A/N: Sorry for not updating in a long time, but if you checked my profile, it said that I was on vacation with no Internet connection, so I couldn't upload this chapter! I'm back, though, so please read and review! This is the last fifth year notes-passing chapter, just to let you know. Read and review or I won't update!!!
JP – Yes!!!
SB – What?
JP – It's our last year of Divination!
SB – How do you know that? If you pass the Divination O.W.L. then you'll have to take Divination again next year.
JP – Don't remind me! I am NOT going to pass!!!
RL – You seem very against it.
JP – Against what?
SB – Passing Divination, of course.
RL – See, even Padfoot with his pea-sized brain can figure it out.
SB – Hey! I resent that remark!
RL – I'm sure you do.
PP – Hey, Prongs!
JP – What is it, Wormtail?
PP – Evans!
JP – What about her?
PP – Never mind!
JP – Dammit, if you want to say something than say it!
PP – Sorry, I forgot.
JP – …
SB – Who wants to bet that that Trelawney girl will pass her Divination O.W.L.?
JP – Uh…
PP – Um…
RL – Understandably, no one, because she wants to be the Divination teacher after Hawthorn retires, and she loves Divination.
SB – Must you always be the voice of reason, Moony?
RL – Yes, I must, because no one else around here will do it.
JP – With good reason!
PP – Yeah!
RL – Why not?
SB – Because being "the voice of reason" is like being mature, or the "voice of doom," and none of us want to take that responsibility.
JP – Ugh!
SB – What?
JP – You spelled it right.
SB – What?
RL – You spelled "responsibility" right, Padfoot. Congratulations!
SB – Oh, stuff it. I'm not as dumb as I look, you know.
JP – Could've fooled me.
RL – Yeah, a lot of stuff fools you.
SB – Good one, Moony!
RL – Thanks.
JP – Why are you all ganging up on me here? I'm going to go rant at Evans and she'll lend me a shoulder to cry on…
SB – …
RL – …
PP – …
RL – What did the house-elves put in your breakfast this morning?
JP – I don't know… I don't know how to cook.
RL – God must have skipped the brains department when creating James.
JP – Ew! That sounded wrong!
RL – …
SB – Wormtail?
PP – Yeah?
SB – Did you know what we were talking—er, passing notes—about?
PP – Um, no.
SB – Then why did you write "…" like the rest of us?
PP – Because you all did, and I didn't want to be all by myself.
SB – …
RL – …
JP – And you're calling ME dumb??? Just look at Wormtail!
PP – Hey! I resent that remark!
RL – Do you even know what that means?
PP – No.
SB – They why did you say—er, write it?
PP – Because I heard Moony say that once, and it sounded smart.
RL – …
JP – …
SB – You're right. Forgive me, Prongs. You're NOT the dumbest one here.
JP – Duh, Captain Obvious!
SB – And do you know what that means?
JP – Um, no. I heard Evans say it once, and it sounded cool.
RL – …
SB – OK, I stand corrected. I really have NO idea who's dumber—Prongs or Wormtail?
RL – We could ask Lily.
SB – Yeah, but she's not in this class. Duh.
RL – You know, maybe we should add you to that "Who's dumber?" list. I meant after class, of course.
SB – Oh. Right. I knew that.
RL – Sure you did.
SB – Did too!
RL – Did not.
SB – Did too!
RL – Did not.
SB – Did too!
RL – Let's not continue. The last time two of us got into one of these arguments, we wasted three and a half sheets or parchment.
SB – Oh yeah, OK. And you know, if you ask Evans whom she thinks is dumber, she's definitely going to say James, cuz she hates him.
RL – True.
Bell rings
JP – Hi everyone! How's it going?
SB – …
RL – …
JP – Padfoot? Moony?
SB – Class is over now, dimwit.
JP – Oh, OK. Sorry!
A/N: So, how did you like it? I want at LEAST six reviews before I'm updating! Plus, I apologize for the long wait. I also apologize for the length (I think)... but I'm losing ideas. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to leave a review! (I always appreciate that... hint hint)
