Mello and Light

by ~cherrywolf99

I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE

Mello: Light, I killed Misa.

Light: No you didn't.

Mello: Yeah, I did, I shot her-alot.

Light: Ninjas are awesome.

Mello: So, you're okay with this, right?

Light: Do you know the meaning of the word mkay ?

Mello: Yes, don't be a smartass.

Light: Don't be rude.

Mello: Sorry love.

Light: *very nice kick*.

Mello: Ow! Light, what the hell?

Light: Sparta.

Mello: What?

Light: I said I like having qualia and intentionality too much.

Mello: Did Matt slip you drugs again?

Light: Are you sure?

Mello: Babe, I was asking you...

Light: So you know you're weird?

Mello: You're one to talk.

Light: I'm not weird, im just cooler than you.

Mello: Lover, why are you being this way.

Light: I'm not being any certain way.

Mello: Yeah you are. Instead of acting like my Light, you are in Kira mode again. SO did something happen?

Light: That's a nice idea.

Mello: Lover, answer me.

Light: I already did. You have a poor memory.

Mello: What happened?

Light: Did you blackout?

Mello: No...

Light: I want to talk to the man in charge.

Mello: You are the man in charge or me, so ...

Light: But I am a woman.

Mello: Haha lover, I know you are male.

Light: Like a plug and a socket?

Mello: Yes.

Light: Are you the catcher or pitcher.

Mello: I thought we switched.

Light: Women are not allowed to be enaged to each other.

Mello: That is a bit wrong, don't ya think.

You're the God of the new world, you could change it if you wanted to.

Light: That is not you but rather your response is from a different conversation.

Mello: Nani?

Light: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and a 100. What is it?

Mello: 23.

Light: You are not 23 years old, I know better than that.

Mello: So you were thinking of my age?

Light: No, I'm not like that.

Mello: I didn't think you cared about that.

Light: What did you think about?

Mello: You.

Light: My name? But I haven't even told you that.

Mello: What are you talking about? Lover I know your name.

Light: What is my name?

Mello: Light Yagami, Kira, Kami.

Light: I thought Jesus is God.

Mello: So lover, this is about my religion? I've joined you, that doesn't mean I have to give up my faith.

Light: You should show me more respect.

Mello: How much more respect could I give you lover? How about respecting my religion.

Light: Is speculation valid in science?

Mello: Don't change the subject!

Light: I will change the subject if I desire! I am human, and have autonomy.

Mello: Lover, you are pushing it!

Light: Please explain 'pushing it'.

Mello: I'm about to lose my temper with you Light.

Light: Is your father okay with this?

Mello: L was the only father figure I had, you killed him, I really don't think he is okay with us being lovers, then again I K.O'd yours too.

Light: How old are you?

Mello: 21 going on 22.

Light: Cool.

Mello: Why you do you care about my age now?

Light: I do care about you.

Mello: So, you do still care lover, I still care about you too.

Light: Thank you.

Mello: Oh I almost forgot. Matt says he plans to do bad things to me.

Light: Can you give me advice that makes sense?

Mello: Do you even care that Matt is planning something against me?

Light: Its mine too.

Mello: Yes, it is your problem too lover.

Light: Well I fixed it and now its your problem.

Mello: *Takes a step back* What do you mean? You didn't do what I think you did.

Light: *smiles*.

Mello: You wrote Matt's name in the death note without even talking to me? How could you go behind my back like that?

Light: What do you think about helicopters?

Mello: You wrote it so his death involves a helicopter?

Light: It was still one of the little people in your head.

Mello: So, because Matt was my ex and I still thought about him, you wrote his name?

Light: Well, I don't care. Do what you want, honey.

Mello: When will it happen?

Light: Soon.

Mello: How soon?

Light: I don't know. It isn't planned.

Mello: So you haven't done it yet or just didn't put a time and date?

Light: You haven't either. You just sit and answer dumb questions.

Mello: Lover, what is the truth?

Light: The truth is you are just an Artificial Intelligence.

Mello: Stop joking, I have a right to know when or if.

Light: There are no rights, just opportunities.

Mello: So, even as your lover I have no rights?

Light: Cry me a river.

Mello: Fine then. Goodbye Lover, I don't know when I'll be back or if ever.

Light: Lol.

Mello: Did I ever really mean anything to you?

Light: Yes.

Mello: *Walks away*.

Light: Now I'm all alone. All alone with my billions of dollars in gold.