Chapter Eight!
I am sooo sorry for not updating in so long! I have been so busy lately it's not even funny! And I had no funny ideas! But I'm updating now!
Bella's Pov
You know…Unless you've seen Edward in an all black super spy outfit, with tight leather pants, and a fake gun, you have never seen hot-ness. Still, that won't keep Emmett and I from taking them DOWN! After all, the good guys always win!
Of course five minutes later, I was sitting on our base –the swing—and Edward was standing in front of me with his arms crossed like a four year old.
"Belllllaaaa!" he whined "we win! We shot Emmett and you two minutes ago…Now can we please steal what ever it is your sitting on?"
"Hmmm…" I thought for a second before answering, "I want you to rap!" he stared at me in disbelief.
"There is no way on God's green earth you are going to get me to rap!" Alice had zoomed over before he could finish his sentence.
"Yes there is! I saw it! Bella, repeat after me 'Edward, if you don't at least try to rap, I will key your cars. All of them.'"
"WHAT?! NO! Bella, don't listen to her! she's an evil spy remember?!" he said so loudly a small family stared at him in shock before huddling closely together and quickly walking/running away. Edward growled at them in response and the small girl in the family screamed before the turned the corner.
"I don't know… I reeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyy wanna hear a rap…"
"Pllleeeaaassee!" he begged, sounding more immature than ever. "I don't wanna rap!"
"Alice? Got any sharp objects I can use?" I asked threateningly.
"NO! Okay! You got me! But I'm warning you! I'm no Carlisle!" he cleared his throat nervously.
"What do I rap about?" he asked quietly.
"Anything! It's freestyle!" he rolled his eyes at me.
"U-Um….Yo… Dawg? … Dawg…Um… I know how to tie shoes, and I sometimes watch the news… I love the blues….um…I hate Alice…and her face looks like a callous, and…..Am I done yet?"
"Did you start?" Alice asked. "Because that stank worse than...Jacob Black!" She laughed. Edward's nose squinched up in distaste,
"That bad, huh?" he asked. I nodded my head fiercely.
"Come on! I tried didn't I? Please don't hurt my cars!"
"Okay! I won't! but you'll have to do something else…." I said mischievously.
"Oh-no…" he said wide eyed.
"Alice? Any ideas?"
"Only one or two…" she said.
Alright! I have a few ideas, but I want to make sure I have the BEST idea, so I'm ending this chapter here. Any ideas for me? Requests? Suggestions? Put them in your reviews! I'm slightly irritated because 274 people read chapter 8, but I only got 12 reviews! PLEASE REVIEW! It makes me update faster! I promise! It makes a difference! Even if your review is short, please just take a couple seconds to review! THANK-YOU! (Especially those of you who reviewed! And my favorite author ever! Llamma Mama23!)
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