Under The Bed.

Summery- The boys are in trouble when a race of dust mites from under their bed shrinks them down and orders Howard to find the sacred gem of their land before they kill Vince. Slash.

Disclaimer- I do not own the boosh, nor will I ever do. I only own everything else in the story.

Author's Notes- This is it, the end :( In this chapter, I will be using an demon army simlar looking to the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts (Mint Game :) ) Also, sorry this took so long, my internet went shit and wouldn't let me on and I've been ill and thinking of more stories hehe ^^

Warnings: May contain mentions of rape, but there wasn't any really :) Please don't be offended, first time at kinda non-con hehe

I would like to thank SisiDraig, swisstony and ButtonsMagoo for being such wonderful and faithful reviewers, in fact everyone who reviewed ^^ I love you all and this last chapter is deadicated to all of you :)

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Vince held on to the flag pole sticking out of the wall just under the roof, his heart beating wildly as he tried to calm down. He looked down and gulped in horror at the destruction going on below. Tiny demons were still terrorizing the dust villagers, tearing into their bodies and ripping out bits of fluff and dust, eating them without mercy before moving onto another poor person. Jaimioux circled her enermy as Samioux did the same, his eyes narrowing to match her own. Once in awhile they struck at each other, only for each other's attacks to be blocked.

The electro poof felt his arms getting weak from holding on, his head was still slightly dizzy from the shock and smoke. He felt himself slipping slowly from the pole and nearly let himself go, let himself give up until he heard yelling above him "You killed my one true love..." As he heard those words, Vince never felt more loved in his life. Tears fell down his cheeks as he grappled to hold on to the pole, trying to pull himself up to his lover. He couldn't give up, not if there was still some hope to save him and Howard.

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Howard stared up at the demon in front him, who was smirking down at the jazz mavarick something gelming in his red eyes that Howard couldn't recognise "Did I ever tell you how I took Vince for myself?" Howard narrowed his small eyes at these words, anger rising inside him. He moved to get up, but a strange force was keeping him to the floor "Now, now. No moving during my story...Now where was I? Oh yes..."

Dixerious smirked again and moved closer to Howard, the gleam still in his eyes, a spell to keep the jazz mavarick down "He was just so tight as I pinned him down and had him, and his hisses of pain were like music to my ears. They soon turned into delicious moans of pain as I bit him hard over his naked body. God, he was so beautiful when he screamed as I entered him hard, no wonder you love him so much. The perfect lay if you asked me, the perfect concubine"

"Shut up, just shut up with your lies. How dare you talk about Vince like that!" Howard yelled out, his anger getting the better of him. If this guy thought he could just talk about his dead love like that, he could just think again "You did no such thing to him!"

"He was my concubine, I could do whatever I wanted to him!" Dixerious yelled back, his red eyes turning darker. Howard could feel the force binding around him harder, nearly crushing him. He could feel the breath leaving his body as the demon bent over him with what looked like his needle in his scaly hand "And now, because there's nothing for you to live for, I'll kill you now"

As the demon raised the needle above his head, Howard closed his eyes ready for the impact, but he wasn't afraid of cying now, he knew he'd meet Vince when he'd gone. Until a beautiful sounding voice called out "Leave him, just leave him alone!" He looked up to see Vince scambling over the edge of the roof, hurt but alive.

"Well, my little concubine survived. At least you'll be able to seen the demise of your 'lover' before you belong to me once more" Dixerioussmirked, before raising the needle once more. Vince notised that Howard couldn't move out the way because of some black energy covering him, then looked up to see the diamond in the demon's necklace glowing an eerie dark shade of black.

An idea was quickly formed by his lone brain cell and he ran towards the demon, ploughing into him and both of them crashed to the floor, the spell being broken and realesing Howard. He sat up and watched as his boyfriend wrestled Dxierious for domination, the pair of them rolling over the rooftop as one tried to pin the other. Vince seemed to have the upper hand as he pinned the demon down, but Dixerious placed his feet underneath Vince chest and pushed him over his shoulders, landed hard to the rooftop a few feet away, not moving.

Dixerious got up and sneered down at the still figure of the electro poof, then turned back towards the jazz mavarick, a murderous look in his red eyes "And now, it'll be your turn to die" He hissed, his claws growing longer and the needle burn with the demon's fury. Howard feared for his life once more, knowing that this would be the end, until he looked behind Dixerious and saw that Vince held in his hand the black diamond. He smiled as he raised it up and smashed it down onto the rooftop.

Dixerious screeched in pain as cracks appeared in the dark gem, turning to see what Vince was doing before rushing towards him. Vince saw he was coming and smashed it down harder, bits falling off as the demon stopped and hissed in pain, holding his hands to his chest "You will not hurt anyone again!" Vince shouted before smashing it down once more, bits flying out across the rooftop.

The demon gave one last screech as a large beam of dark light shot down from the cloudy sky and hit him dead on. Howard rushed over and laid himself over Vince to protect him as the strong beam started ripping away the black, scaly skin of the demon, showing dark flesh underneath. That was soon melted away to reveal his grotesque skeleton, before finally turning into a small pile of dust, being blown away by a small breeze.

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The portal above opened as a large gust of wind sucked up every small demon that was still alive, small sounds of screeches filling the air as the village was emptied of the evil. Once the last one was sucked in, the portal closed up with a flash of light, the sky once again turning clear with it's fairy light stars. Jaimioux watched as Samioux faltered in his steps, watching as his master got destoryed and took it as her cue to stab him hard through the heart, her gaze steely as he screamed in pain before dying, dropping in front of her dead.

She looked to her side to see Hannaioux and Vladious walk over to her, looking worse for wear, but with relived smiles on their faces, She gave a small smile back to them "We've done it, the demon is vanquished and peace comes once more to our lands"

"And you retrive your title back as the true high priestess" Vladious agreed, placing a hand on her shoulder. She gave another small smile before looking back up towards the roof "Let's hope our heroes are still with us"

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Howard opened his eyes to see the air was clear and there was no sign of the demon, no sounds of war or fighting. He slowly lifted himself of his boyfriend and looked around, notising that it was over, they'd won. He smiled and looked down to Vince, the smile slipping as he saw that he wasn't moving. His heart clenched as he held Vince close in his arms "Vince, Vince, please wake up. We've done it, we're free. Please, wake up..."

Tears formed in his eyes as he lowered his face and pressed a gentle kiss to his lover's lips, a tear freeing itself and falling onto the smooth skin. Then he felt soft eyelashes fluttering against his cheek, so he lifted his head up again to see Vince finally waking up, his blue eyes full of hurt, relief but most of all love "We're free?" He asked, quietly.

Howard smiled down at his mate "Yes, we've done it. We can go home now..." Tears of happiness dripped down his cheeks as his tear mixed with Vince's as he held him tight, just enjoying the feel of the smaller man in his arms once again.

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A few hours of rest later and their wounds healed, Howard and Vince walked down the large staircase, dressed in fresh clothes and large smile on their faces. Howard thought Vince never looked more handsome in his sky blue silk robes and Vince thought the same of Howard in his light brown robes. They looked down the stairs to see all the villagers looking up at them, a silent respectful look on their faces. Hand in hand, they made their way down the stairs.

As they past them, the villagers bowed down, making a pathway for them towards the raised platform where Jamioux was waiting, wearing deep red robes and holding an golden needle. To her left was her cheif advisor Hannaioux and to her right was her head of the guard Vladious. She smiled as Vince and Howard neared her and bowed down low to her "You do not have to bow, you have done more for ths land then you know"

She stood up and addressed the large crowd in front of her "Let's us all give thanks to our heroes, Howard our chosen one and his soulmate Vince!" The boys looked embrassed as everyone started clapping and cheering even the three behind them joined in. Once the noise died down, Jamioux spoke up again "Now, I must reward you. Now I have my throne again, my powers have returned and I may grant you any wish"

"We...we just want to go home. We've enjoyed it here-ish, but I think Naboo and Bollo must be missing us" Vince spoke up, clasping howard's hand harder as he looked into Jamioux's light blue beady eyes.

"That I can do" She smiled, placing her hand into a pocket of her robes and pulling out what looked to be the demon's diamond, once again mended and shining brightly "For you, young Vince. A present to remember us" She placed in around his head, letting it dropped gently around his neck. His eyes misted over with tears, but he wouldn't let him fall. He smiled up at her as she smiled back, then she turned to Howard "Your own necklace will be your present to rememeber us" He also smiled his thanks, taking the blue pendent from under his shirt for Vince to see.

"Now, I want you to close your eyes and imagine your home, keeping your hands tightly held together" She whispered, giving them both a peck on the hceek before backing away. The boys smiled at each other before closing their eyes, listening as Jamioux muttered a speel under her breath. They felt a tingling sensation running through their body, then a flash of light, then nothing.

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Vince woke up first, his head pounding as he lifted it up slowly off something soft. He eyes then widen as he notised his surroundings, their room! They were back! He smiled wildily as he shook Howard awake from under him, then notising they were lying on their bed "Howard, it worked. We're back, we're back!"

Howard then moaned and woke up slowly, then realisation dawned in his mind. He looked around excitedly, then broke into a huge grin, gathering his boyfriend into a bonecrushing hug, smashing their lips against each other in joy and happiness. They broke apart, panting for breath as they smiled at each other "Was it all real, Howard? Or did we just dream it?" Vince asked, curiousity in his voice.

Howard wasn't sure himself, until he saw the large diamond necklace around the electro poof's neck. He then looked down at his own neck to see the blue pendent hanging, glistening in the bedroom light "I'm sure it was real Vince, I'm very sure" They share an all-knowing smile before leaning in for another kiss, a thought in the back of their mind reminding them never to hoover under their bed again.

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Yay, finally finished ^^ I'm so, so sorry about the lateness of this chapter, but at least it's done now :) Once again I'd love to thank everyone for all their reviews and ideas, I love you all xx From chugirl2526.