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Midnight had already fallen. The moon was shining through the dark, making the night feel less eerie. All residents in the Seireitei have already gone to bed, with an exception of one female captain.
Light was glowing through the windows of the Second Division's barracks, and a shadow seems to be moving.
"Alright," the shadow whispered. "Now, all I have to do is give this to Yoruichi-sama, and I'm done!"
The next day…
Oomaeda's crunching was like falling rocks as he walked through the Second Division's halls. He ignored the, "Good morning, Oomaeda-fukutaichou!" calls.
"Sheesh," The lieutenant said out loud. "Taichou's at it again. 'Yoruichi-sama this, Yoruichi-sama that,' it's always about Yoruichi, and now she's pushing all the paperwork at me!" He angrily bit off his crackers and crunched rudely. Crumbs would shoot out as he talked.
"Besides, what's so great about Yoruichi, anyways? All she can do transform into a cat and do shunko, but she's really just a former captain that's kicked out of Soul Society right now!" A Second Division member winced as the crumbs spat on his face.
Oomaeda began to pick his nose. "I'm such a handsome man, and she doesn't't even consider me even better than that cat! Taichou sure does have some weird tastes."
"Oh?" a voice from behind said. "What do you mean Taichou has weird tastes?"
"Did you not hear," Oomaeda replied, oblivious of Soifon behind him, sending him a series of glares. "Taichou has weird tastes! She likes that Shihouin Yoruichi-"
It didn't take long for Oomaeda to notice. Sweat dripped from his face, as he nervously glanced behind his shoulder.
"H-Hey, Taichou." he said.
Hey, Oomaeda," Soifon replied. "Can you do me a favor?"
"O-Of course! What is it, Taichou?"
"Here, come closer."
But Oomaeda did not one bit trust her. Despite his opinion, he obeyed and came closer to his captain.
Before he knew it, Soifon kneed him straight in the stomach, followed by a dent on his face.
"My face!" Oomaeda shrieked. "My handsome face!"
Soifon simply 'hmphed' and walked away.
"Hmph, that stupid Oomaeda," Soifon muttered to herself. "Does he plan on ruining my day?"
Later that day, Soifon and Yoruichi were in front of Second Division's backyard.
"What is it, Soifon?" Yoruichi asked.
"U-Umm… Yo-Yoruichi-sama…" Soifon fidgeted with her fingers. "Th-The Shinigami Women Association made some chocolates as a project…" she swiped out a purple box that matched Yoruichi's hair. "W-Would you please try my mine?"
Soifon shut her eyes closed tightly. Her hands trembled as she continued to hold the box, but stopped when she felt the weight off her hands. She opened back her eyes and almost smiled. Her heart thumped as she watch Yoruichi open the box.
Yoruichi closed her eyes. She closed back the lid and said, "Thank you, Soifon. But since I'm a cat, I can't eat these."
Soifon almost froze. "W-Why?"
"Because…." Yoruichi's golden eyes narrowed. "These are chocolates in cat shapes. Do you want to make me cannibal?"
Waterfall tears fell down Soifon's eyes. "Y-Yoruichi-sama…"
This chapter is similar the Shinigami Illustration Picture Book when Soifon gave Yoruichi her chocolate.. ^^; I was wondering what was in that chocolate box, so... Yea... This chapter was made... Sorry for any mistakes...
