A/N: Time for the random misadventures of my OCs!
B/N: This is pretty much filler... And filler that doesn't make much sense.
A/N: Yeah, but it's funny as hell!
As of 3/23: has had an error for the past few days. I finally found a way to get around it. Thanks DanteSparda894!
"Normalish talking"
"Normalish thinking"
"Demonic talking"
"Demonic thinking"
Me! The author if I have something to explain
The betaer, if he has anything to explain
(A/N: Me saying something irrelevant)
(B/N: Betaer saying something irrelevant)
Enjoy!
[Later that night]
"Good job on passing! Now, Would you like to live here? I know your house is crap, and we have a... few... extra rooms. The only reason we didn't before is because you weren't an adult..." Said Zen.
"Hell yea! So which one is mine?" Asked Naruto.
"Upstairs, last room on the left. There is a study above each room. Yours is not an exception. Go seal everything into a scroll and bring it over."
For the next part, I will have to explain something. With the war going on, the eight of them had to learn to deal with stress. Zen, being the leader of an army, just went insane. Azure, being his second-in-command, became an insomniac. Lika got increased sadistic tendencies and libido. Scotty was already insane, his family was killed in front of him, and just became more sadistic. Angle dealt with his stress through meditation and Darren immersed himself in music and becoming the best medic he possibly could. Setsuna cooked (a lot), and became the chronic prankster of the group, and Angel tortured the captives and read (a lot).
[A half hour later]
[A half hour later]
"Come, Captain Fuzzypants! We must find the honey nut Cheerio's before the magical orange elephants attack and steal the lampshade of death and destruction!" Shouted Zen, was dragging a franticly struggling Azure to the 6th level below ground.
"DAMMIT! I'M NOT CAPTAIN FUZZYPANTS! WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU TAKING ME?" shouted Azure, who was flailing randomly.
"I'm taking you to find the honey nut Cheerio's. Wait! I must find someone to defend the lampshade of death and destruction! Lieutenant Sarcasm! Front and center!"
"YES, ADMIRAL AKBAR!" shouted Scotty, who had appeared in front of him.
"ITSATRAP! Go protect the lampshade of death and destruction from the magical orange elephants! Recruit anyone you'd like for this assignment. You must be willing to sacrifice your life to protect it from the forces of evil!"
Far off in the distance, you could hear an old guy yelling "EEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!"
"...Who was that?" asked Zen.
About five seconds later, two old guys appeared. One of them said "Greetings! I am mermaid man, and this is barnacle boy. We hav-" at that point they fell on the ground and started gasping for breath, like a fish out of water.
This was the scene Naruto walked into. "...Who are they, and why are they flopping around on the ground like fish?" He asked somewhat hesitantly.
"They randomly appeared after I said 'evil.'" said Zen.
"EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!" shouted one of them.
"..."
They disappeared in a cloud of smoke. "Heheh...the wrinkly people are gone." said Zen. "Now, where were we... Oh, yeah! Come Captain Fuzzypants! We still must find the honey nut cheerio's!" and with that, Zen and Azure disappeared. No smoke, no flash of light, just the faint sounds of a scream on the wind.
"...Did I miss something?" asked Naruto.
[Later]
"Corporal Orange! We have returned from our quest!" Shouted Zen as he dragged Azure back, who was on the ground twitching and bleeding, with a box of honey nut cheerio's in his hand.
"...Is that me?" asked Naruto.
"It seems so..." said 'Lieutenant Sarcasm'.
Suddenly, the wall exploded, and a line of orange elephants walked in. Naruto wondered idly if there was LSD floating in the air ducts.
"NNNNNNOOOOOOO! YOU SHALL NOT GET THE LAMPSHADE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! MY FLYING PENS AND THE DRAGON BONETAIL (A/N: Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door.) SHALL DEFEAT YOU!" shouted Zen, and a large number of pens flew out. Followed by a huge dragon skeleton.
The resulting battle lasted for four hours, and destroyed the living room and a third of the the orange elephants were defeated and the world was saved form the wrath of the lampshade of death and destruction.
Naruto, who was twitching madly, put all of his stuff, which wasn't much, into his room.
[Later]
"HEY GUYS! MUSIC TIME!" shouted Darren, prompting all of the musically inclined people to drop what they were doing and run to the music room. Something that gave Naruto a panic attack.
Darren was quad sticking on a marimba, Scotty had a drum set, Angel had her bass, Angle played assorted brass/percussion instruments, and Azure and Zen had their guitars. The resulting music created an odd mix between rock, from the feel of the string instruments and the style of music, and concert band music, from the bells and the assorted brass parts, with a little bit of jazz.
[Still later]
"HEY GUYS I HAVE WAFFLES!" shouted Setsuna from the kitchen.
"WAFFLES! I WILL HAS DA DELICIOUS YUMMINESSES OF DA WAFFLEZ!" shouted Zen, who had appeared at the table and started banging his silverware on the table.
[Even Later]
Zen could be seen in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth muttering "The cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie"(B/N: From Portal) over and over for a few hours.
Naruto saw this. "I know he does things like this sometimes, but how often does he actually do insane stuff like this?" he asked no one in particular.
"He used to do it many, many times a day. But now he as it down to just when he's actually alone... or when he thinks he's alone. It's a far cry from when he used to go on killing sprees or just break down and cry on a daily basis." Naruto flinched. He hadn't even noticed Azure sneak up next to him.
[Even later after that]
The eight of them were sitting at a round(ish) table playing poker. Each of them had a mask that looked almost like... bone (A/N: It's a hollow mask. They already went to the Bleach universe and gained both soul reaper and hollow powers. They achieved bankai, the final form of their hollow powers, which could be considered a resurrection, and learned all kido made, and created a few of their own. No one can feel the spirit energy because no one is spiritually sensitive...and because their bodies can hide it.) to hide their face.
Zen's was in the shape of a fox's head with three whisker marks on each cheek in red and two slit eye holes, the outside pointing up at a 30 degree angle or so. Azure's was in a shape that vaguely resembles a truncated teardrop, with shark teeth, a blue water pattern over the left eye and a red fire pattern over the right. Lika had a plain white mask with the kanji for earth in the bottom left corner in brown, lightning about two thirds of the way up in yellow, wind at the top in green, fire opposite lightning in redish orange, and water opposite earth in blue (A/N: Anyone who knows the pattern and tells me in a review gets a cookie and a shout out for being smart!). Scotty's mask was green with black spiderweb cracks originating from the right eye. Setsuna's mask had blue snowflakes of differing size. Darren's mask has a symbol that looks somewhere in between a swastika and a red cross that got twisted and deformed like melted rubber, and turned black just above his left eye and the bridge of his nose. Angel had a black mask that covered her whole head with blood red angel wings on the side.
"Full house" grinned Azure, showing three nines and two fives.
"Straight" smirked Angle, showing a three of clubs, a four of hearts, a five of hearts, a six of diamonds, and a seven of hearts.
"GO FISH FUCKERS!" shouted Zen as he threw down his cards, showing a ten, a jack, a queen, a king, and an ace... all diamonds.
"...He won again...I'm starting to wonder why we even let him play..." muttered Azure.
"HAHA! Now you all have to go down that slide to square 37!" shouted Zen, obviously ignoring him.
"You're insane...still..." muttered Lika.
"Bingo! Yatzee! Where's my two hundred dollars? I sunk your battleship!"
A/N: Random insanity is so fun...
I've decided to only put the five girls that had the highest number of votes.
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