WHOO! 32 reviews! I made it to 32 reviews! Okay this is chapter 9. I guess I have to get back to some of the things that I wrote in previous chapters. I guess that mean I have to write something funny to get back to InuYasha's mom leaving/cheating…
Disclaimer: I DON"T OWN INUYASHA. TT (it's not fair)
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Chapter 9: Too many questions
InuTaisho was sitting in his car, which was parked in the driveway of his rather large house. He was depressed about something, and needed his sons to answer a few questions. Should he ask Sesshomaru first? Should he ask Sesshomaru at all? He wouldn't care. InuTaisho knew it. But…InuYasha? Of course he would care. It was about his mother!
What luck… said InuTaisho watching InuYasha walking out the front door. I guess I have to.
InuTaisho stepped out of his car with his briefcase in hand. This might have been coincidence, but as soon as InuTaisho stepped out of his car, InuYasha walked back into the house. He didn't even look at his father.
InuTaisho walked into his house. A rather revolting stench filled his keen nose. Then, InuTaisho looked down.
"Who took a dump on the floor?!!" yelled InuTaisho making the house tremble with his low voice.
"That's what I was going to ask Sesshomaru, but he's not home," said InuYasha.
"Where'd he go?" asked InuTaisho.
"I have no clue…" replied InuYasha.
"…You gonna clean that up?"
Hell-to-the-no! Thought InuYasha.
"…Of all the times to loose your mind…" said InuYasha walking up to his room.
InuTaisho followed InuYasha.
"Wait, InuYasha," said InuTaisho. "I need to talk to you for a second."
"What about?" asked InuYasha stopping at the top of the stairs.
"…You mean who about," said InuTaisho.
InuYasha sighed.
"What did I do this time?" asked InuYasha.
"Nothing," replied InuTaisho. "I didn't say it was your fault, but it involves you."
"Oh, O.K."
InuTaisho went into his son's room after InuYasha sat down on his bed, and sat next to InuYasha.
"InuYasha…? I actually have two things to talk to you about," said InuTaisho.
"Well?" said InuYasha impatiently.
"The first is …I found out your mother was cheating on me…" said InuTaisho quietly.
"What?!?" exclaimed InuYasha. "She was?!"
"Don't be surprised. You were in that chapter, too."
"I wasn't in the house, though, remember?"
"…N-oh, yeah… But still. What am I going to do now?"
"Why are you asking me?"
"Because this is your mother… and I need to know what you want to happen."
"Happen how?"
"I'm just saying, if we ended up getting a divorce, would you want to live with your mother or me?"
InuYasha couldn't believe this. His dad was asking him to choose between his parents out of one of the hardest decisions that InuYasha would ever have to make.
"Just think about it for a while…" said InuTaisho softly.
"I don't wanna think about it!" yelled InuYasha like a spoiled little kid.
"Where did that come from?"
"I don't know, but you will never hear it again."
"Uhhh-huh…"
"What was the other thing you wanted to ask me?" asked InuYasha trying to get off this subject.
"Oh, right. How was it?"
InuYasha stared at his father. He didn't get it. What was he supposed to like?
"…What are you talking about…?" asked InuYasha.
"You know…" replied InuTaisho.
"No… I don't."
"I see. Let me rephrase this. How was she?"
InuYasha understood it now, but who was the girl he was talking about?
"How was who…?' asked InuYasha sounding slightly confused.
"Kagome! How do you forget something like that?!"
"What when we…-you saw that?!!"
"Of course! As a matter of fact, anyone who looked into your window saw it."
"You were SPYING ON ME?!?!"
"Yep!" said InuTaisho triumphantly.
InuYasha felt his face heat up. This was really wrong. Why the hell does he do this?!
Thought InuYasha.
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The tenth chapter is next!
In that chap, I'm going to get further into this and then on to something a lot funnier! If I can come up with something funny to write…
Don't worry! I'll think of something! As a matter of fact, I already have some things in my head!
Plz read and review
By the way… what should I write about InuYasha's mother…?
And Sesshomaru? (still posing the question: should Sesshomaru be gay, straight, bisexual, or metro sexual?
