Here's another chapter for you guys. Thank you for reading it readers who like read this kind of stuff…if I have readers who read this.
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Lairon was impatiently waiting for Klang and Honchkrow. Since yesterday's challenge, they were pretty shaken, even though Honchkrow didn't even face his fear. Soon enough, both of them emerged from the brush.
"What took you two so long?" asked Lairon.
"We wanted to get a few more hours of sleep in before we came here, we had to get a horrific image out of our heads", yawned Klang. "Did you update the list or something?"
"No, I just wanted to ask you what our next move could be", said Lairon.
"What are you talking about?" asked Honchkrow. "I thought we were going by the list."
"We are; I mean how do you suppose we make our team lose?" asked Lairon. "We can't follow the list if we don't lose."
"I don't know, it depends on the challenge", said Klang. "And in all honesty, I don't think we need to sabotage our team, we can just play fair and strike if we lose."
Lairon gave him a look. "We're called Team Destroy, not Team Fairness. We need to do this; it's the only way we'll make it to the merge."
"Merge?" asked Honchkrow. "Wait, they're gonna get rid of the teams?"
"No duh, that's why I'm trying to help us make it far", said Lairon. "So…what do you say?"
Klang and Honchkrow looked at each other and sighed. "Okay, they said simultaneously.
"Great", said Lairon.
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"Those idiots are so easy to manipulate, they might as well just hand me the money", said Lairon, laughing.
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The males from the Palkias were all sleeping soundly despite all of them seeing a horrific sight last night. The first one to wake up was Manectric, who was happy with what happened the previous night.
He looked over at Luxray, who was lying on his side across the room in his bed and smiled. He thought about something sneaky that he could do and smiled. He got out of his bed and snuck over to Luxray's bed.
Luxray was smiling in his sleep and Manectric licked his lips. He climbed on top of Luxray's bed and heard him mutter something.
"…Mightyena", he said in his sleep.
Suddenly, Manectric was flipped over and Luxray was now on top of him. He suddenly felt Luxray's muzzle on his and moaned when his tongue entered it. He closed his eyes and spread his legs. Luxray felt 'Mightyena's' legs open and moved a paw in between them, where he got the shock of his life.
He eyes snapped open and he saw Manectric smiling at him. Luxray screamed and fell out of his bed, waking the others.
"What the-"asked Houndoom before looking at who was in Luxray's bed and who was on the floor. "Um…what the hell happened?"
"I don't know!" shouted Luxray. "All I know is that I fell asleep and Manectric was in his bed. And when I thought I was dreaming about…doing something, I felt something weird and when I woke up… I saw him in my bed with me!"
"You sure you two didn't get it on last night?" asked Fraxure.
"What are you talking about?' asked Luxray, nervously.
"We saw you two kissing last night", said Pupitar.
Luxray's eyes widened. "Okay, that wasn't consensual, he did that to me!"
"Manectric, what is wrong with you?" asked Wooper.
"Nothing…I just really like Luxray", said Manectric getting off of his bed.
"Creepy", said Rufflet.
"Well…let's change the subject now, this is getting really uncomfortable", said Lucario.
"Agreed", said Arcanine.
"Yeah guys, plus, we should be getting ready for the challenge", said Pupitar.
"CAMPERS! TIME FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE, MEET US AT THE MESS HALL!"
"It'd better not be another fear challenge", said Lucario, folding his arms.
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The guys from both teams had arrived at the mess hall. None of the ladies came from the cabins.
"Where are all the females? I feel uncomfortable being next to only guys", said Gulpin.
"Yeah…" said Farfetch'd.
Raikou and Entei entered the mess hall and saw that only the guys were there.
"Okay, where are the girls?" asked Raikou.
"They didn't come out of the cabins", said Carracosta.
"Ugh…Farfetch'd, Honchkrow, go see what's taking them so long", said Raikou.
"Sure…give me the psycho", said Honchkrow as he flew out of the mess hall.
"Hey, I'm not a psycho!" shouted Farfetch'd as he flew out after him.
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All of the girls from both teams were inside the Palkias' cabin talking.
"So…you think he's the cutest?" asked Swanna.
"Yeah", said Flaaffy. "Definitely."
"Well, since we're done with the list, let's go-"
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Mienshao opened it, and was greeted by Farfetch'd.
"Hey Mienshao, I was just wondering if you girls were coming to the mess hall, because the challenge is about to start", said Farfetch'd.
"It is?" asked Mienshao, shocked.
"Yeah, so…are you coming?" asked Farfetch'd.
"Yeah, we'll be right there", said Mienshao.
"Great, thanks", said Farfetch'd as he and Honchkrow flew back to the mess hall.
"What happened?" asked Quilava.
"Farfetch'd just told me that the challenge is about to start", explained Mienshao. "We need to go."
The girls immediately got up and ran out of the cabin, with Zoroark, dropping the list they were making outside.
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Farfetch'd and Honchkrow made it back to the mess hall.
"So…" said Klang.
"They're coming", said Honchkrow.
As soon as he said that, the girls came through the door.
"Sorry we're late we were…talking about something", said Pidgeotto.
"Oh yeah?" asked Crawdaunt. "What?"
"Girl stuff", said Zoroark.
"Okay, point taken", said Crawdaunt.
"Alright, now that you all are finally here, it's time for the next challenge…an eating challenge", said Raikou.
Piloswine and Gulpin instantly smiled.
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"Now this is my type of challenge!" cheered Gulpin.
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"Awesome", said Piloswine. "I get to eat more stuff!"
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The Palkias and Dialgas were at separate tables.
"Alright, the rules are simple, you must finish everything on your plate", said Raikou. "If you don't, you're out of the competition. There will be five rounds in which you'll have to devour the food given to you. Even though I doubt any of you will even make it that far."
While Raikou continued explaining the rules, Lairon was talking to Honchkrow.
"Here", she said, handing him a bottle of a brown substance.
"What is this?" asked Honchkrow.
"Don't worry about it, now go spike Gulpin's food", said Lairon.
"What, why?" asked Honchkrow. "I thought you wanted us to lose."
"I do, but I still want to make the other team suffer too."
"So…basically you don't care if either team loses", said Honchkrow.
"Nope", said Lairon. "Now do it after they give the food to us."
Honchkrow groaned. "Fine."
"Alright, those are the rules, now let's get started", said Raikou. "Entei, the first dish please!"
Entei came out with a pot full of 'meatballs'.
"Wow, I thought it was gonna be something gross for a minute there", said Swablu.
Entei had put two 'meatballs' on each player's plate and smiled at Raikou.
"Now, this is gonna be Fear Factor, each person is gonna eat their food one after another, the only difference is that we're gonna tell you what they really are after you all eat them." said Raikou. "Now, I'm gonna start with…the Dialgas. Gulpin, you get to go first."
Gulpin, being a stomach immediately sucked the 'meatballs' into his mouth and swallowed them whole. He twitched a bit, but he pulled through.
"Okay, how were they?" asked Raikou.
"They tasted weird…and they had hair in them", said Gulpin spitting out a hair.
"Okay, Cinccino, you're next", said Raikou.
Cinccino gulped and hesitantly grabbed one of the 'meatballs'. She bit down on it and chewed it. Her eyes immediately widened and she licked her lips.
"These aren't bad", she said.
She immediately finished them both and smiled.
Raikou stifled a laugh, "Okay, Espeon, you're next."
Espeon smelled them and decided that they smelled alright, so she devoured them both and immediately got the same reaction as Cinccino.
"Wow, those were great", said Espeon, licking her lips.
"Alright Farfetch'd, you're next", said Raikou.
Farfetch'd took out a knife and cut a few parts of his onion stalk on them. He then consumed them both, shuddering at the taste.
"Those things were too salty", said Farfetch'd.
"What are you talking about? Those were great", said Espeon.
"Maybe to you girls", said Gulpin.
"Blitzle, you're up", said Raikou.
"Um…no thanks, based on what those two said, I don't think I'm gonna do it", said Blitzle.
"Alright, you're out then", said Raikou. "Ponyta, avenge your pussy of a boyfriend."
"Good luck Ponyta", said Blitzle, ignoring Raikou's comment.
Ponyta ate both of the 'meatballs' and smiled happily after finishing.
"Alright, so far five of you have eaten, which means five points for the Dialgas", said Raikou. "Vanillite, you're next dude."
Vanillite froze both of the 'meatballs' and devoured them, but he didn't know that doing that only made it taste weirder.
"That was awful", said Vanillite.
"Okay, screw this let's just get this dish over with!" said Kirlia as she, as well as her other teammates ate the 'meatballs'.
Most of the guys almost threw up and shuddered, while the girls mostly enjoyed it, except Mienshao and Floatzel.
"Alright Dialgas, you have nineteen points, no thanks to Blitzle", said Raikou.
"Shut up", said Blitzle.
"Now, Palkias, it's your turn", said Raikou.
"Well, if it was easy to them, it'll be easy for us", said Pupitar.
"You don't even have a mouth", said Lairon.
"We…I do, it's just inside this shell", said Pupitar.
"Well, if you think it's so easy, do it", said Lairon. "Oh wait, you don't have arms."
Pupitar sighed. "Quilava."
Quilava nodded and put the 'meatballs' into his eye holes. They fell down to his mouth, although it wasn't seen. After he ate them, he had a sick look on his face.
"Okay, that was terrible", said Pupitar, his right eye twitching a bit.
"Really?" asked Quilava as she ate hers. Her eyes widened. "These are great."
The other girls ate theirs and immediately had the same reaction.
"Okay, did you guys spike these things so that the boys hate it and the girls love it?" asked Rufflet.
"No, we didn't do anything to your food", said Raikou. "Although I think we should have."
"Now, are you guys gonna be pussies like Blitzle, or are you gonna eat?" asked Entei, making Blitzle growl.
The Palkia guys all looked at Pupitar. "It's not that bad, it's just…weird."
The guys shrugged their shoulders and devoured their food. Almost all of the guys shuddered, except for Manectric.
"Nice", said Raikou, smiling.
"Alright wise guy, we're finished…and I'm pretty sure those weren't meatballs", said Houndoom. "What were they?"
"Well, since you asked so kindly, they were actually Arcanine testicles", said Raikou smiling. "We just wrapped them in ground beef to make them look like that."
All of the guys, as well as some of the girls were horrified and looked at Arcanine. His eyes were twitching, he began sweating, and soon enough, he ran towards the nearest trash can, along with some of the other guys.
"Ha, that's why I didn't eat it", said Blitzle before he realized something. "…that's probably why the girls liked it."
"You could've warned us", said Crawdaunt, before vomiting once more. "That was some Fear Factor shit."
"Ah, I love this show", said Raikou.
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"Alright, seeing that you all enjoyed the last dish, we're going to the next one", said Raikou.
"You two are sick", said Arcanine in a raspy voice.
"I know, now its time for the next dish. Bring it out Entei!"
Entei came out with a huge pile of what looked like corndogs. They had golden outsides like corndogs and had the exact same smell.
"Okay, that is real food, I can tell by the smell", said Lucario. "And corndogs are made from different parts of the body, so it won't be bad."
"Well, if you think so, your team can go first", said Entei growled.
Lucario's eyes widened and his team glared at him.
"I'm not doin' it this time, I'm out", said Arcanine.
"Ah come on, don't be a wimp", said Klang.
"I'm not a wimp; I'm just not about to have my world view fucked up because of this challenge."
"That's the same as being a wimp", said Klang.
"I just another male's balls! I'm not about something else that looks…weird, especially if it's cylindrical", growled Arcanine. "Plus, your fucking mouth stays open, how is it gonna look when you eat it?"
Klang's eyes widened. "Okay I'm out too."
"What about the rest of you?" asked Raikou.
In response, Zoroark ate hers slowly, making sure to get Lucario's reaction. Lucario stared at her wide-eyed before snapping out of it and eating his, and surprisingly, it tasted like the real thing. Pupitar once again had Quilava feed him, before she ate her own. Houndoom hesitantly ate the 'corndog', making sure that he didn't make himself look like he was doing something else. Luxray closed his eyes and swiftly ate the 'corndog.' Mightyena ate it easily with no trouble. Ninetales and Absol ate theirs as well, and smiled when they finished. Xatu declined eating it, as he saw the future and knew what it was. Flaaffy finished her 'corndog' as Lairon and Fraxure both ate theirs as well. Honchkrow attempted to eat his, but was too scared to know what it actually was, making him leave it alone. Rufflet worried about choking and didn't even attempt to devour it. Swanna quickly ate her corndog, as did Wooper and Pidgeotto. Manectric, who was next to Luxray, also slowly ate his food item while giving Luxray a lustful look, making him shudder.
"Alright, four of you are out, meaning that your team now has seventeen players left", said Raikou. "Dialgas, it's your turn."
The Dialgas were cautious considering the fact that their last dish was terrible.
"Okay, I'm not doing it this time, I'm worried", said Espeon.
"I'm not doing it either" said Floatzel.
"Neither am I", said Mienshao.
"Wow, three chickens already", said Raikou. "We must be doing a great job with this game."
"Well I'm not a chicken", said Krabby as she ate her 'corndog'.
Her teammates followed suit, but a few of them, mainly Cinccino, Swellow, and Sigilyph, refused to eat their 'corndogs.'
"So…did you all enjoy it?" asked Raikou.
"It wasn't as bad as the first one", said Farfetch'd.
"Well…that's strange, because that was fried Emboar rectum battered and fried into a corndog", said Raikou smiled.
Most of the players vomited and others twitched.
"What is with you sick bastards?" asked Ferroseed.
"Oh suck it up wimps, humans do it all the time on Fear Factor", said Raikou.
"They eat animals! This is cannibalism!" shouted Luxray.
"No it's not, it's true that we're Pokemon, but we eat each other to survive", said Raikou.
"Oh, so can I eat Vanillite?" asked Piloswine, making Vanillite stare at him, shocked.
"No", said Raikou.
"Aww…" groaned Piloswine, sadly.
"Okay, now, it's time for the third dish", said Raikou. "Entei!"
Entei came out and before setting the food out, he put a blindfold over everyone's eyes that were still in the game.
"Why do we need blindfolds?" asked Flaaffy.
"Don't ask questions woman!" shouted Entei as he placed the dish on everyone's place.
The players that were watching from the sidelines were shocked at what they saw. The players' next dish looked like spaghetti, but they were pretty sure that it wasn't.
"Alright, Dialgas, you get to go first", said Raikou.
"What is the dish and why do we need blindfolds?!" shouted Ferroseed.
"The dish is spaghetti, and because we said so!" shouted Raikou.
"Oh, I love spaghetti", said Ponyta as she felt for a nearby fork and picked one up. She put it inside the spaghetti and took a bite.
She spit it back out and ripped her blindfold off. "I'm not finishing that, it tastes like shit!"
Farfetch'd went next and took a bite. The taste was vaguely familiar to him. Suddenly, he started panting, his eyes grew their red irises, and he grew his jagged teeth.
"Farfetch'd!" shouted Raikou.
Farfetch'd snapped out of it and chuckled nervously. "Sorry, but…I don't think I'll be able to finish this without killing someone", said Farfetch'd, sheepishly as he took his blindfold off.
"What the hell, you guys are wimps, it's just spaghetti", said Krabby.
"Girl, it's not spaghetti, it's something else!" shouted Crawdaunt. "Haven't you learned anything from the last two dishes they just served us? These two can't be trusted."
"Oh shut up and eat", said Entei, picking up a fork and jamming some of the 'spaghetti' into Crawdaunt's mouth.
Crawdaunt swallowed it and gagged.
"Come on Crawdolt, finish it", said Krabby.
"Shut up Krappy", said Crawdaunt as he slowly continued eating.
When he finally finished, he sighed and panted. "That was awful."
"Oh your such a wuss", said Krabby as she started eating her own spaghetti. She showed no disgust and slurped it all up with ease.
"Wow Krabby, you're a freak", said Raikou.
"I'm not a freak; I just don't want my team to lose because a few wimps are afraid of eating something."
"Gee, thanks a lot", said Gulpin as he finished his 'spaghetti'.
Piloswine easily devoured his as well, proving that he wasn't a wimp.
"I'm not doing this and I don't care if I'm a wimp", said Vanillite.
Ferroseed used his spikes to absorb the 'spaghetti' into his stomach and he almost threw up. However, he successfully held it down. Kirlia slurped down her 'spaghetti' and soon felt sick. Drilbur took one bite and immediately spit it out.
"Screw this, I'm done", said Drilbur as he ripped off his blindfold and walked towards the bench.
"And he calls me a pussy", said Entei, laughing.
Carracosta somehow was able to down the 'spaghetti' and panted when he was finished. Vibrava was having a tough time eating his 'spaghetti'. One of his personalities almost broke out from the tough time, but he gave p in the last second. Swablu, being a bird, easily slurped down the 'spaghetti' and smiled.
"Wow, you guys had…four people quit, you guys are sucking right now", said Raikou. "Palkias, it's your turn."
"Aw crap", said Wooper. "If four people quit on their team, you know it's bad."
"Oh come on, it can't be that bad", said Swanna as she took a bite and slurped a bit of it up. She gagged and spit it back out. "Oh my Arceus, that was terrible! It tastes like blood! I'm out."
"Uh…I'm gonna sit this one out", said Pidgeotto as she took off her blindfold.
"Same here", agreed Wooper as he shook the blindfold off of his head.
"Oh my Arceus, are you kidding me, we have three quitters already?" asked Lairon. "Fuck this."
She started to eat her 'spaghetti' and really enjoyed the taste. "That wasn't so bad."
Quilava took a bite out of her plate of the 'spaghetti and immediately started gagging. "I'm done", she said. "That's just disgusting."
"Well, can you at least help me?" asked Pupitar.
"Sorry baby, but I can't see you because of this blindfold", said Quilava.
"Oh no", said Pupitar. "This is bad."
After Pupitar failed, some of teammates started to fail as well. Houndoom was able to devour the food, but he threw up in the last second. Luxray refused to eat the food because of what he heard it was like. Mightyena ate it and smiled happily. Ninetales also easily ate her plate, as did Absol. Flaaffy threw up and didn't finish her plate. Fraxure easily gobbled down the pasta and shrugged off the taste. Lucario, Manectric, and Zoroark, all didn't want to be bothered with this dish, mainly because Manectric wanted to be with Luxray, and Lucario and Zoroark were about to make out.
"Wow…just wow", laughed Raikou. "I thought only a few of you would wuss out but, I guess I was wrong!"
"Yeah, now it's eight players on the Dialgas and like…five on the Palkias", said Entei. "There's only one dude left for the Palkias."
Raikou looked over and laughed even harder. "Wow, well I guess we know who the alpha male for the Palkias is."
"Oh shut up", said Houndoom.
Raikou's chuckling slowed down and he finally stopped. "Whatever, oh and that spaghetti was Charizard intestines covered in food coloring and blood."
Almost everyone that had eaten or taken a bite out of it immediately grabbed some buckets from under the table and started vomiting…except Gulpin and Piloswine, who didn't care. To them, food is food, no matter what it is.
"Alright, it's time for the next dish, and because we're nice, we're gonna tell you what it is first", said Raikou.
"Thank Arceus", said Swablu.
"Alright, I'm just gonna say that it's pizza", said Raikou as Entei brought it out.
What the final fourteen campers saw on the pizza shocked them. It had yellow spots, hair, Magikarp guts, and a bunch of ketchup on it, disguised as sauce.
"Oh Arceus, I think I'm gonna be sick", said Carracosta, holding a fin to his mouth.
Entei put a slice on everyone's plate and the players got extremely nervous.
"Alright, you all can start at the same time now", said Raikou.
"Done", said Gulpin and Piloswine simultaneously.
"Okay, you two are just weird", said Entei.
"I know", they both said.
Ferroseed slowly poked one of his spikes into the pizza and sucked up a bit. He immediately twitched and uncontrollably started firing spikes everywhere before fainting.
"Okay, he's out", said Raikou.
""Wuss", said Lairon as she took a bite. Her eyes twitched and she immediately spit it out. "I'm done."
"Wow that was quick", said Raikou.
Crawdaunt and Krabby both took a bite out of their slices. Crawdaunt began twitching, while Krabby immediately passed out. "Nope, I'm not doing this; I've eaten enough crap today."
He went to the bench as Krabby got up and followed him.
Mightyena and Ninetales quit without even eating it, as they were scared after seeing the other players' reactions.
Absol tried to eat it, but the horrible taste overwhelmed her and she threw up. Fraxure sucked it up and held his breath, as most taste senses come from the nasal passages and the smell, and was able to devour it with ease, despite tasting a bit of it.
Kirlia and Swablu smiled at each other and quit, as they had two of the hungriest Pokemon on their team. Carracosta sighed and tried to eat his slice, but he failed.
"Alright, it's two against one, this is gonna be interesting", said Raikou. "Entei, bring out the final dish!"
Entei came out with bowls of what appeared to be chocolate ice cream, but the smell immediately gave it away as to what it actually was.
"Really, you expect us to eat shit?" asked Piloswine.
"Well, shit is food that has been digested and bonded together inside the body", said Raikou.
"Oh boy!" said Gulpin as he opened his huge mouth and swallow his bowl whole, leaving everyone shocked.
"Did you seriously just eat that?' asked Piloswine.
"I'm a Poison-type, that kind of stuff has no effect on me", said Gulpin.
"Um…Piloswine, Fraxure, are you gonna eat it?" asked Raikou.
"No fuckin' way", said Fraxure.
"Same here", said Piloswine.
"Well then, it looks like the Dialgas win!"
The Dialgas cheered while the Palkias were scowling and had angry looks on their faces.
"Well Palkias, what can I say? You guys are sucking", said Raikou. "Meet me at the elimination ceremony at in about an hour."
"Why so late?" asked Raikou.
"Because it's gonna be hard to decide who's gonna go home on your team", said Raikou.
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"I thought I told you to spike Gulpin's food!" shouted Lairon.
"Hey, don't blame me for not doing it, they still had Piloswine", said Honchkrow.
Lairon growled. "I guess you have a point, so who do we vote off?"
"Well…I say Arcanine, he was the first one to wuss out on our team", said Klang.
"Dude, would you have kept eating after eating a male of the same species' balls?" asked Honchkrow.
"Never put that image in my head, I'm not gay", said Klang, shuddering.
"How about Fraxure?" asked Lairon. "He lost it for the team."
"Piloswine and Gulpin were still in, he wouldn't have stood a chance", said Honchkrow. "Let's just stick to the plan and vote out Zoroark because of her uselessness."
"Fine", said Klang. "Now we gotta go, Crawdaunt wanted to see us for some reason."
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Crawdaunt had asked all of the guys to meet him by the mess hall.
"Alright, what did you want jockstrap?" asked Klang.
"Well, you know how the girls were late, and they said that they were talking about 'girl stuff'?" asked Crawdaunt.
"Yeah", said Arcanine.
"Well…I told Rufflet to sneak into the girl's cabin and look around for anything suspicious", said Crawdaunt.
"What the-", started Wooper. "Most of these girls are violent, they'll kill him."
"No they won't, he's too cute to kill", said Crawdaunt. "That's why I sent him."
"Where is he then?" asked Blitzle.
"I have no idea", said Crawdaunt, making everyone give him a look.
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Rufflet was inside the girls' cabins looking for something suspicious.
"Why the hell would he make me do this, out of everyone?" asked Rufflet as he opened a jewelry box. "I hate violating others' privacy, especially if they're girls."
Sighing, he gave up and stepped out of the cabin. On his way back towards the bathroom, he stepped on a piece of paper that read 'Sexiest Guys' on the top. Rufflet curiously picked it up in his beak and was about to take it to the guys, but he heard a familiar voice and froze up with fear.
"He's got the list!" shouted Espeon.
Rufflet turned around and saw all of the girls staring at him, anger evident in their eyes. Rufflet sweatdropped and turned back around before running with the list still in his mouth.
The girls closed in on him, but then soon enough, something expected happened, Rufflet started flapping his wings, and soon enough he found himself in the air.
"I-I'm flying…I'M FLYING!" he said happily as he sped up, leaving the ladies behind…for the moment.
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"Here he comes", said Luxray. "Wait…is he…flying?"
"Way to go Rufflet!" yelled Wooper.
Rufflet was almost towards the guys, when he felt himself stop. The guys saw a pink aura surround Rufflet and soon heard footsteps.
"Oh no", said Farfetch'd as he and the guys tried to break him free from the barrier, with no success.
The girls appeared from the bushes angrily and charged towards the guys, who screamed.
"Sorry about this Rufflet!" said Houndoom as he bit him, making the barrier disappear.
The guys all ran into the guys into the mess hall and locked it by barricading the door with the tables.
"Alright, let's see what's going on here", said Vibrava as Crawdaunt opened the paper. "Wow."
"What does it say?" asked Piloswine.
"It's a list of all of us based on our sexiness…" said Crawdaunt.
"What?" asked Gulpin. "Then hang it up, I wanna see!"
"So do I", said Ferroseed.
Crawdaunt held up the list on the wall and Vanillite froze the ends.
"Alright, now let's see here", said Houndoom
Sexiest Males on the Island:
Lucario
Fraxure
Pupitar
Luxray
Arcanine
Blitzle
Vibrava
Rufflet
Vanillite
Houndoom
Wooper
Drilbur
Carracosta
Farfetch'd
Honchkrow
Crawdaunt
Manectric
Xatu
Carvanha
Gulpin
Piloswine
Ferroseed
Klang
Dusclops
"Hell yeah! I'm first", said Lucario, happily.
Fraxure, Luxray, Arcanine, and Pupitar were satisfied, as were Blitzle, Rufflet, and Wooper .
"I can't believe the highest pre-evolution on our team", said Rufflet.
Vanillite, Houndoom, and Drilbur were satisfied, and Carracosta, Farfetch'd, and Honchkrow were neutral.
"How am I sixteenth?" asked Crawdaunt angrily. "I'm pretty sure I'm hotter than a war veteran and a gangster."
Honchkrow and Farfetch'd glared at him.
"Eh, I don't really give a damn", said Klang.
"Same here", said Ferroseed. "But how are we lower than a gay guy?"
Manectric gave him a look.
"Yay, I'm not last!" cheered Gulpin.
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Outside, the girls were planning on murdering the guys as soon as they came out. Soon enough, the doors opened and the guys came out with smiles on their faces.
"Well, your girl stuff was very interesting", said Crawdaunt angrily.
"Glad you think so, but now we're gonna kill you all!" shouted Zoroark.
Suddenly, the intercom blared. "TIME FOR ELIMINATION!"
"Looks like you're gonna have to save that for later", said Wooper.
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"I'm voting for Mightyena. That bitch needs to learn", said Manectric.
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"I'm voting for…Klang, he just seems too shady", said Quilava. "I told a few of the others about it and they agreed with me."
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"Zoroark", said Klang.
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"Arcanine", said Pidgeotto.
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"Klang is just too shady and secluded. He see him exit the cabin every morning", said Pupitar. "I've seen Honchkrow too…but he's a dark-type and he's used to it."
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"Alright, when I call your name, you're safe Pupitar…Quilava…Ninetales…Absol…Mightyena…Manectric…Luxray…Houndoom…" started Raikou. "Xatu…Flaaffy…Wooper…Rufflet…Fraxure…Lairon…Honchkrow…Arcanine…Lucario…Swanna…and Pidgeotto."
"Zoroark…Klang…you guys are at the bottom", said Raikou. "I'm not sure why, but the last person safe is…
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…Zoroark. Klang, you're out."
"What the-" asked Klang, looking at Honchkrow and Lairon, who didn't know why he was eliminated. "You know what, fine, this game sucked anyway."
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"How the hell am I out?" asked Klang. "I didn't do anything!"
"I hate this game. I don't want anyone to win."
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*Lairon was laughing maniacally*
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Klang was taped to the chair, but his gears sliced through it.
"Can I just float?" asked Klang.
"No, Entei you have the stuff?" asked Raikou.
"Right here", said Entei, pulling out glue.
"What's that gonna do?" asked Klang.
Entei sprayed some glue on Klang's back and stuck him to the chair before lighting the fireworks.
"Aw, crap", said Klang. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Another loser bites the dust", said Raikou. "Now, let's go plan the next torture."
He and Entei went back to their trailers.
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Well, Klang's out…whatever. Lairon lost an alliance member, but she doesn't give a damn. I hope you guys read and review this, please. Please review. There was a lot of disgusting food consumed…that's gross. Well, let's hope they all get over it on the next Ultimate Total…Pokemon…Island!
Next time: A singing contest proves who rocks hard and who who'll be singin' the blues.
