Hey guys, this is day seven. The epilogue will be posted soon.

Anyways, here's the next chapter! :)

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I do not own anything but the plot. The rest belongs to Rick Riordan.


The three guinea pigs/gods and their children woke up early to spend as much time on their last day. Nico had a great idea. He suggested that they all go to the amusement park. Percy and Poseidon shrieked in excitement while Zeus and Thalia just shrugged. Hades was examining his son to spot any traces of insanity.

So, they got into the car and drove. They stopped at a diner for breakfast because Nico was too lazy to cook and Thalia could not cook to save her life. Percy could only microwave food at best. They parked the car and entered the diner. The strong aroma of coffee hit them as well as the smell of breakfast. Hades' stomach growled. "Well, I guess we better order the food," said Nico. "No kidding," muttered Thalia. They took their seats and read the menu. The demigods had to share the menus with their fathers; so there were some problems.

"Turn that page back to the pancake specials," commanded Nico. "Wait a moment, I am still deciding between orange juice and milk," said Nico. "Choose milk, it will make your bones stronger. Now turn that page!" said Hades. Thalia was also having the same problem. "I'll choose what I want and you can't make me!" yelled Thalia. "Thalia, that plate of stuff you call food is ninety percent oil. And that is bad for health," advised Zeus who suddenly became a health specialist. "So what, I like oily foods as much as Dionysus loves his wine," said Thalia. "But Thalia," said Zeus. And the argument went on and on. On the other hand, Percy and Poseidon got on fairly well together. They like the same foods. And they both promptly fainted when they saw the seafood specials.

In the end, Hades had (wait for it)….PANCAKES, Nico also had pancakes. Like father like son. Thalia had a huge platter of eggs, bacon and hash browns while Zeus had a bagel. Percy and Poseidon had blue scrambled eggs with blue toast and blue sausages. The waitress gave Percy a weird look (Poseidon and the other guinea pigs were hiding in their children's jackets at that moment) but told him that she will see what she can do about it. It turns out that the cook had a huge bottle of blue food colouring in the cupboard but could not find any use for it. So when the waitress asked him if he could make Percy's food blue, he remembered the food colouring in the cupboard and thought "Eh, what the heck".

Anyways, they ate their breakfast and paid for it before continuing their journey. On the way, Percy and Poseidon began chanting "are we there yet?" over and over until Thalia and Zeus threatened to throw them out of the car. That shut them up. Soon, they were nearing a brightly coloured entrance. They parked the car and went to the ticket booth. They bought their tickets and ran into the park. First they went on the roller coaster. Thalia did not want to go on it but Nico and Percy persuaded her. So onto the roller coaster they went. At first it was fine. They slowly ascended and finally reached the top. Thalia opened her eyes. It was not that bad, she thought. Then the roller coaster sped downwards at high speeds. Thalia changed her mind and screamed. Very soon the ride came to an end and they all got off.

Thalia looked a little green while the others were bursting with adrenaline. Thalia felt like throwing up so she quickly went to the rest rooms. The others went to a vendor selling candy apples and bought some. "I think I need to use the toilet," said Zeus out of nowhere. "Go pee behind the garbage can. No one will notice," said Percy. "I will not do my business where the public can see me," protested Zeus. "Well you're a guinea pig; they won't notice," said Nico. Zeus glared at him. "Well you coulds always just use the men's rest rooms which are conveniently located a few feet behind you," pointed out Hades. "But I will not be able to reach the seat!" said Zeus. "That won't stop you Zeus. Your business is urgent; a toilet seat won't be a problem," said Poseidon. Zeus was about to retort but could not hold it in any longer so he rushed to the rest rooms.

Joe was just an average guy who wanted to use the toilet. He quickly spotted an unoccupied cubicle. So he opened the door to find a guinea pig seating on the potty doing its business. The guinea pig looked up at Joe and shrieked. "Do you mind!" yelled the guinea pig. "Er….," answered Joe. "Get out of here!" Joe quickly rushed out of the rest rooms despite nature's call. A talking guinea pig? Yep, he must be losing his mind. So, Joe went to a therapist.

Anyways, Zeus was muttering about insignificant mortals and he came out of the rest rooms. The rest (including Thalia) were waiting for him. "What took you so long Zeus," teased Poseidon. "You try flushing the toilet when you're a guinea pig!" countered Zeus. "Never mind that, let's ride the Ferris wheel," said Percy. "Fff..ferris wheel?" stammered Thalia. She looked at the forty foot tall Ferris wheel and promptly fainted. "It's alright; I'll take care or her. You bring the guinea pigs with you," said Nico as he dragged Thalia to a bench. "Well you heard him. Let's go!" said Percy. "I'll stay with Thalia," said Zeus. He glared at Nico's hand that was on his daughter's shoulder. Nico quickly removed his hand.

At the Ferris wheel, Percy, Poseidon and Hades were in a cart when it suddenly stopped. There were a few screams from the carts below. "Oh that's just great. It's like those movies where the couple sits in a cart when the Ferris wheel suddenly stops and then they kiss," said Hades. Poseidon and Percy looked at him weirdly. "Whaat, Persephone watches these things!" said Hades. The father and son shrugged.

At noon, they all went for lunch at a restaurant in the amusement park. They all ate hot-dogs and drank cold lemonade and the additional ice-cream for Hades, Percy and Poseidon. Then they went to the haunted house. They got into the ride and off they went. "This is not scary at all," announce Nico. A fake ghost suddenly appeared in front of him and he screamed. The rest laughed at him. After a many more screams later, the ride ended and they exited the haunted house. They went on many more rides before leaving the amusement park.

Then they went to a trendy restaurant and ate dinner there. Then they went back to the cabin. They made popcorn and watched a movie. When the movie ended, it was one minute to midnight. "Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye," said Hades. "I'll miss being a guinea pig though," said Poseidon. "I can see that," said Zeus. "It was a wonderful spending time with you dad….and uncles that tried to kill me," said Percy. The three demigods hugged their fathers. "I got an idea. Why don't we bring our children to our realms once a week?" said Zeus. "Great idea!" shouted everyone.

At that moment, the clock struck twelve and the guinea pigs turned back into gods; naked gods. Percy, Nico and Thalia quickly turn around. The gods coughed and quickly made clothes appear on their bodice. "We must be going but we promise we will come back," they said in unison as they glowed brightly and disappeared from the room. The three demigods stared at the spot for a few moments. "Well they did say that they would be back," said Percy. And they all went back to whatever they were doing.


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