your mind
You've forgotten what it feels like'

To be loved
To be loved.'

`You're caught up in your mind
You've forgotten what it feels like
To be loved
To be loved.'

`You're caught up in your mind
And you've forgotten what it feels like
To be loved
To be loved.'

`You're caught up in your mind
You've forgotten what it feels like
To be loved
To be loved.'

`You're caught up in your mind
You've forgotten what it feels like
To be loved
To be loved.'

Everyone clapped as the song came to an end, Deidara was bowing dramatically and blowing kisses.

"You guys were great, can I have an autograph, it's not everyday you get to see the start of soon-to-be celebrity's." Kiba said, giving a toothy grin to Itachi as he teased him.

"Hold up, yeah! If any ones giving an autograph, it's gonna be me, yeah!" Deidara stated, not understanding Kiba's sarcasm. He snatched a pen and paper off of one of the desks and writing his name down.

He handed it to Sakura, and gave her a seductive smile. She blushed and lifted her hand to reach for it, but it was quickly snatched away by Kisame, who glared at Deidara.

"What makes you so special? Your not even the lead singer, you ain't got the right to sign first." He shouted, ripping the paper into tiny little pieces. He smiled smugly at Deidara who was on the ground shouting "Why?!" and crying his eyes out holding pieces of the paper in his hands.

Sakura sweat dropped and backed away slowly. She could hear the girls giggling behind her.

"Anyway, that was awesome bro, if I'd known you were that good I would've came in here more often." Naruto said, everyone nodding in agreement.

"Nah, we're just now starting to get good anyways, it would've been a waste of your good hearing, yeah." Deidara said thoughtfully.

All of a sudden a blur zoomed by and jumped Sakura. Everyone flinched as they fell, landing into the extra drum-set that was there. Sasori shouted out in horror. "Tobi!"

"Hn, looks like we have to find another pianist." Itachi muttered, walking over to the two that had fallen, kicking Tobi out of the way and leaving him to a very angry Sasori, helping Sakura up.

"Sakura, are you okay, you got a nasty bump on your head?" Ino said, while poking the bump that was on Sakura's forehead. Sakura flinched at the touch and moved her head away from Ino's touchy fingers. "At least now I have a real reason to call you billboard-brow." Ino stated, crossing her arms and smiling full of humor.

Sakura scowled, if her head didn't hurt so much, she would've snapped back with an awesome comeback.

Sasuke wanted to kill Tobi right on the spot, but Sasori got to him before he could even take a step forward. As soon a Tobi's beating was finished, he bounced back up and started apologizing to Sakura, who just smiled and reassured him she was okay.

"Like Naruto said, you guys are awesome. We should come over more often if you guys are playing." Tenten stated with a smile.

Deidara smiled and nodded. "Yeah, that's be cool. We could always use the practice in front of an audience, anyway."

The band members nodded in agreement.

"You should come more often anyway," Shikamaru stated. "You're our girlfriends."

Ino just waved them off and went on to talking about what other songs they had. Shikamaru scowled, grabbed Ino's arm and led her out the door, heading to who knows where.

Sakura raised a brow. "Didn't know Shikamaru had it in him,"

"He does that sometimes, he likes Ino a lot, so you get it." Hinata said. Sakura nodded and glanced over in Sasuke's direction, truthfully she missed Sasuke a lot, maybe more than she should, as soon as they started getting somewhere, they were quickly snatched apart. She sighed mentally, and followed everyone out to the living-room.

Sakura walked over to Hinata and Ten-ten who were still talking to the band members, she tapped them on the shoulder and motioned them to follow her. They nodded and stood up following her to the edge of the stairs.

"What's up Sak?" Ten-ten asked.

"Would you guys like to spend the night? I have something important to talk to you about, you know girl stuff?" she said.

Ten-ten smiled in understanding, guessing what it could be about, she's noticed some things. "Don't worry Sak, I'll go call my parents, since it's the weekend there shouldn't be a problem." she said taking her cell out and walking away to talk to her mom.

"I'll go talk to my dad, and also go look for Ino and give her a heads-up." Hinata said.

Sakura smiled and nodded, getting up to go talk Kakashi and Anko who were in the kitchen.


"Hello Sakura, having fun with your friends?" Anko asked, snatching away the sports section of the paper Kakashi was reading.

Anko scowled seeing Kakashi was `reading' something other than the sports section in the paper. He laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his head, he was caught reading his favorite novel, if Sakura wasn't here he would've gotten more than just a glare from his wife.

Giving one last glare in her husband's direction, Anko looked back over to Sakura and smiled sweetly and asked. "What can we do for you Sakura dear?"

Sakura blushed. "Um I was just wondering if some friends could spend the night?" she asked, kicking her feet against the floor.

Anko jumped up from the table, scaring the crap out of Kakashi causing him to fall out of his chair, and making Sakura jump out of her chair. "Of course your friends can spend the night! Then tomorrow we can all go to the spa and shopping, this is perfect, I have to go make plans!" Anko exclaimed, running out of the kitchen.

Kakashi sighed. "I guess I should go talk to the boys and tell them their mother has officially snapped." He sighed, opening his book 'Icha Icha Paradise' and walking out of the kitchen also.

She never would've guessed Kakashi to be a pervert. She made a mental note to show him some of her romance novels. Inner-Sakura rolled her eyes.

All of a sudden the girls ran into the kitchen. "Hey Sakura, come on to our houses so we can get our stuff." Ino said, grabbing Sakura's arm and yanking her out of the kitchen, into the living room, passing very confused boys and a disgruntled Shikamaru, who had red marks all over his face and neck.

As they were putting on their shoes Sakura spoke. "Oh, by the way, Anko wants to take us all to the spa and the mall tomorrow. Do you mind?" she asked, standing up following them out to Hinata's car.

"Cool, it's been a while since I've been to the spa!" Ino exclaimed, opening the door to the backseat of the car."

Tenten rolled her eyes and said. "It's only been a month Ino."

"Whateve's, it doesn't matter, Mani-peddies rock!" She stated.

Sakura laughed. "So Ino, you and Shikamaru had a fun time, he was a wreck when we passed by him earlier."

Ino blushed. "It isn't what you think. We only made out. He was just peeved cause I only wanted to come over for some band, instead of coming over to see him. But you know, I think it's better when he's jealous, whenever I did come over, all he wanted to do was sleep. But he's the perfect boyfriend, we've been together since junior high, some guy asked me out and he got so mad he kissed me in front of the entire school, well at least whoever was in the hall at the time." she said, blushing a bright red at the memory.

Tenten nodded. "Neji's the same way, he only ever shows emotion or any type of romance when someone tries to hit on me, that's how we ended up together actually. We were friends for a while, but when he noticed all the attention Lee was throwing at me, he promised anyone whoever dared to make a pass at me would suffer deeply, poor Lee was scarred for life." She laughed at the memory.

"Hahaha, Lee's the one who wheres the green spandex suit right?" Sakura asked.

"And the only male cheerleader." Hinata added in.

They all busted out laughing. "I can't believe he actually has the guts to cheer in public!" Ino exclaimed, laughing while trying to wipe her tears of mirth

"My first day at school, he claimed his undying love for me and started quoting Gai-sensei," she said. "LET THE POWERS OF YOUTH GUIDE YOU!" she shouted, changing her voice to where it almost sounded like Lee's

"LEE!" Ten-ten mocked, making her voice deep like Gai.

"GAI-SENSEI!" Sakura shouted back.

"LEE!" Ten-ten said again, not able to contain her laughter anymore.

"Now every time I see them I'm gonna think of this and laugh, you guys are terrible!" Hinata said, covering her hand over her mouth, trying to stay in between the lines on the road.

They all laughed more as Hinata swerved.

"Okay, let's calm down before Hinata kills us all," Sakura stated, stifling the last bit of her laughter.

Ino and Ten-ten were still laughing, Hinata was breathing harshly, trying to get over the fact that she had made it to one side of the road and back in one piece. "Hey, you guys are h-horrible! I almost had a heart attack, no more distractions till we get back to Sakura's."

"So, Hinata, when you gonna confess to Naruto?" Ino asked innocently, scooting up in her seat till her head was poking out in the middle enough to where they could see her from a sideways glance.

Hinata's eyes widened, she snapped her head to look over at Ino, her expression of a deer caught in the headlights. Sakura practically jumped out of the seat to get the car straight as it swerved once again. Poor Tenten closed her eyes praying to whatever force there was to make sure she didn't die before Nationals.

"Ino!" Sakura shouted.

Ino shrugged and sat back, rolling her eyes at Tenten, who was still praying. Sakura glared, and calmed down a still frantic Hinata. "Don't pay any attention to Ino-pig-"

"Hey!"

"you can wait to answer her question when we get back to the house."

Hinata sighed and focused her attention back on the road, she took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. "I-I don't know if I s-should tell h-him. N-Naruto I mean. H-He's got Karin, and h-he isn't gonna be interested in s-someone like m-me." she stuttered, her eyes welling up with tears.

The girls gave sympathetic looks. "Aw, don't say that Hina, your perfect, Naruto's just too stupid to notice it yet." Ten-ten stated.

"Thanks guys, you know I would tell him if I could, but I don't have enough confidence or anything, and Karin seems so out going when it comes to something like boys." Hinata said, sniffing as she still tried to hold the tears back.

"Please, Karin. Out going? From what Neji tells me, Naruto on the edge to breaking up with her. He told me Naruto had caught her making out with some dude named Suigetsu. But Karin is his first girlfriend so I guess it was kinda surprising for him, I think all he needs is a little push.

Ino and Sakura perked up. "This is perfect! Not the part where Naruto gets hurt, but we can be that little push, we can doll Hinata up, and once Naruto sees her he'll kiss the ground at her feet!" Ino exclaimed, smirking deviously, rubbing her palms together.

Tenten and Sakura exchanged knowing looks, just as devious as Ino's.

Hinata could only sink into her seat in fear.

"So, how do you think the boys reacted when they found out they have to go to a Spa?" Tenten asked, walking over to her sleeping bag on Sakura's bedroom floor.

"Hm, depends," Ino said, tapping her finger on her chin thoughtfully. "Shikamaru's easy to coax, not so much the others." she said, making Sakura giggle at the hidden meaning.

"O-kay, time to change the subject, gettin' a little too personal for me," Tenten said, laughing at how red Ino blushed.

"Not like that!" she said, pushing Tenten, while Hinata and Sakura laughed harder.

"Speaking of change. How has it been living here Sakura?" Hinata asked, placing her lap-top down, ending her losing streak of solitaire.

Sakura sighed, she knew this would come up in conversation some time. "Well, when I first got here they were all jerks, aside from Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto. Kiba especially was a jerk, a really big jerk, mondo-jerkity-jerk-

"WE GET IT!" The three exclaimed dramatically.

"Sorry, Sasuke was too, Itachi barely even talked to me, Neji also. The morning of my first day of school, I went to take a shower and Sasuke came out to take one also, it was awkward cause I was in short-shorts and a tank-top... The whole situation was just so embarrassing!"


"Can you believe mom wants us to go to a spa! In public?!" Kiba shouted frantically, feeling sick to his gut about this. "What if we're seen? Our social lives will be ruined! Has she lost her MIND?!" He asked, still frantically walking around the room and annoying everybody.

Gaara rolled his eyes, his brother was such a girl. "Calm down, your overreacting, it's not like we're getting our nails painted, quit acting like Naruto." he said, getting up to leave.

"Hey. I so do not act like that," Naruto retorted. They all stared at him incredulously. "What?"

"It's all dads fault, if he wasn't so scared of mom we wouldn't be in this mess," Kiba barked, crossing his arms and pouting.

"Your one to talk, you're more of a wuss than any of us put together, remember three years ago?" Itachi stated, smirking at the blush his brother now had.

"Shut up, if you were in my position you would've cried too!" he smacked his hand over his mouth realizing his mistake. His brothers started cracking up, Naruto fell off the bed from laughing so hard.


"What do you think their laughing at?" Sakura asked, finishing her e-mail that she was going to send to Winry, telling her all the things that had transpired the past two days.

"Kiba probably said something stupid," Ino muttered, her attention fully on the game of rummy her and Hinata were playing.

"Figures, the only time they laugh like that is when he does something," Tenten replied, popping a chip in her mouth, watching how focused Hinata and Ino were in their game. "You guys sure are serious, what's the deal?" she asked, popping in a few more chips.

"Hinata always beats me in this stupid game, and I'm an inch away from win-"

"I win!" Hinata exclaimed happily.

"Ino smacked her forehead, she lost!

Hinata smiled innocently and stole a few chips away from Tenten, saying in between bites. "Wanna play three out of three?"

Ino sighed, she was starting to get the feeling that Hinata was silently mocking her. Sighing again, she shrugged her shoulders nodding her head saying, "Yeah, sure, whatever."

Hinata smiled and started shuffling the deck.


"So, Itachi, how in the world did you come upon such weird looking friends?" Shikamaru asked, laying on his back with his arms crossed under his head, he was taking a nap when that question suddenly popped up in his head.

"Hn," Itachi grunted, lifting a magazine he was reading higher to where it was covering his face, clearly he was avoiding the question. Shikamaru and the others all had raised eyebrows and confused looks.

"Aw, come on Aniki, you can't ignore your adorable bro's for too long!" Naruto stated, using the name he used to call his older brother when they were younger. All he got was a grunt and a book thrown at his head. The blonde pouted, he was sure that would've worked. . . if he was five. . . and shorter. He pouted animatedly.

Neji rolled his eyes, his brother never ceased to amaze him, how low was this guy's standards. . . never mind, the dobe was dating Karin for heavens sakes.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, although he was rather curious as to how his brother ever formed the Akatsuki, and why haven't they ever met them till just recently?

Gaara and Kiba just exchanged glances and shrugged, some kinda twin telepathy goin' on or something, when they did that they usually creeped the heck out of everyone else, that's usually the only time the ever got along, was when they had their twin communication on, but aside from that they usually were like cats and dogs.

Itachi still avoided the question, he rarely spoke to his family about his personal life and they were just now starting to be able to stand in the same room together without chewing each others heads off. He sighed, he figured he could tell them how he came across the Akatsuki, he would just skip a few minor details, no harm-no fowl. "Well, I met Kisame while I was in my senior year in high-school, he hit me in the gut and I gave him a broken nose and a black eye. . ." he paused looking from one brother to the other, all had shocked faces, well aside from Naruto and Kiba, they high-fived and praised him about how cool he was. Ah, young naivety.

"Hey, was that why you got suspended from school a few years back, you got your but kicked by Kisame a.k.a; Fish-Face?" Sasuke scoffed.

Itachi bristled, the little twerp, mocking him saying he lost, when in fact, he was the one that beat the living crap out of the blue man. " Remember Sasuke, I can always stick your head in the toilet. . . again." He stated, giving his mini-look-a-like a playful glare.

It was Sasuke's turn to get angry, it took forever to get the others to forget that incident! He glared as they all started chuckling, trying to keep their snorts and full on laughter to themselves. Of course Naruto had no problem laughing his butt off, he remembered that day like it was just yesterday.

"Hahaha, good times."


"Hm, I miss Shika, even if he's a lazy-bum." Ino said dreamily.

The others rolled their eyes, for the past ten minutes she's been saying nothing but how much she missed her Shika, when he's right across the hall.

"Aw, miss you too babe," a voice said from the doorway, Ino squealed and jumped into her boyfriends arms, kissing him all over his face.

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?!" Kiba shouted, looking from one wall to the other. "Mom only said she made some minor adjustments. . . does this look minor to any of you?" He asked dazed, also looking a little sick.

Naruto backed away a little. "Hey, if your gonna throw up, can you do that in the bathroom. . . or out the window?" he asked, pushing Kiba away.

Kiba glared, he walked over to where Sakura and Hinata were sitting, and sat in between them, wrapping his arms around their shoulders, he smirked at the looks Sasuke and Naruto gave him, he was having fun with this that was for sure.

"Okay, what are you guys doing here? Kiba if your hand goes any lower I promise you'll regret it." Sakura said, grabbing his hand that was slowly inching down her side, back onto her shoulder.

"Aw, your such a party-pooper, what about you Hina?" he said turning to the girl that was on his left, who apparently had passed out. "Ah! Hinata, what the heck happened?!"

"You idiot, you don't go hittin' on shy girls," Ino stated, hitting him over the head, yanking him away from Sakura and Hinata. "Your such a dog,"

Kiba just shrugged and winked. Shikamaru locked him in a choke-hold. "Gah, S-Shi-kamaru c-can't b-rea-th."

"Really? I hadn't noticed, well we just came to see how you were doin', we'll just go now, c'mon Kiba, there's a toilet with your name on it." Shikamaru stated, walking out with Kiba still under his arm while the guys waved bye and followed.

"Hey Shikamaru, let me have a go at him first." The girls heard Sasuke say.

"That was interesting, Sakura I thought you and Kiba didn't get along, he was totally hitting on you?" Tenten said while fanning Hinata who had still not woken up. "I swear if that mutt groped her, he is so on my target practice list." she muttered dangerously.

"Oh please, he probably did that just to make Sasuke and Naruto jealous. Besides I heard he already has a girlfriend." Ino said, filing her nails.

"Really, do you know who it is?"ten asked, finally they were getting some dirt, nothing less from the schools gossip columnist.

"I can't remember her name, but I think she's a cheerleader."

"Again?"

Ino nodded and glanced at her nails approvingly, she smiled. "Well, you have to admit, Kiba is kinda cute, he's got standards too."

"Yeah, and a head full of hot air." Tenten finished.

"Okay ladies, why don't we all go to bed, we gotta long day tomorrow?" Sakura said, interrupting Ino and Tenten's conversation.

"Speaking of, what bathing suit are you going to bring with you for the massage?" Ino asked, digging into her nap-sack and pulling out a purple bikini. "You think Shika will like it?" she said.

Tenten snorted. "You got that poor guy all up in a twist, he'll like you with anything."

"What does that even mean?" Sakura asked, looking around in her bags for a bathing suit, it was August, she didn't think she'd have to bring one! "Crap, I didn't bring one,"

"Don't worry, I knew you probably weren't gonna have one so I took the liberty of bringing an extra," Ino said, pulling out another bikini that was pink and black.

"Thanks, I'd hate to get a massage with just my bra and underwear, it's too awkward." the others nodded.

"What bathing s-suit did you b-bring Tenten?" Hinata asked, also going through her bag for the bathing suit she brought.

Tenten sighed. "You know I hate wearing stuff like that, I was hoping I could avoid getting a massage,"

"I knew you were going to say that, so I brought you one too, and you need sometime to relax, you do judo for a living, if your tense it could cost you your life!"

Tenten rolled her eyes and snatched the bathing suit that Ino got for her out of the blonde's hands. "Don't be so dramatic."

Ino just smiled and squealed at how cute Hinata's bathing suit was. "Wow Hinata, that's so cute, where'd you get it?" the blonde asked, holding up Hinata's baby-blue bikini.

"My m-mom got it for me when she went abroad last Summer," the shy girl answered, twittering her thumbs and blushing.

"That's so cool, she went to Paris right, for that fashion show?"

Hinata nodded and answered. "She also brought some other stuff too, but it hasn't come yet, she wanted it sent through the mail, didn't want anything to get lost in baggage claim."

Ino laughed. "That sounds just like her."

"Mm, you guys can come over when they get here, she said she got me some stuff." She said.

"Sweet, can't wait!" Ino exclaimed getting in her sleeping bag. "Well, I guess it's lights out. Goodnight."

"Night!"


"Kids, time for breakfast! Kakashi, dear, quit sulking and come down!. . . NOW!" Anko shouted, making sure to use a no-excuses-type of voice, she was dying to go to the spa, and she was mentally patting herself on the back, she managed to bring her prideful sons and husband along in the process, this was just too good. She even planned how everything was going to go! So smart!

Sakura groaned while lifting her head from the confines of her comfy pillow lined with black roses to check the clock.

`Seven-thirty a.m, is this lady mad, do spa's even open this early?!'

`We're going to the Hot-spring Spa and Bath-house in Okinawa remember, it takes five hours to get there, we need to get up early.'

`All this for one day? Geez.'

`She's just happy to have girls around the house, she has seven boys. . . give her a break.'

`I say Kakashi should've gave her a break, yeesh, after Naruto you would've thought he'd take a hint.'

`That was mean.'

`Proud of it biznitch! Cha!'

`I so do not need your weirdness this early in the morning.'

`Whateve, lets go take a shower, you smell like feet.'

`Witch.'

"KIDS!"

"Make her stop!" Ino said sleepily, yanking the pillow Hinata had under her head and placing it on top of hers. Hinata's head hit the floor with a loud thump making her wake with tears in her eyes.

"Oooww, Ino, that hurt. . ." she muttered, rubbing her sore spot on her head.

"Who's making all that noise? I'm trying to sleep here!" said one very angry brunette, throwing a nearby shoe making it hit Sakura, who was just now starting to wake up.

"OW! Who threw that?!" she growled, holding her fist up in the air. A very big noticeable bump was now forming on the top of her head. Oh no, this was bad.


Sasuke glared at his bed post, he woke up hearing the girls screeching at each other from across the hall, and he thought Neji and Itachi were bad when they fought over who was going to use the hairdryer the longest. He rolled his eyes as he heard Naruto yell at them to shutup, his reply was louder screeching and words that sounded inappropriate to repeat. . . ever.

Kakashi sighed, he made a mental note to never allow another sleep over at this house again.

This was going to be such a long day.