AN: Yay! The Day of the Doctor! So excited! Anyway, Thank you I'm awesome and y'all know it for reviewing. Now, on with the chapter!

a/n: OMG SOZ I TOOK SO LUNG 2 UPDATE. Don't be i kant realli say why but if u want tu know den msg me nd i'll tell u dat i had an emegency Why do you first say you CAN'T tell, and then tell me anyway? nd almost died from sallowing 5 bottles of aspirin lol. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S NOT FUNNY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?! Seriously, what's WRONG with her? And there went my good mood…

LOL GUEZZ WHAT, TU ALL OF U PPL WHO SAY DAT IM DUMB, MI PSYCOLGY TEACHER TOLD ME 2 IGNORE U becuz ur just playing mind gamez No, we're telling you the truth 2 tri to make me fell bad abot miself. i am not da losser in dis situaton! Yes, you are neway PREEPS STOP FLAMONG, Nope gothz tanx for da good stuff, MCR ROX!11 RANDOM! And was it really THAT hard to keep the "shift" pressed until you let go of the "1" button? 666

CHAPTER 9

Recap from Chapta 8: "I want to kill Bella becuz ..." I think you got the meaning of "recap" wrong. It's supposed to refresh our memories of the previous chapter, but I can't remember this bit. Last sentence was you figuring out James' name by undressing "We kan help u wif dat." I said sexily. "Muy bean." (C IS DAT SPELLED WRUNG.) Probably, but I don't even know what it's supposed to mean. FAIL! "I'll c u at dawn" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

When I woke up again that morning I was ready to kill Bella. Yay… It was dawn and Hamez His name is JAMES, not Hamez had packed all of da supplies for killing. Does he need more than just his hands and teeth? Eddie woke up and opened his eyez which were the same as mine. Why did you tell me that? RANDOM! And useless We put on our makeup (he had on white foundation, He's already pale black eyeliner, He's already got dark circles under his eyes and dis fake blood stuff that goes on ur face. WHY? Why would he do that? i had on purple eyeshadow, lots of blakk, and drak lipstick.) Drak lipstick? What's that? Hamez tried to watch us get dressed but I told him that if he didn't fuck off I wouldn't help him kill that little bytch. So? He shouldn't need your help. What's Bella gonna do against a vampire?

So I didn't go 2 school but the preppy prinzipal was too scared to call nd ask why. 1) Than he's a crappy principal, and 2) Maybe he just thought you were sick? Ed didn't go eiver. *Facepalm* Seriously Twila? There was NO way I could have figured that out… *heavy sarcasm* I suddenly remebered Midnite Wow, you actually thought about your sister instead of yourself! and knew she would want 2 be involved too but she was on her honeymoon with Jaspa who I had told to love her or else I waz never gong to talk to him agen. Not impressed, Twila While we were leaving secretely to Bella's house, I got sad becuase Ed and I didn't have a honeymoon. RANDOM! I started to cut my rists a little on da way there How can you do that? You didn't bring any sharp objects with you and I saw dat Ed looked worried. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. How strange for a boyfriend to be worried when his girlfriend suddenly starts cutting her wrists…

When we got there Hamez borke into the house and we went upstares to Bella's room. The whole thing was pink nd it reminded me of Roslyn's Who? room. I storted 2 cry all hot Yeah, right… and angsty because that's where I had caught her with my husband. Who, Bella? I cut my rists some more I actually had to stop reading there for a few minutes before I was able to continue but Hamez said "Shhh, we can't let her no we are at her casa." Ah, yes. "Hamez" spoke some kind of English-Spanish-gibberish kind of thing

She was sleeping all preppy How can she do that? nd there were posters of Ed on her walls. I ran over and tore them down wif my long, black nails. Are you done, Twila? She was dreaming abot Ed and he started to get angry Why? She can't control her dreams becuz he hated her. "Ok are u ready?" Hamez whimpered. "Here Tila you can take this sword. Eddie kan have the needle, itz full of cyanide." 1) Seriously? You're VAMPIRES (Pathetic ones, but still…) and you need NEEDLES AND SWORDS for killing someone? You really are pathetic and 2) Swords? Really? Why? You couldn't get a gun? Well I was sad becuz I had alwez wanted to inject myself I hope with all my heart this isn't a personal opinion of the author… but I didn't say neithing because I knew they wuldnt understend. Damn right! I storted to cry tears of blood and Ed gasped and started crying also with me. What the…

"Don't tell me . . . . ." he screamed wif depths of depression and pain in his voice. Err… Okay? I think… "Dat ur SAD shes going 2 die?" "No you fukking retard. I'm sad because there are so many things dat I want in life but evry1 only cares about my bodi!" KILL YOURSELF! Please? For me?

"It's not ur fault that u'r beautiful." What are you talking about? He cried sexily hugging me. Hamez got scared becuz we were being loud but Beela didn't wak up. Yeah right Suddenly we killed her. Suddenly? You didn't… Plan it or anything?

"Thank satan she's gone." we all said in unicorn. Unicorn… So funny Her body disintergrated Doubt that into her bed which was all wet with blood. We ate her bed so there would be no evidenze You ATE her bed? Gross… (lol geddit like evinezenze.) No. No. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO And left before her mom could wake up. She doesn't live with her mom, sweety, she lives with her dad. FAIL!

When we got to da door there was someone blocking it suicidally. Suicidally? What the… "CARLIZ?" we all scremed at once. "Yes I can't take it anemore." he said breathing all crazy. OH NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! He was looking at me! Edward put his hand around me like protection. "Why are u here dad? GET OUT." His eyes started 2 rage. YES! Get out before I puke!

"I'm here to take Tqila. Tequila! Yay! I am gong to make her my bride. And we will live in da darkness forevamore I think I'm gonna be sick hahaha!" he laughed evilly in a gothic voice that I suddenly realized was sexy. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Then I sterted to think. Please don't. That's not gonna end well…

"Wait now." I kommanded when Ed was about to kill Calile. *Facepalm* DARKNEZZ FOREVERMORE? I thought beginning to have a mind change. Oh, please "Mebe that would be good for me you know? Because I need a vampir who can kepp me gothikally satisfied nd stuff." And Eddy with his purple hair, way-too-pale skin and way too much eyeliner on, can't do that?

EDWARD WAS HEARTBORKEN. Why? Good riddance, is what I'd say He satired to scream at the top of his lungs as black venemoos blood poured out of him. What. The. Hell? When a vampere gets ejected by da person that they truly love, there body storts to spazz all explosing like. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was misterious so I didn't let you know what was gong on in my thoughts lol. What the F*CK? ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME?

"Yeh dat sounds like a plain." I said sullenly joyfully to Carlise. Oh, please He was surmised that someone like me would want to be with him. *Screams for 5 uninterrupted minutes* Everyone in the room screamed in surprise. Are you sure it wasn't horror? "Plz plz just tell me what I did to make you want do leave me." said Ed having an ellipictic sezre on the floor. I feel another scream coming… But I didn't say anything still even though he was crying all too sensitive. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H! And there it was

"Ok." I finally gasped at Hamez. "Please just go along wif this. You'll see da true intestions of my plan soon." No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh GOD no. Please! And I made him take Ed away. And then I went with Carl Who? who was like "I'm so glad that u've made such a good choice," cackling all satanikally. Don't. Blink. We went 2 his house (STFU WE DIDNT EVEN DO ANTHING YET U FREAKIN PERVS.) YOU'RE the pervert here And I knew what I had to do. Kill yourself!

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AN: Dear GOD! This chapter just seemed ENDLESS! It was HORRIBLE! Anyway, please review and see you next time! Only 3 chapters to go!