Sheepeater244: Sora has gone to find kairi. That's pretty much all. All that I have to say is; REVIEW DAMMIT! Sorry
Sora had found his way into the 3rd district which in the game is where you first fight the weird heartless. Well anyway...
"Whoa there sure is a lot of weird stuff around here. Hey, a keychain store!" Sora said surprised.
"Hello, and what can I do for you?" the shopkeeper asked.
"Ah yeah, I'd like a umm... ummm..." Sora said not knowing what to choose. "They all look so deadly I can't choose. Well Seeya."
"OK. Come again."
"OK, try not to get sidetracked again. Where would I go if I were kairi?" Sora paused for a short moment, then screwed up his face and said "The Hairdressers."
Sora shuddered knowing that he would not only show himself in that horrible place but also make an ass of himself in public. "Oh, great!" Sora said as he went to the 1st district shortcut but found it locked with a sign saying:
This is off limits!
"Oh, well I guess I'll go the long way." Sora said turning away.
"About time," a voice from behind sora said in an evil voice.
"Wha?" Sora said jumping and spinning to face the voice. "Who's there?"
"It's me." The voice said as Sephiroth landed in front of sora. "Long time no see."
Sora drew the kingdom key and said "Bring it!"
So alas, another bladefight but not between Sora and Riku. For once!
While Sora and Sephiroth fought in a climatic battle kairi sat and had her hair done.
"Oh, do hurry up miss hairdresser lady. I have worlds to save." Kairi said in her usual nagging tone.
"Well, you're done now all I need is the fee." The hairdresser said.
"OK. What's the fee?" Kairi asked.
"A tiny 600 munny."
"WHAT!" Kairi screamed and ran out.
Meanwhile sora and Sephiroth were still fighting...
Sephiroth swung his sword and missed; Sora got out the Destiny Key and used Ars Arcanum on Sephiroth which also missed. Sephiroth used Soul Harvest (This is that really nasty attack that he uses on the game which gets rid of all MP and puts you on 1 HP.) Sora used an Elixir which restored all of Sora's HP and MP.
"You cheat!" Sephiroth shouted at sora and disappeared.
"Wha?" Sora said, confused.
"See how you like this!" Sephiroth said as he reappeared and slashed Sora from behind.
"Now that's cheating!" Sora said using a Hi-potion.
"I guess it is, sorry." Sephiroth said in a sorry tone.
"That's okay, now where we?"
"Ummm...You were about to let me go and plot evil plans..." Sephiroth said.
"Oh, yeah. Well Seeya." Sora said walking away. "He's a weird dude."
So sora turned away and ran for the 1st district...
"KAIRI!" Sora shouted.
"Sora?" Kairi said walking out of the café.
"Kairi!" Sora said running towards her.
"Sora!" Kairi said as she did the same.
Just imagine hearing that love song where the two people run to each other.
"Sora!"
"Kairi!" sora said changing his tone.
"Sora?"
"Kairi!" Sora said in an angry tone.
(The preceding skit-thing contained things from the movie Madagascar which I don't own by the way.)
"Oh, crap!" Kairi said running away.
"I'll get you for knocking out Riku!"
"It wasn't my fault! He was bad-mouthing you because you went flying into the hideout!" Kairi said.
"Wait a minute; Riku said you had a keyblade. Do you?" Sora said in a suspecting tone.
"Weeeeeellllllll, not exactly it's actually a Soulblade." Kairi said.
"A Soulblade what's that? Did ya get it off e-bay?" Sora asked.
"No you dumbass! I got it from the same spirit that said you and riku are the warriors of light." Kairi replied.
"Oh."
"Well, I suppose we better go get riku so we can leave this place by tomorrow." Kairi said. "I know let's go to my hometown!"
"What, Hollow Bastion?" Sora asked. "Why?"
"I promised my sister Yaru that I'd let her meet you. She's got a crush on you ya see." Kairi replied.
"Well, did you tell her I'm taken?" Sora said winking at Kairi.
"Yes, she knows and wasn't surprised. She says you're the best-looking guy ever."
"OK." Sora said suspiciously. "How old is she?"
"12." Kairi replied.
"Hey! That's the same age as my little brother! Maybe we could get her to like him instead; he does look like me you know." Sora said.
"Maybe...It might work you know?" Kairi said.
"Don't worry, let's go get riku, go back to Destiny Islands, get my little bro and then go to Hollow Bastion to see if we can get them to like each other." Sora said.
"Well, I suppose... Let's do it then!" Kairi replied.
Sheepeater244: Whoa that's the longest chapter yet! My fingers hurt from typing it! Well anyway, all I have to say is REVIEW!
