You Might Just Love the Girl If…
By Flygon-sama~
…The thought of owning her drives you wild…
"Why did you drag me here Hiiragi? I wanted to go to the taiyaki stand!" Misao whined, crossing her arms in annoyance as she slumped further into her seat.
"Look I'll treat you to some taiyaki after this okay? Konata's class is doing something in here and she told me I absolutely had to be present… The thing is I don't trust her and I didn't want to come alone…" Kagami said with a sigh as she looked around the slowly filling auditorium.
"So wait, the chibi didn't tell you what this is?" Misao asked with a slight frown; she was going to beat the daylights out of the tiny blue haired girl if she even thought about embarrassing her along with Kagami.
"No she won't tell me anything! And I've tried for days now to get Tsukasa to crack, but I just can't do it; she has joined forces with Konata on this one." Kagami sighed again, the nervous feeling in her stomach only getting worse as time went on.
"If only Ayano wasn't holding down the fort in our class; she could share in your weird little friend's antics with us!" Misao said sarcastically, right before the lights in the auditorium went off and a spot light lit up the stage.
"Welcome to class 2B's Moe-Moe Pet Auction!" One of the two girls' on stage shouted loudly as the auditorium exploded into a roar of applauds and cheers.
Kagami was utterly dumbfounded; did that girl just say that this was a pet auction? What the hell was that? Kagami didn't have to wait long for her answer as the two girls' announced their 'discount pets' which brought a group of boys out onto the stage… A group of boys dressed as animals…
"Okay everyone, how much are you willing to pay to have a pet for a day?" The second girl shouted as she gestured to Minoru Shiraishi dressed as a giraffe to start the bidding, which only lasted a few minutes before the final price was set.
"Wow, it must be the atmosphere; I never thought that Minoru of all people would go for that many yen." Misao laughed teasingly, nudging Kagami with her elbow; Kagami however was preoccupied with her own rapidly progressing thoughts.
"Konata is going to be dressed up… As what I wonder? Oh no, do I have enough yen with me to buy her? Ack! Why would I want to buy her? Besides I need to buy Tsukasa to save her from all these nasty boys… But I really want my own Konata… NO! Stop thinking like that!" Kagami's head was swimming as she tried to work out her embarrassing thoughts with little success.
"Now it's time for our premium pets!" The first girl giggled as she announced that only one pet would come out at a time for the rest of the auction so that everyone would have something to look forward too.
"Kagami you were so busy thinking about random crap you missed all the good pets! There was a really sexy tiger I almost…" Misao's sentence stopped as her jaw dropped in nearly perfect sync with everyone else's in the room as Miyuki walked out to center stage dressed as a bunny girl.
All at once every male in the room started shouting out the prices they would pay for the extremely embarrassed Miyuki; Kagami silently cursed herself for forgetting about Miyuki, how was she supposed to buy all three of her friends?
Kagami's panic halted as the entire room went silent; Minami had stood and walked up to the stage, which is what you did when you paid for and received your pet, to hand girl number one a piece of paper. Without missing a beat Minami grabbed a complementary leash and collar, snapped in on Miyuki's neck, and proceeded to lead her out of the auditorium…
"It's a blank check…" The announcer girl said with a nervous chuckle as every guy in the room groaned.
"Way to go Minami!" Kagami said to herself happily, now she just had her sister and Konata to worry about buying…
"Next up is our super cute puppy-chan!" The second girl cheered as Tsukasa nervously stepped onto the stage. She was wearing a light brown sleeveless dress that reached about to her knees; the doggy ears on her head looked so natural on her that one might even think they were real.
"Say something for the crowd before we start puppy-chan!" The first girl said happily as she held the microphone in front of Tsukasa.
"Woof, woof!" Tsukasa muttered nervously, her blush going several degrees darker, as she waved a paw-gloved hand at the spectators causing many to pass out due to a cuteness overload.
"Fifty Yen!" A random guy in the back shouted right before he was booed by the masses; things like 'she's worth more than your life!' and 'you insult her innocence' were being yelled as random cups and such were thrown in his direction.
Kagami was just about to speak up and buy her sister when Misao stopped her, a light blush on the fanged girl's cheeks. "This one's mine Hiiragi…" Misao muttered as she stood and put one foot on the chair in front of her. "All right you bastards just try and outbid me!" Misao shouted as she started off the bidding in a spectacular fashion.
It didn't take long for Misao to claim her prize…
"I really do think four thousand yen is quite a bargain for such a cutie!" Misao cooed as she continued to joyfully pet Tsukasa's head.
"I think you just scared everyone into not bidding anymore…" Kagami sighed as she made an apologetic face at her sister; Tsukasa just smiled as she let her 'owner' do as she pleased with her hair.
"All right everyone here is our last pet; let's make this final auction a big one!" The second announcer girl said as she motioned for the final pet to make their way onto the stage.
Kagami's heart hitched in her chest as Konata sauntered out onto center stage in an overly sexy fashion, completely befitting her outrageous personality. Konata was wearing knee high black leather boots, black bikini bottoms with a long black tail attached to the rear, black bikini top, two black paw gloves for each of her hands, and two black cat ears on top of her ponytailed hair.
"Nya~" Konata said with a wink as she struck a pose…
Every male in the room burst out into cheers and blatant lustful daydreams about what they would do with Konata if she were theirs to own. Kagami was trying her hardest to hide the massive nosebleed she had just obtained, but Misao and Tsukasa had been watching her since Konata walked onto the stage; their all-knowing grins only served to embarrass Kagami all the more.
"I'll bid…" One of the guys in the front said before a shout echoed through the room.
"50,000 yen!" Kagami yelled unintentionally as she jumped to her feet, cheeks red and a small trail of blood still flowing from her nose.
The room was silent for a moment as all eyes stared wide at the twin tailed girl; Konata's cat like smirk getting even bigger on her face as she sent a wink straight into the heart of her tsundere…
"Aw come on, Hiiragi was in here?" One male shouted in despair.
"Give it up now boys; you'll never be able to beat Kagami in this fight!" A girl near the back shouted with a small laugh.
"Nobody gets between Kagami-san and her loli lover!" Another girl giggled, setting the whole room to giggling and teasing; much to Kagami's embarrassment.
"Well Kagami-san, come and get your new cuddly kitty!" The announcers said in unison as they waved her towards the stage.
Every step Kagami took towards the platform was more embarrassing then the last; more than once she had considered just saying forget it and keeping her money, but something deep inside her made her continue in the direction of her prize.
Once making it to the stage she wasted no time in empting the contents of her wallet into one of the announcer's hand, hooking a collar around Konata's neck, and leading her out of the room and away from the coos and kissy noises.
"Don't think anything of this; I just didn't want some horny beast to buy you is all…" Kagami said as she walked through the schools courtyard; she had refused to look at Konata up to this point because she knew exactly what kind of expression the little devil had on her cute little face.
"Then why did you buy me Kagami? I think you might be the horniest beast of them all!" Konata teased as she pounced on Kagami's back to smother her with a hug, only raising Kagami's facial temperature that much more.
"Don't say things like that in public!" Kagami shouted as she continued to walk undeterred, giving Konata a makeshift piggyback ride because of it.
"So I can call you a horny beast when we are alone? I laugh Kagami you always fall into that one." Konata teased lightly before she was pushed off her tsundere's back and then roughly up against a wall. It took a moment for Konata to realize that they were in a secluded spot behind the school, a spot nobody would see or even happen upon unless they were looking…
"Kagami… The look on your face is scary…" Konata mumbled with a nervous smile as Kagami simply stared back at the smaller girl with a small grin.
"So I own you now huh? That means I can do whatever I want with you…" Kagami said huskily as one of her hands locked around both of Konata's wrists to hold her hands above her head, while the other hand snaked its way down Konata's exposed stomach.
"Kagami…" Konata whispered shakily as she shuddered under the taller girl's touch.
"Kitties say nyan Kona." The younger girl said softly as she brushed a lock of stray blue hair behind Konata's ear.
"Nyan~…" Konata said shakily as their faces slowly got closer, so close that Konata could feel Kagami's breath on her lips and smell the girl's shampoo so clearly it made her head go fuzzy…
Konata's mind went blank as their lips touc…
"I'm hungry; let's go get something to eat!" Kagami replied cheerfully as she pulled Konata along behind her with the leash. Konata was left utterly dumbfounded; Kagami had teased her and she had teased her good, to the point that Konata actually thought they were going to…
Konata's face flared a deeper shade of red then even Kagami had when she realized just what had happened and how easily she fell for it… But the saddest part was how badly she had wanted that kiss…
Tears threatened to form in Konata's eyes, but she refused them since it wasn't like her to cry. Konata had decided that she was going to be a great pet for Kagami and maybe, just maybe she would get a nice reward for it. Konata's mind played through all the things they could do at the festival and was a little sad to think of how short a time they would be pet and owner.
"Here you go Kona, some taiyaki for my kitty." Kagami teased as she sat down on a small bench out of the way from the bigger crowds, pulling Konata into a seated position beside her.
"Thank you Kagami…" Konata said as she accepted the small fish shaped goodie. "You know you have gotten devious, teasing me like that! I almost thought you had a thing for me and was going to make me do this and that with you behind the school." The blunette said jokingly as she rubbed her cheek on Kagami's arms.
"Don't be stupid Konata I wouldn't think of doing anything like that behind the school!" Kagami said a little too loud as she took a bite out of her taiyaki, face red with embarrassment.
"It's a shame the festival doesn't last longer so we can be together more." Konata said with a small sigh as she sat up straight, kicking her feet back and forth since they didn't quite reach the ground.
"What are you talking about Konata? I bought you for a whole day so you are coming back with me to my house tonight, which means I'll have plenty of time to be a horny beast and do this and that with your body in the privacy of my bedroom." Kagami said with such an air of seriousness that Konata felt a chill of fear travel down her spine.
"Kagami you really have gotten good at teasing…" Konata's retort was cut off due to Kagami leaning in and sucking on Konata's neck, right below her chin, roughly enough to leave a very visible hicky.
"If you think I'm kidding then it will be that much easier for me to have my way with you; now be a good kitty and eat up, we have lots to do before we go home." Kagami smiled brightly as she held out her half eaten taiyaki for Konata to take a bite out of.
"Nya~" Konata mumbled cutely through her raging blush as she leaned in and took a bite out of the pastry.
"Hmm, tastes like Kagami…"
Ending Notes: Well where did that come from? My mind is a strange and fluffy place that's for sure… I hope you guys enjoyed this one and no I haven't forgotten about all your requests, but I desperately need a spark of inspiration to take an offbeat pair and make a good story so I hope you will give me a little more time!
