Well, finally got THIS written. Here are the results, and also, an episode for rya-fire1 who simply wanted to be in the show.

Random tidbit of knowledge: The song the Silent sang was about silence, the Dalek was singing screamo, the Angel sang Concrete Angel, and Casckett sang a Chameleon Circuit song, written by Whovians, FOR Whovians! That's right! No random song choices here!

Thanks to rya-fire1, hogwartsmockingjaysilvertong ue, and DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympian s for the favorites!

CasckettInWhoville- haha no problem. And no...no stalkers here...nope...

- I know. Weird, right?

sciphy- Oh man, so I finally watched it...DEAD! TOO FUNNY! And also...that is possibly the weirdest thing I've ever heard...OF COURSE it will go in!

TheStarKidsHaveThePhoneBox- Aren't they great?! And come on, you're just jealous that YOU didn't get to play ;)

PeaceLoveAndCheese- PLAC? PLAC?! NOOO! Oh, you're alright. Good. And...um...yeah I actually LIKE math...

rya-fire1- Not my song, Chameleon Circuit. Check them out! They're great!

Seiga Niko- Yes. Yes it is. RUN NIKO, RUN!

Ashena-Iulik- Yeah, it actually does. Haha parents. They just don't understand!

Kimikono- Thanks for your vote!

OptimisticLivvy- Couldn't resist bringing it back xD

Girl With Starry Eyes- GASP! Don't...like...Camel-I can't even say it...Oh well. xD Thanks for the vote! :)

hogwartsmockingjaysilvertong ue- haha no problem xD

Spike20096- Love them so much!

Time-Lady-Lindy- Good enough reason for me!

swordsandstories- Thanks! And yes, I will put you on the show...eventually... *looks at the piles of requests and "hmm"s* Yeah, had to give them at least ONE win xD

Qu0thTheRavenNeverm0re- Thanks for the vote!

DoctorWhoaliaandtheOlympians - Thanks! And yes, of course!

AlaisMarie- Oh well, to each their own. I think that, as of this moment, I pretty much AM the Canadian fangirl Graham Norton...huh. Yes I will do that, and oh well. I don't really care how I get the requests, I was just told that you're supposed to get them PMed to you, rather than in the reviews. *stuffs a Jammy Dodger in her mouth* Thanks.


As the theme music is played, the audience claps. "Who Wants To Be A Companion?!" flashes in neon lights on the stage. After a moment, the audience stops clapping; they can hear someone humming the music. A spotlight is shone on rya-fire1, who is sitting in Nickel's chair, her eyes shut as she hums happily. Once the music stops, she opens her eyes and grins. "Well hey there, folks! Welcome to 'Who Wants To Be A Companion?!'"

No one applauds; they all stare at Rya in confusion. "Hey!" cries out one brave soul. "Where's Nickel?!"

Rya taps her fingers—one-two-three-four, one-two-three-four, one-two-three-four—as she glares at the audience member. "Nickel," she spits, "is…well…a bit busy at the moment…" She laughs evilly as thunder booms and lightening crashes, which is strange, seeing as everyone is indoors.

Too afraid to question her, the audience awaits Rya's announcements. "Today on our show," she grins, "we have the results from 'Whovian Idol!' You all voted, so let's get our contestants up here!" A glare is all it takes to make the audience cheer fearfully.

The contestants walk onto the stage, nervously awaiting the results.

"Bill the Silent," calls Rya. Bill walks to stand center-stage with her. There is a drumroll as Rya opens the envelope in her hands. She reads the contents and looks up at Bill. "Sorry, but you have been…disqualified! Unfortunately, you were supposed to sing, and you didn't. Bye now!"

Bill tries to protest, to tell her that he did in fact sing, she just can't remember, but he is sucked down a trapdoor before he gets the chance.

"Steve the Dalek!"

Steve wheels up to Rya and shouts "I HOPE I HAVE WON!"

Rya shakes her head. "Sorry, Steve, but you didn't. Now get off the stage before I call the Doctor."

There is a brief pause before Steve screams "DOCTOR…WHO?!" He is then shot out of a cannon and out of the building.

"Benedict the Weeping Angel!" Rya waits for a moment, but when he doesn't come up on his own accord, she calls him again. There is no response. She groans and rolls her eyes. "Well, that doesn't matter. You didn't win anyways! YO JOEY! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!" she shouts to a man with a wheelbarrow. As he is being wheeled offstage, Benedict feels a single, stone tear fall slowly down his face.

A scream from behind her makes Rya cringe. She turns to see Casckett jumping up and down, clapping her hands shouting "I won! I won! I WON!"

While Rya is distracted, Nickel sneaks onto the set. She is covered in cuts and bruises, her clothing torn and mangled. Coming up behind Rya, Nickel hits her in the back of the head with a frying pan, knocking her out cold. "Throw me to a bunch of hell hounds, will ya?! That's not enough to keep me from my show! JOEY!"

Nickel smiles sweetly at the audience while Joey drags Rya's limp body away. She breathes heavily, trying to catch her breath, and hands Casckett a trophy as the ending credits roll and the audience applauds.


Can I ask you guys a favor? Can we put the requests on hold? Just for a little bit?!

I'm up to my eyeballs in requests at the moment (On page FIVE of Word). I will GLADLY continue taking requests, but would you mind holding off, just until I catch up a bit? With school and work and everything, it's making it hard to keep up.

Everyone who has a request in already, will have it made. If you still want to be on the show, and haven't asked yet, just wait for a little bit, please. I'll let you know when I'm ready to take more.

Love and Jammy Dodgers,

-Nickel