Hey guys, James here... So, this is the 64 Finale... So quick... I PROMISE Melee will be longer... And to answer a possible upcoming question, why so few battles? Note that DOZENS happened... However, I only documented the two for A) Couldn't think of more battles, and B) you wouldn't enjoy just battle after battle and battle... Would you? Now, comes the fun... Get ready for mystery, adventure, chaos, and even a little romance... Just asking: who think that James likes Samus? All aside, here we go...


DISCLAIMER: You should really read gamer4's Mario Mario series... It's pretty good.


64 ARC, FINALE


James looked around. The ten wormholes to the twelve guests Smashers' home worlds were open.

He looked at Mario, Link, and Kirby... His original rivals... He would always remember that Hyrule Castle showdown. The Duel of Hyrule... had a nice ring to it.

He looked at Luigi, Jigglypuff, Ness and Captain Falcon... the hidden fighters... He was like them, in a sense.

But all aside, he was going to miss everyone. But then, he remembered something.

"WAIT!" James cried out. He ran up to Mario, Link, Fox, and Red, and handed them each an envelope with the Smash Brothers symbol on it.

"I would like to invite several new fighters... Master Hand has invited several fighters, all of which have received a letter." James frowned.

"It is rather lonely in Smash Mansion... so... would you mind writing to me? Just once?" James asked. Several Smashers nodded. "Okay, that's good... Also, I have a selection of over twenty stages I've designed... sort of..."

"Sort of?" Ness asked.

"Yeah... I've only... half-planned them... If I had half a mind, I wouldn't make half-baked plans half the time. Well, I guess that's half a hour I need to make the other half of those half-planned half-drawn stages... Wow. Um, forget I said that, can you?" Everyone went home laughing.


Master Hand was watching some TV. Not a big surprise that he was watching the Matrix. Ever since Ness introduced the film to Master Hand, he had become a Neo fan... Master Hand turned to James.

"Red pill or the blue pill?" the hand suddenly. James went up to take a... no, not a pill! A power-snooze... Geez, can't go two words without someone thinking you're about to say some witty joke... Or in my case, not-so-witty...


Author's Note: Okay... I know this is short, but except the next chapter soon. Should be kind of long. Also, those all considering, The 39 Cheat Codes has been sold. To who? Me. What, I like paying myself $123,863,475,314.34... plus tax. What do mean I don't have over a hundred billion dollars? Don't assume. You know what they say. Assuming makes a... you know what, I think you know the rest... There I go assuming. Don't call me a hypocrite, hypocrite. Constructive criticism builds something... flames burn down the I-have-no-idea-what-said-thing-is thing.