"Bored bored, I'm so bored. I'm so motherfuckin bored." I said repeatedly. "Would you shut up! Un" Deidara yelled at me.

"Oh, is Dei-dei on her period this month? Or are you just mad Sasori won't go gay for your ass?" I said with a smirk. Deidara's face turned like 5 different shades of red and I swear I thought he was about to blow.

I could hear snickers coming from the front from Kisame and Bria. "Let it go brat. Leader will probably kill her anyways."Sasori said.

I scoffed. "I bet you all my fuckin money that Ginger won't do shit." I said confidently. "Why are you so confident he won't?" Sasori asked. "Because Magneto won't think of a lying a finger on me when he finds out how much I know."I answered. "Just how much do you know" Sasori said.

"I know you're actually a redhead with brown eyes and not some old geezer." I said. I felt Sasori's tail tighten a little. "What else?" he asked. "That old hag Chiyo is your grandmother and you're a living puppet." I said. I could tell Sasori was now VERY suspicious of me, but it was only him since the others were in front of us and didn't hear our conversation.

Everything went silent and of course, I hate silence so. "Hey can I walk now?" I asked aloud. No response. "Oh c'mon, there are 4 of you. How could I out run all of you guys?"I said.

"Sasori" Itachi said. Sasori dropped me on the ground. It was weird how just saying someone's name could translate into 'put her down'.

I stood up and briefly glared at Sasori for just dropping me like that, then proceeded to walk with the group. I ran up to where Kisame and Itachi were to see Bria was asleep.

I frowned, my partner in crime was asleep. I guess I'll just have to annoy the Akatsuki on my own. I slowed down my pace to where I was walking next to Deidara.

"So, can I play with your clay?" I asked with a smile that would make middle aged women go 'awww, how cute'. "No-un. My clay is for making art, not playing with and making disfigured people." He said. I was kinda surprised that he already knew what I wanted to do with the clay.

"Fine then, I'll start singing."I said smirking. I could hear a groan from Kisame which only made me smirk more. "This one is for DEIDARA bitches!" I said loudly and I started sing I'm a Barbie girl.

"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress Deidara everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation." I sang, and EVERYONE was annoyed which made me sing louder.

It was only 1 minute before Kisame yelled "Deidara! Give her the clay!" "But-" Deidara started but was cut off by Sasori. "NOW brat." Deidara signed, defeated and handed me the bag of clay.

I stopped singing and put the bag on my waist. "Awesome!" I said excitedly and started on my masterpiece.

What these guys didn't know was that I was good at art. Bad at everything else, but good at art. After a good 20 minutes of silence I was finished, I had sculpted Yahiko Pein perfectly!

"Deidara. Deidara!" I yelled. "What! Un" He asked. "LOOK!" I said holding it up to his face.