SCENE FOUR:
We begin, again, pointlessly. With Harry staring at Ginny.
Harry:
[Singing
Ohhh, she makes my firebolt fly strait vertically. Just by her flame red hair. She makes me think about the Prefects Bathroom late at night... just by her being uninteresting next to the major characters. Ooo-ooooo-oooh, girl, I wish your mine. Especially wheeeeeeeeen I secretly stare at you from behiiii-iind. You always knew it, even before puberty. But it was onlay last year when I realized that you're the one for me-eeee... my sexy love! Oooo-oooo-ooh, how I wish I hadn't dumped you. Tooo-oooo-ooo simply save you from you-know-who-ooooooh! She makes all my potions brew into potions of love. Just by her switching the recipes. She makes me want to glue us together with magical super glue, just by her wearing green instead of blue.
The scene changes to Percy getting ready to sing an Elvis song.
George:
[Speaking
How are we supposed to trust you?
Percy:
[Singing
We're caught in a dragon's cave. I can't leave and listen to 'T-Pain'. Because I'm not bad-asterisk, brother'.
Fred:
[Speaking
What does this have to do with anything and who's-
George:
'T-Pain'? Is that even-
Fred:
What their called?
Percy:
We can't go on together... with suspicious minds!
[Also singing the backup in a much higher pitch
Suspicious minds! And we can't foil a wedding... of suspicious miiiiiiiinds! And here we're going, with all that s—. Asking if the Miiiiiiiiiiinistry is in on iiit.
George:
We didn't-
Fred:
Mention-
George:
-
Percy:
You can't see the tears I feel I'm cryin'!
George:
Get on-
Fred:
With it!
Percy:
There's an old friend I know. You-know-who wants him to go. Do I still see suspicion in your eyes?
Fred:
We still-
George:
Aren't catching on.
The music picks up, and the lights go up; changing song, genre, and time-line completely.
Percy:
[Singing
When the golblins think you ain't cool. Look down at them like it's hard. Look down at them like it's hard. When the vampires try ta' get at you. Apparate like it's hard. Apparate like it's hard. When the house elves are sent to kill you. Avada kadavra them like it's hard. Avada kadavra them like it's hard.
[Percy then begins clicking his tongue... over and over again
Fred:
Your not-
George:
Cutting to the chase.
