A/N: Sorry for not updating in a long time, but if you checked my profile, it said that I was on vacation with no Internet connection, so I couldn't upload this chapter! I'm back, though, so please read and review! This is the last fifth year notes-passing chapter, just to let you know. Read and review or I won't update!!!

JP – Yes!!!

SB – What?

JP – It's our last year of Divination!

SB – How do you know that? If you pass the Divination O.W.L. then you'll have to take Divination again next year.

JP – Don't remind me! I am NOT going to pass!!!

RL – You seem very against it.

JP – Against what?

SB – Passing Divination, of course.

RL – See, even Padfoot with his pea-sized brain can figure it out.

SB – Hey! I resent that remark!

RL – I'm sure you do.

PP – Hey, Prongs!

JP – What is it, Wormtail?

PP – Evans!

JP – What about her?

PP – Never mind!

JP – Dammit, if you want to say something than say it!

PP – Sorry, I forgot.

JP – …

SB – Who wants to bet that that Trelawney girl will pass her Divination O.W.L.?

JP – Uh…

PP – Um…

RL – Understandably, no one, because she wants to be the Divination teacher after Hawthorn retires, and she loves Divination.

SB – Must you always be the voice of reason, Moony?

RL – Yes, I must, because no one else around here will do it.

JP – With good reason!

PP – Yeah!

RL – Why not?

SB – Because being "the voice of reason" is like being mature, or the "voice of doom," and none of us want to take that responsibility.

JP – Ugh!

SB – What?

JP – You spelled it right.

SB – What?

RL – You spelled "responsibility" right, Padfoot. Congratulations!

SB – Oh, stuff it. I'm not as dumb as I look, you know.

JP – Could've fooled me.

RL – Yeah, a lot of stuff fools you.

SB – Good one, Moony!

RL – Thanks.

JP – Why are you all ganging up on me here? I'm going to go rant at Evans and she'll lend me a shoulder to cry on…

SB – …

RL – …

PP – …

RL – What did the house-elves put in your breakfast this morning?

JP – I don't know… I don't know how to cook.

RL – God must have skipped the brains department when creating James.

JP – Ew! That sounded wrong!

RL – …

SB – Wormtail?

PP – Yeah?

SB – Did you know what we were talking—er, passing notes—about?

PP – Um, no.

SB – Then why did you write "…" like the rest of us?

PP – Because you all did, and I didn't want to be all by myself.

SB – …

RL – …

JP – And you're calling ME dumb??? Just look at Wormtail!

PP – Hey! I resent that remark!

RL – Do you even know what that means?

PP – No.

SB – They why did you say—er, write it?

PP – Because I heard Moony say that once, and it sounded smart.

RL – …

JP – …

SB – You're right. Forgive me, Prongs. You're NOT the dumbest one here.

JP – Duh, Captain Obvious!

SB – And do you know what that means?

JP – Um, no. I heard Evans say it once, and it sounded cool.

RL – …

SB – OK, I stand corrected. I really have NO idea who's dumber—Prongs or Wormtail?

RL – We could ask Lily.

SB – Yeah, but she's not in this class. Duh.

RL – You know, maybe we should add you to that "Who's dumber?" list. I meant after class, of course.

SB – Oh. Right. I knew that.

RL – Sure you did.

SB – Did too!

RL – Did not.

SB – Did too!

RL – Did not.

SB – Did too!

RL – Let's not continue. The last time two of us got into one of these arguments, we wasted three and a half sheets or parchment.

SB – Oh yeah, OK. And you know, if you ask Evans whom she thinks is dumber, she's definitely going to say James, cuz she hates him.

RL – True.

Bell rings

JP – Hi everyone! How's it going?

SB – …

RL – …

JP – Padfoot? Moony?

SB – Class is over now, dimwit.

JP – Oh, OK. Sorry!

A/N: So, how did you like it? I want at LEAST six reviews before I'm updating! Plus, I apologize for the long wait. I also apologize for the length (I think)... but I'm losing ideas. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to leave a review! (I always appreciate that... hint hint)