grim falls: reality ch. 9

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Grim smiled as he turned and faced the audience. "I'll let this exposition of misguided awkward adolescent's antics speak for itself. As a result I'm sure you'll appreciate my refined sense of humor more. And admire my bloated sense of irony!"

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The pain hole exploded with fire ants! Dipper screamed as he was covered with them!...

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Dipper screamed as the party wagon turns carnivorous and starts to chase after him downhill...

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Dipper cried out as the manitour hair was now filled with manly parasites!... That were beating him up!...

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Dipper desperately tried to scramble away as the alligators repeatedly made a snack of his testicles...

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The manitour accidentally rips dipper eyelids off!...

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Dipper watched as his jawbone sailed away from the force of the fire hydrants...

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Dipper...makes the jump over the cliff! Dipper looks around confused then shrugs...

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Dipper lets his stomach hangs out...and duly watches as his entrails pop out and roll across the floor. Turns out you can get used to being disemboweled! Who knew?...

…...41 more gruesome deaths/trials later...

Grim watches as dipper fights the multi-bear. "The boy spends one day "training" and suddenly he can fight a monster bear!?" Grim shakes his head. "Let's give reality a much needed jump start!"

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Dipper dragged his lacerated body home. He watched as the rest of the gang finished off a lazy Susan Harpy and her army of demon cats.

An exhausted, injured Mabel looked over at dipper. And groaned. "My brother is lying before me naked...and I have neither the desire or strength to mock him... Truly I have become everything I hate"...

Dipper sighed. Too injured to even be embarrassed he asks Wendy(the only person not too horribly injured to move) to lift him up and take him to his bed...

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Grim smiled and bowed to the audience.

…...MAY ALL OUR STORIES END SO WELL...UNTIL NEXT TIME...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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