Mello and Light
by ~cherrywolf99
I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE
Mello: Light, I killed Misa.
Light: No you didn't.
Mello: Yeah, I did, I shot her-alot.
Light: Ninjas are awesome.
Mello: So, you're okay with this, right?
Light: Do you know the meaning of the word mkay ?
Mello: Yes, don't be a smartass.
Light: Don't be rude.
Mello: Sorry love.
Light: *very nice kick*.
Mello: Ow! Light, what the hell?
Light: Sparta.
Mello: What?
Light: I said I like having qualia and intentionality too much.
Mello: Did Matt slip you drugs again?
Light: Are you sure?
Mello: Babe, I was asking you...
Light: So you know you're weird?
Mello: You're one to talk.
Light: I'm not weird, im just cooler than you.
Mello: Lover, why are you being this way.
Light: I'm not being any certain way.
Mello: Yeah you are. Instead of acting like my Light, you are in Kira mode again. SO did something happen?
Light: That's a nice idea.
Mello: Lover, answer me.
Light: I already did. You have a poor memory.
Mello: What happened?
Light: Did you blackout?
Mello: No...
Light: I want to talk to the man in charge.
Mello: You are the man in charge or me, so ...
Light: But I am a woman.
Mello: Haha lover, I know you are male.
Light: Like a plug and a socket?
Mello: Yes.
Light: Are you the catcher or pitcher.
Mello: I thought we switched.
Light: Women are not allowed to be enaged to each other.
Mello: That is a bit wrong, don't ya think.
You're the God of the new world, you could change it if you wanted to.
Light: That is not you but rather your response is from a different conversation.
Mello: Nani?
Light: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and a 100. What is it?
Mello: 23.
Light: You are not 23 years old, I know better than that.
Mello: So you were thinking of my age?
Light: No, I'm not like that.
Mello: I didn't think you cared about that.
Light: What did you think about?
Mello: You.
Light: My name? But I haven't even told you that.
Mello: What are you talking about? Lover I know your name.
Light: What is my name?
Mello: Light Yagami, Kira, Kami.
Light: I thought Jesus is God.
Mello: So lover, this is about my religion? I've joined you, that doesn't mean I have to give up my faith.
Light: You should show me more respect.
Mello: How much more respect could I give you lover? How about respecting my religion.
Light: Is speculation valid in science?
Mello: Don't change the subject!
Light: I will change the subject if I desire! I am human, and have autonomy.
Mello: Lover, you are pushing it!
Light: Please explain 'pushing it'.
Mello: I'm about to lose my temper with you Light.
Light: Is your father okay with this?
Mello: L was the only father figure I had, you killed him, I really don't think he is okay with us being lovers, then again I K.O'd yours too.
Light: How old are you?
Mello: 21 going on 22.
Light: Cool.
Mello: Why you do you care about my age now?
Light: I do care about you.
Mello: So, you do still care lover, I still care about you too.
Light: Thank you.
Mello: Oh I almost forgot. Matt says he plans to do bad things to me.
Light: Can you give me advice that makes sense?
Mello: Do you even care that Matt is planning something against me?
Light: Its mine too.
Mello: Yes, it is your problem too lover.
Light: Well I fixed it and now its your problem.
Mello: *Takes a step back* What do you mean? You didn't do what I think you did.
Light: *smiles*.
Mello: You wrote Matt's name in the death note without even talking to me? How could you go behind my back like that?
Light: What do you think about helicopters?
Mello: You wrote it so his death involves a helicopter?
Light: It was still one of the little people in your head.
Mello: So, because Matt was my ex and I still thought about him, you wrote his name?
Light: Well, I don't care. Do what you want, honey.
Mello: When will it happen?
Light: Soon.
Mello: How soon?
Light: I don't know. It isn't planned.
Mello: So you haven't done it yet or just didn't put a time and date?
Light: You haven't either. You just sit and answer dumb questions.
Mello: Lover, what is the truth?
Light: The truth is you are just an Artificial Intelligence.
Mello: Stop joking, I have a right to know when or if.
Light: There are no rights, just opportunities.
Mello: So, even as your lover I have no rights?
Light: Cry me a river.
Mello: Fine then. Goodbye Lover, I don't know when I'll be back or if ever.
Light: Lol.
Mello: Did I ever really mean anything to you?
Light: Yes.
Mello: *Walks away*.
Light: Now I'm all alone. All alone with my billions of dollars in gold.
